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« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2007, 04:47:04 PM »

if he did it again would he be recycling ?
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« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2007, 05:54:00 PM »

Don't be so velodromatic.
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« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2007, 05:59:28 PM »

what did he use as a condom, the waterbottle
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« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2007, 06:41:42 PM »

If he's living in a hostel I'd imagine he can ill-Halford the fine
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« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2007, 06:43:19 PM »

all these puns are getting tyred.  the next person who makes one should be (handle)barred.
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« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2007, 06:58:40 PM »

all these puns are getting tyred.  the next person who makes one should be (handle)barred.
ahh give us a brake
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« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2007, 08:31:26 AM »

Don't be so velodromatic.


Can't be beat....ty
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« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2007, 03:59:25 PM »

Ever notice how you hear a bunch of these stories at once then nothing for a couple of years and then there's another bunch appear.

You could say they come in cycles
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« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2007, 05:29:32 PM »

Ever notice how you hear a bunch of these stories at once then nothing for a couple of years and then there's another bunch appear.

You could say they come in cycles


It's a chain reaction
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« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2007, 11:04:03 PM »

I go away to Waterford for the weekend and you have a 'crappy pun' thread without me.

That's such a bad beat.
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« Reply #40 on: November 20, 2007, 09:06:36 AM »

You can't play poker AND join in a crappy pun thread in tandem though.
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« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2007, 09:18:27 AM »

I go away to Waterford for the weekend and you have a 'crappy pun' thread without me.

That's such a bad beat.

It's a Shimano, it was Raleigh unfair of us.
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« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2007, 11:05:04 AM »

sorry Andrew, you were busy, we didnt want to puncture your concentration ... you need to be in the right frame of mind for puns Smiley
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« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2007, 11:08:55 AM »

Laxie was busy handling the bar otherwise we would have asked her for ideas.
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« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2007, 11:23:25 AM »

sorry Andrew, you were busy, we didnt want to puncture your concentration ... you need to be in the right frame of mind for puns Smiley

But puns are one of my Specialized areas of interest.
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