Compo is a cheat?

[boldie]

I have been thinking about how to post this for a while and wasn't sure I should to begin with..but it's I think it's only right that I do.

Compo has to be cheating..there is no other explanation and to be honest I'm surprised that a man like Compo, with his fine taste in suits and superb history of tipping horses, would resort to cheating.

























He holds all the Wallbreaker games high scores on the Blonde arcade and I can't even get to within a 5th of his score! It's driving me nuts! Can't we just ban him from that database and start a new?

[matt674]

i always thought Germans were experts in breaking walls........



 

[DUNK619]

what site is this game on ?

[Ironside]

the blonde forum arcade

click the link to the arcade above

[tikay]

His Missus probably plays these games for him.

If you've ever watched him play poker, you'll know that he just closes his eyes & hopes.

[Compo]

I bet TK tries to make out he phoned me

[tikay]

Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.

I know someone who made the greatest bet i have ever seen - forcing Compo to INSTA fold the nuts on the river! I wish i was that good.

[tikay]

Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.

I know someone who made the greatest bet i have ever seen - forcing Compo to INSTA fold the nuts on the river! I wish i was that good.

Remind us Rooks, was that we when had THE NUTS at Omaha at DTD & Passed?

[Compo]

Build a bridge.......and get over it

[tikay]

Following a phone call from someone who shall remain anonymous (Thank You very much), my lawyers were champimg at the bit. Not the first time he's got one past me.

Boldie......keep trying mate. I'm buggered if I can play the biliard type things tho.

I left his Compo-Ness a Message.

"There's a thread on blonde called "Compo is a cheat". It's serious mate, go take a look".

He rung back, all panicky, "what is it, what is it, who said what, where?". I was not around, so he even rung Chili to ask her where it was, what it said. He was in a right 2 & 8.

At poker, he's way too bad to try bluffing him off hands, don't even bother trying. But in life, too easy, he's all mine.

I'm so happy. Boldie, I love you.

I know someone who made the greatest bet i have ever seen - forcing Compo to INSTA fold the nuts on the river! I wish i was that good.

Ahh, if only I could tell you some Compo Omaha stories I knew. But I can't, sorry boys. But trust me, he knows not what he does.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

[tikay]

Build a bridge.......and get over it

Ooooohhhhhhhh

[tikay]

Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Yes, but when I do it, you learn things. It's a thing of beauty to see me aggrressively fold to the money.

[Compo]

Ahh, if only I could tell you some Compo Omaha stories I knew. But I can't, sorry boys. But trust me, he knows not what he does.



GULP

Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Now look.....if you have to be good player to lay a big hand down...what does that make me?   MY lawyers are watchin!


Right now im off to warmer climes. You have 12 hours free rein.