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Title: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: tikay on February 22, 2008, 05:08:13 PM Whoa - hold up - I mean Wardrobe Mistress. Saturday night makes the debut of his compo-Ness on Sky Poker, as an Analyst, & I'm really made up that's he's going to join the others & myself & become one of the Sky Team. But I'm not sure that the Wardrobe Department have had time to measure him, & have made, his TV clothes. Which means he'll be wearing his own clothes....... I trust you are getting my drift here. Saturday night, Channel 846. If you appreciate fine clothing, it's best avoided. PS - Good Luck bud, you'll be just fine. And I don't feel in any way threatened, either. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Miami Vic on February 22, 2008, 05:26:19 PM Hope everyone enjoys the debut of our latest Sky Poker face. I was going to post some comment about extra make up and lighting but let's give him the chance to think he's got his feet under the desk before I start wading in...
Tikay was complaining to me in the office today about one of the boy producers dissing him. "That's the problem these days, Tikay - people have no respect for the elderly". Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Indestructable on February 22, 2008, 05:34:48 PM I read that Grub Smith has retired from the Poker World, does this include Sky?
PS Good luck Compo. ;) Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: tikay on February 22, 2008, 05:44:37 PM Hope everyone enjoys the debut of our latest Sky (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Poker (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) face. I was going to post some comment about extra make up and lighting but let's give him the chance to think he's got his feet under the desk before I start wading in... Tikay was complaining to me in the office today about one of the boy producers dissing him. "That's the problem these days, Tikay - people have no respect for the elderly". The extra lighting has been introduced to the Studio to combat shadows thrown by what is known as the "Schnozzle" or "Concorde" factor. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: boldie on February 22, 2008, 08:04:23 PM Man this should be great!..I hope he's as knowledgable on Sky poker as he is on ATR ;)
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Compo on February 22, 2008, 09:56:22 PM Thanks guys. Really looking forward to it and have got the blond wig and extra wrinkle cream ready to go.
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Colchester Kev on February 22, 2008, 09:57:40 PM Wear the linen suit Compo, and have a sleepless night dreading the email attack that will be happening !
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Dewi_cool on February 22, 2008, 11:05:01 PM Compo knows things about poker ? ;D
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Ironside on February 22, 2008, 11:13:31 PM Compo knows things about poker ? ;D yep the times of the buffets and how to raise Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Indestructable on February 22, 2008, 11:28:39 PM Just read the biog of the guests lined up for Compo:
"They both play on Sky Poker between 2-3 times a week but Ben on recent has started playing more often. His change in frequency is not down to a winning streak but because he has broken both of his wrists. With his current state of health, online poker is really one of the only activities he can partake in. So tonight Sabrina and Ben will try to battle it out on The Open - let's just hope that Ben can still hold on to his mouse." Ouch. :o Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Bainn on February 23, 2008, 03:03:57 PM Indeed, good luck squire, we will be tuning in to see how you get on.
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Rhu on February 23, 2008, 03:11:36 PM I can in here expecting to see that you had misspelt mattress.
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: booder on February 23, 2008, 03:31:07 PM I can in here expecting to see that you had misspelt mattress. misspelling mattress not quite as embarrassing Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Royal Flush on February 23, 2008, 04:24:41 PM Sigh, i got spammed.
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: boldie on February 23, 2008, 04:36:44 PM Compo looked sharp on ATR today..I take it he didn't pick that suit and tie himself?
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Dingdell on February 23, 2008, 04:40:20 PM Oi - leave Compo alone! He will be looking lovely - as long as he doesn't sit down and crumple anything....
Good luck Compo :kiss: Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Claw75 on February 23, 2008, 04:47:55 PM Oi - leave Compo alone! He will be looking lovely - as long as he doesn't sit down and crumple anything.... Good luck Compo :kiss: :goodpost: ;iagree; .......(enough for a spot prize?) Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: boldie on February 23, 2008, 04:49:03 PM Oi - leave Compo alone! He will be looking lovely - as long as he doesn't sit down and crumple anything.... Good luck Compo :kiss: don't know why but that had me laughing out loud. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: RED-DOG on February 23, 2008, 07:07:15 PM Good luck Compo. I wll be watching through the cracks in my fingers.
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Claw75 on February 23, 2008, 11:59:03 PM well done Compo, and nice result Wormster :)up
I noticed from the ticker that 'quiz legend' (sky's words, not mine) Ed Debaes is on next week's 'the club'. Surprised he hasn't mentioned it yet! Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: wormster on February 24, 2008, 12:05:09 AM well done Compo, and nice result Wormster :)up I noticed from the ticker that 'quiz legend' (sky's words, not mine) Ed Debaes is on next week's 'the club'. Surprised he hasn't mentioned it yet! Cheers, & I thought Dave was excellent as the analyst tonight - hopefully the first of many! Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Bainn on February 24, 2008, 12:08:50 AM Indeed, Dave "The Lunatic" Compton did a fine job, Tikay must have taught him a thing or Two and "Wormster" did grand tonight with a brillant 4th place.
Ed on the "Club", sigh, here comes the "Plugging"........ Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Indestructable on February 24, 2008, 07:24:00 AM Indeed, Dave "The Lunatic" Compton did a fine job, Tikay must have taught him a thing or Two and "Wormster" did grand tonight with a brillant 4th place. Ed on the "Club", sigh, here comes the "Plugging"........ Who me...? ;whistle; Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Bainn on February 25, 2008, 12:12:00 AM Indeed, Dave "The Lunatic" Compton did a fine job, Tikay must have taught him a thing or Two and "Wormster" did grand tonight with a brillant 4th place. Ed on the "Club", sigh, here comes the "Plugging"........ Who me...? ;whistle; Do you know when it is on ? That way I can plan ahead and remove the fuse from the plug of the TV..... Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Indestructable on February 25, 2008, 06:45:43 AM Tuesday.
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Bainn on February 25, 2008, 01:06:00 PM Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Miami Vic on February 26, 2008, 02:13:27 PM Well Done to Compo. Glad the feedback is positive. I think he must have mugged sone of our team to sneak in that second appearance so soon... He seems to be some kind of genetic hybrid mix of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Max Bygraves and Walter Matthau...
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: RED-DOG on February 26, 2008, 02:37:00 PM Well Done to Compo. Glad the feedback is positive. I think he must have mugged sone of our team to sneak in that second appearance so soon... He seems to be some kind of genetic hybrid mix of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Max Bygraves and Walter Matthau... One early morning many years ago, a member of staff opened the back door of a casino and found a cardboard box lying on the step. The box was lined with old copies of the Racing Post, but contained nothing save a very large hankie and a tatty old cardigan. The casino employee picked up the box, and was about to throw it into a dumpster when he thought he saw the cardigan move. He examined it more closely. Swaddled inside the cardigan was a tiny baby..... To be continued. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: tikay on February 26, 2008, 04:50:12 PM Well Done to Compo. Glad the feedback is positive. I think he must have mugged sone of our team to sneak in that second appearance so soon... He seems to be some kind of genetic hybrid mix of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Max Bygraves and Walter Matthau... Max Bygraves, now that I like. But "Well Done Compo"? Bugger Compo, I'd say. Not literally, like. He debuted on Sky Poker on Saturday, got another Show last night, flew to Dubai this morning, gets back Friday, then gets ANOTHER Sky Poker Show on Saturday. And hold up - I've not finished yet. Who's he doing Saturday's Show with? Yup - Kara. How did he manage THAT? Kara. MY Kara. It's bang out of order, I tell ya. He runs way too good. But I don't feel threatened - have you seen the Suits he wears? The reincarnation of George Melly. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Dingdell on February 26, 2008, 04:53:18 PM Well Done to Compo. Glad the feedback is positive. I think he must have mugged sone of our team to sneak in that second appearance so soon... He seems to be some kind of genetic hybrid mix of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Max Bygraves and Walter Matthau... Max Bygraves, now that I like. But "Well Done Compo"? Bugger Compo, I'd say. Not literally, like. He debuted on Sky (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Poker (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) on Saturday, got another Show last night, flew to Dubai this morning, gets back Friday, then gets ANOTHER Sky (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Poker (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Show on Saturday. And hold up - I've not finished yet. Who's he doing Saturday's Show with? Yup - Kara. How did he manage THAT? Kara. MY Kara. It's bang out of order, I tell ya. He runs way too good. But I don't feel threatened - have you seen the Suits he wears? The reincarnation of George Melly. I thought he was incredibly classy. Very smooth. I may be changing horses. ;D Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: tikay on February 26, 2008, 04:59:05 PM Well Done to Compo. Glad the feedback is positive. I think he must have mugged sone of our team to sneak in that second appearance so soon... He seems to be some kind of genetic hybrid mix of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Max Bygraves and Walter Matthau... Max Bygraves, now that I like. But "Well Done Compo"? Bugger Compo, I'd say. Not literally, like. He debuted on Sky (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Poker (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) on Saturday, got another Show last night, flew to Dubai this morning, gets back Friday, then gets ANOTHER Sky (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Poker (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Show on Saturday. And hold up - I've not finished yet. Who's he doing Saturday's Show with? Yup - Kara. How did he manage THAT? Kara. MY Kara. It's bang out of order, I tell ya. He runs way too good. But I don't feel threatened - have you seen the Suits he wears? The reincarnation of George Melly. I thought he was incredibly classy. Very smooth. I may be changing horses. ;D Sigh. This is all getting too much. Damn the man. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Bainn on February 27, 2008, 12:38:20 AM I have to say that Compo did indeed do a fantastic job on both shows, maybe he is the new "Favourite Grandpa" of the show.....
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Compo on February 27, 2008, 11:10:33 AM You are all (apart from the obvious exception) too kind. Tony Hadley is not a new one and neither is Max Bygraves ..... but Walter Matthau !!! ffs.
Oh I have just seen who said that........excellent observation skills. Thanks again. ps. Tom, thanks for thinking the Racing post was about when I was born. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: RED-DOG on February 27, 2008, 11:17:17 AM ps. Tom, thanks for thinking the Racing post was about when I was born. Who said you were born? Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Kara on March 01, 2008, 12:14:33 PM Tikay, I believe the powers that be simply thought that our chemistry (yours and mine) was getting rather too much for the show, so they've decided to split us up. Sigh. Its very Romeo and Juliet really....
I'll take good care of Compo tonight ;) Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: tikay on March 01, 2008, 12:17:26 PM Tikay, I believe the powers that be simply thought that our chemistry (yours and mine) was getting rather too much for the show, so they've decided to split us up. Sigh. Its very Romeo and Juliet really.... I'll take good care of Compo tonight ;) I'm hurting too much to reply. PS - Compo is married. Wears shocking suits, too. I'm not being bitter here, but he's not your type, not at all. He snores, too. Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: Miami Vic on March 04, 2008, 11:12:25 AM He may snore, Tikay, but not (unlike you) on my executive sofa...
Title: Re: Compo has a new Mistress....... Post by: boldie on March 04, 2008, 11:40:18 AM He may snore, Tikay, but not (unlike you) on my executive sofa... Executive sofa!..Well Lah-di-dah! I am sure TJ was fighting a battle for the working classes and by snoring on your fancy executive sofa he was, in his own way, protesting against the treatment of the common man by you and your fellow suits. Workers of the world unite! |