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Title: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: boldie on February 12, 2008, 05:10:11 PM
I have been thinking about how to post this for a while and wasn't sure I should to begin with..but it's I think it's only right that I do.

Compo has to be cheating..there is no other explanation and to be honest I'm surprised that a man like Compo, with his fine taste in suits and superb history of tipping horses, would resort to cheating.

























He holds all the Wallbreaker games high scores on the Blonde arcade and I can't even get to within a 5th of his score! It's driving me nuts! Can't we just ban him from that database and start a new?


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: matt674 on February 12, 2008, 06:12:00 PM
i always thought Germans were experts in breaking walls........

???

 ;whistle;


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: DUNK619 on February 12, 2008, 06:23:23 PM
what site is this game on ?


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: Ironside on February 12, 2008, 06:28:01 PM
the blonde forum arcade

click the link to the arcade above


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 06:35:12 PM

His Missus probably plays these games for him.

If you've ever watched him play poker, you'll know that he just closes his eyes & hopes.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: Compo on February 12, 2008, 08:11:36 PM
I bet TK tries to make out he phoned me


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on February 12, 2008, 08:21:50 PM
Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.

I know someone who made the greatest bet i have ever seen - forcing Compo to INSTA fold the nuts on the river! I wish i was that good.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 08:23:16 PM
Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.

I know someone who made the greatest bet i have ever seen - forcing Compo to INSTA fold the nuts on the river! I wish i was that good.

Remind us Rooks, was that we when had THE NUTS at Omaha at DTD & Passed?


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: Compo on February 12, 2008, 08:24:37 PM
Build a bridge.......and get over it


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 08:24:42 PM
Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.

I know someone who made the greatest bet i have ever seen - forcing Compo to INSTA fold the nuts on the river! I wish i was that good.

Ahh, if only I could tell you some Compo Omaha stories I knew. But I can't, sorry boys. But trust me, he knows not what he does.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on February 12, 2008, 08:24:49 PM
Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 08:25:48 PM
Build a bridge.......and get over it

Ooooohhhhhhhh


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 08:27:15 PM
Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Yes, but when I do it, you learn things. It's a thing of beauty to see me aggrressively fold to the money.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: Compo on February 12, 2008, 08:27:31 PM
Ahh, if only I could tell you some Compo Omaha stories I knew. But I can't, sorry boys. But trust me, he knows not what he does.



GULP ;ashamed;


Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Now look.....if you have to be good player to lay a big hand down...what does that make me?   MY lawyers are watchin!


Right now im off to warmer climes. You have 12 hours free rein.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 08:30:33 PM
Ahh, if only I could tell you some Compo Omaha stories I knew. But I can't, sorry boys. But trust me, he knows not what he does.



GULP ;ashamed;


Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Now look.....if you have to be good player to lay a big hand down...what does that make me?   MY lawyers are watchin!

Omaha stories? Your secret is safe with me. Sadly, regrettably, I agreed not to say 'owt. But Rooks has the general idea.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on February 12, 2008, 08:37:22 PM


Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Now look.....if you have to be good player to lay a big hand down...what does that make me?  


PMSL!


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: tikay on February 12, 2008, 08:41:19 PM

To be fair to Compo, I think we'll have to lay off him for a few hours. He was (is?) Posting from Luton Airport, on the way to Dubai by, I assume, Silverjet. Fleeing the country in shame, one suspects.

So lay off him for a few hours, right?

OK, on second thoughts, carry on.


Title: Re: Compo is a cheat?
Post by: boldie on February 12, 2008, 10:02:54 PM
Have fun in Dubai Compo..just try to remember that whichever Godolphin horse Ted Durcan is riding will beat Frankie's and you'll be fine.

I'll spend another day or so trying to break one of them high-scores.