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Title: Why??
Post by: Snatiramas on January 31, 2008, 11:58:41 AM
As I launch full length into man cold straight after a bout viral infection of the bowel I did find myself asking the following questions

1. Why if I know it is going to hurt when I cough hit myself in the chest immediately afterwards
2. When I have toothache do I continue to prod the offending tooth with my tongue

Down this road lay madness


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 12:00:07 PM
Errrr dunno I'm intrigued do tell.....


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Snatiramas on January 31, 2008, 12:04:51 PM
Errrr dunno I'm intrigued do tell.....

Well it goes something like this

I am about to cough
deep breath.............retching cough from the centre of chest
huge stabbing pain
thump chest with right fist as some sort of instant reaction

and so the cycle continues.
Now not being a little bloke the thumps are probably hard enough to fell a small ox. I have tried not to react in this way with no success


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 12:05:40 PM
The dull ache of a tooth and the subtle increase in pain when the tooth is touched is actually quite a pleasant experience.  Or is that just me?


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Snatiramas on January 31, 2008, 12:07:39 PM
The dull ache of a tooth and the subtle increase in pain when the tooth is touched is actually quite a pleasant experience.  Or is that just me?


It scares me that we might have so much in common


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 12:08:28 PM
The dull ache of a tooth and the subtle increase in pain when the tooth is touched is actually quite a pleasant experience.  Or is that just me?


It scares me that we might have so much in common

I'm scared too.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 12:19:48 PM
Get a plastic ruler bend back as far as it goes and release onto your balls your soon forget about other pains


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: taximan007 on January 31, 2008, 12:33:14 PM
Get a plastic ruler bend back as far as it goes and release onto your balls your soon forget about other pains

and why on earth would you have ever tried that in the first place  ;whistle; ;)


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: steeveg on January 31, 2008, 12:39:21 PM
Get a plastic ruler bend back as far as it goes and release onto your balls your soon forget about other pains
tried it watching the match last night didnt work,lol


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: AndrewT on January 31, 2008, 12:55:43 PM
Get a plastic ruler bend back as far as it goes and release onto your balls your soon forget about other pains

Government List of People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Adopt Children.

1) Gays
2) People who slap their balls with rulers.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 12:57:56 PM
The dull ache of a tooth and the subtle increase in pain when the tooth is touched is actually quite a pleasant experience.  Or is that just me?


It scares me that we might have so much in common

I'm with you too.  Not just teeth.  Do you ever get that thing where you pick at the dryish skin on your fingers just under your nails - if it comes off it can be quite sore.  If that happens though, I'll sit there deliberately digging my nails into the sore bits.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: boldie on January 31, 2008, 02:58:44 PM
Get a plastic ruler bend back as far as it goes and release onto your balls your soon forget about other pains

Government List of People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Adopt Children.

1) Gays
2) People who slap their balls with rulers.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: turny on January 31, 2008, 03:08:48 PM
The dull ache of a tooth and the subtle increase in pain when the tooth is touched is actually quite a pleasant experience.  Or is that just me?


It scares me that we might have so much in common

I'm scared too.

you should be scared!


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: matt674 on January 31, 2008, 03:15:52 PM
I am about to cough
deep breath.............retching cough from the centre of chest
huge stabbing pain
thump chest with right fist as some sort of instant reaction

thats the primate in you - dont fight it, just let it out - thump chest with left fist too shortly after :)up


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 03:31:44 PM
Get a plastic ruler bend back as far as it goes and release onto your balls your soon forget about other pains

and why on earth would you have ever tried that in the first place  ;whistle; ;)

never have but can imagine how fooking painful it would be so toothache would be nothing in comparison


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 03:32:32 PM
Not as painful as metal clamps.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Snatiramas on January 31, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
Not as painful as metal clamps.

scary that you should know


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 03:41:02 PM
Depends on what you're clamping


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: boldie on January 31, 2008, 04:07:23 PM
Depends on what you're clamping

Nipples, always nipples.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 04:10:33 PM
the forum has gone bonkers today.  Is it a full moon?


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 04:15:31 PM
Depends on what you're clamping

knuffles, always knuffles.

:dontask:


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
the forum has gone bonkers today.  Is it a full moon?

Nope.  Just checked and we're on our way to a new moon.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: MrsBoldie on January 31, 2008, 04:20:10 PM

Funny thing is - he tells me he doesn't have nipples - only niplets!!


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 04:20:58 PM

Funny thing is - he tells me he doesn't have nipples - only niplets!!

aw sweet :)


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 04:21:49 PM
Depends on what you're clamping

Nipples, always nipples.
Your own?


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 04:24:35 PM

Funny thing is - he tells me he doesn't have nipples - only niplets!!

Clamp them.  They'll grow.  Honest.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: boldie on January 31, 2008, 04:40:43 PM

Funny thing is - he tells me he doesn't have nipples - only niplets!!

Clamp them.  They'll grow.  Honest.
OI!! no messing with my Nipplets!


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: celtic on January 31, 2008, 10:32:29 PM
i remember watching a programme on c4 bout 12 years ago where an old bloke about 70ish used to visit his local prostitute to have his penis 'stroked' with a cheese grater.


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 10:39:17 PM
i remember watching a programme on c4 bout 12 years ago where an old bloke about 70ish used to visit his local prostitute to have his penis 'stroked' with a cheese grater.
yah they repeated it bout 4 years ago brought tears to my eyes


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: M3boy on February 01, 2008, 01:55:46 AM
i remember watching a programme on c4 bout 12 years ago where an old bloke about 70ish used to visit his local prostitute to have his penis 'stroked' with a cheese grater.

I remember that - sick sick sick!!!!


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: boldie on February 01, 2008, 10:46:07 AM
i remember watching a programme on c4 bout 12 years ago where an old bloke about 70ish used to visit his local prostitute to have his penis 'stroked' with a cheese grater.

Surely it would have been cheaper for him to justbuy a bar of soap?


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: TEX FITZ on February 01, 2008, 12:03:41 PM
or a jam-jar full of raw liver (those were the days)   ;hide;


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: Laxie on February 01, 2008, 12:05:31 PM
OMG!!!   rotflmfao  I sure hope you've given up that practice. 


Title: Re: Why??
Post by: cia260895 on February 01, 2008, 12:06:40 PM
i remember watching a programme on c4 bout 12 years ago where an old bloke about 70ish used to visit his local prostitute to have his penis 'stroked' with a cheese grater.

Surely it would have been cheaper for him to justbuy a bar of soap?

mind you seeing how old the guy was he probably needed the grater as a cleaning device