blonde poker forum

Its time for the weekly DONKAMENT, you know the script by now ... we invade the $10k G'teed comp with the $10 entry fee at 7.30pm

Last longer prizes added as usual

if we get 10 the last surviving blonde will get $30 into their account

if we get 20 the last surviving blonde will get a personalised blondepoker polo shirt

if we get 30 or more the last surviving blonde will get the shirt and $50 into their account

Obviously the added prizes are only awarded to those playing the comp on the blonde skin.

I am in .... please post on this thread once you have registered

Good luck and may the best luckiest blonde win !!

I MAY play in this, ive calmed down since the last time I attempted to play.

But is on the pro viso (sp?) that I am allowed to vent big time on this thread should I hate my life as much as I did after the last donkment.

If the $200 plus buy in boys can do it on a Sunday, then we can do it on a wednesday ... get registered and vent away :D

 :)up

Surely I must last longer than 5 hands this time? lol

doubt it i've seen you play

Lets have a little wager ?!?

whats the wager?

not sure if i can play as my bruvs home for the night picking up his new car

$10 says I CAN bust out in less than 5 hands! lol

 I'll register after work so count me in. Lets see if Kev can beat his record from last week? Go on DOOKER!!! GL everyone :)

Can't make it tonight, good luck everyone :)

I tried logging in to register but couldnt connect to the server, I will try again later

A sign just popped up saying it will be 'closed for maintenance after the hand' at the cash tables, so we'll have to wait a few to register.  Will sign up as soon as they have it sorted.


5Laxie

ok if i'm back home i'm in.

no i'm in anyway.

free money.................................................or i might even last longer,without even playing.

I will be donating my usual $10.................sigh

geo

The site is back up, but the 10k tourney is missing from the lobby...or I'm missing my brain this morning.   :dontask:

you are right, it will be back up soon enough, they have to relist all the tournies after the downtime.

I'll be later.

It's back on, and I'm in.

Good stuff...I'm in too.

Yep - I'm up for this today.

I'm in.

cout me in

im in good luck all

Hope they sort the disco problems out for this later tonight.....the site has just crashed again<sigh>

I'm in.

$7500 rebuy just cancelled after the break,do we get a percentage of the prizepool of just a refund?

BEWARE.......BRAG POST ALERT................












Thanks for the $50 transfer Kev....invested $4 of it in a $2 R/A the other night and took it down for $990  ;D ;D ;D .Will be trying again tonight

nice work maccol  ;applause;

Runners ...

kevcolch
norsefillie
Laxie
anfukf
Tonji
ThrowOnD
CDW
DUNK
Geo
Maccol
blondem3boy
Madasahat

AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR nice one mate.

seanbee01 is in too incase he doesnt get home on time to post here

im in under bradfordbull.

Any chance of changing this nickname kev?

kevcolch
norsefillie
Laxie
anfukf
Tonji
ThrowOnD
CDW
DUNK
Geo
Maccol
blondem3boy
Madasahat
Seanbee
Bradfordbull
UpTheRazz
Eck
Foxxster (nirvana)

Ima give this a whirl

I know I'm likely to be first out, but please add me :)

Ooops just realised I haven't atually registered yet - thought I'd done it hours ago.

LOL muppet

....and now I've got no dosh left having just registered for the springfest sat.  How good am I to you? 

On second thoughts not going to play the $10 one as it clashes with Hannah's bedtime, and I can concentrate on winning that seat.

Kev do u have any power in changing nicknames? if you do could i request a name change please!

No mate, afraid not.

In as UpTheRazz.

I'm in

I'm in Thewhisper1
GLA

your quick kev 

Ginger said that too.

I'm donating registered.

I'm in.

21 so far ... dont think we will break the 30 barrier this week.

im in

Pff, right, im in then...

ach why not...

count me in !!
CMON THE BLONDES !! 

I'm in, but I wont be able to play after the first break on account of having no chips left.

I'm in

delboyy

I'm in  :)up

In.

Tractor, whats your blonde screen name

In... But all-seeing Kev knew that already.

still in  ;applause;

32 + Tractor ... have i missed anyone ?

 ;goodluck; everybody

cia ur at my table

If i get the tightest table in the world again, im just gonna tilt shove every hand!!!

Ok no excuse not to make the first break considering I crack Aces with AK on the first hand

I have IronsideBL sat next to me, is that the ironside??

dam - just time out folded two pair typing this!!

Im in, by the skin of my teeth.

Having pc probs tonight though, not sure if its blonde or my pc but keep timing out.

GL everyone

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!

pfft down to the felt already .. some things dont chage

YES!!!

5 hands in and Im still here!























lol

Ive folded 9 hands in a row, im getting twitchy!

Not in this tournament any more   :'(

LOL me too Billy, my plan of getting a stack or watching footy has worked out that I am probs gonna be watching the match LOL

Back to a starting stack!!  some phenomenal pushing and my hand stayed good !! who would believe it

No yr at my table gl

ironsideBL i made it in at last minute

I dont think i have ever got above starting stack in this tounrey!

i am witnessing some of the biggest "hero" calls on the net tho, sigh!

Im OUT  Ac 4c no match against  Ts Qs on a  Jd Jh 4h flop LOLOL  turn  8c river  9s


TY AND GOODNIGHT !!

My  Ahrt Ad just held up against  Ac 5s. Incredible!

I'm out (unsurprisingly running tens into aces lol).

hit trips on the river just to rub it in as first card out was an ace.

I'm out!! My bad play with AQ against his AA.........Good luck everyone.

Bah, had to play in this via BS,cos i'm playing in the league play of  at 8:00 or 8:30 not sure.

Sorry Kev, but can't play on both.

down to 805 after missing an open ended straight after the flop.. the short stack somehow didn't fold his top trips!

cooler!

have fun everyone

Im out - no bad beats, I just played like shite  ;D

oot aq beet way j 10

Lol Michelle, love the honesty.

Everything going slow for Laxie and I

Geo

Now out,

Pretty short......KJ on KQ6 board, matey puts me all in and holds pocket 6's

Geo

woo double up.. to 1350.. AK>AQ

Dwindling chips whilst watching some truly shocking play...pull the lever Kev!!!!!!!!

Another double up KQ>Q9 on a Q hi flop

3150

Up to 4,800 after a couple of fortunate events.  Just need to hang on to them now.......

EEEEEAAAWWWWWWW

Out like a total donkey as usual, ...blooody game grumble grumble

I'm outta here grrrrrr

1490, ROCK

ffs

ran AK into jacks down to 390 then ran my 88 into 9To AIP and lost both races

really must play more 10 seaters

1600 and waiting

Im out in 714th

715 in chips make it 240 with Kd Ks called by a mateyboy out of position. Flop  5s  Jh  Jd he bets 60 so i push my remaining 415 in and he shows the mighty  Jc  Ts for a flopped set. which i just knew he had flopped it but i couldnt lay my Kings down.

tens into queens busto gl all

2640, NOT SO ROCK

lol hit a royal flush, is the Blonde Royal Flush bonus still runnning Kev?  ;) now up to 4.8K  :)

Early bath for me !

was down to 750 just doubled up, very jammy

FFS. KK no good against 66. Out 607th

      ;technophobe;

pushed over a min raise in SB with A2o

Guy calls with AA, oops.

Made him dwell up for a while tho, thats respect!

I've gone,got down to about 750, pushed jj from the button, caller had A,10.  A on the flop.

im gone

Out. gl to the rest of ya

gone,no drama

First break 6k chips

Wow I made the break with 2920. Only seen 9 flops though, not used to playing that slow.

Dropped a few chips, but still in with 3,900.

out 499th.

Raised with QQ got a flat call.

10 hi flop, pushed he had AA

ah well

out 348th :'(

I am all in and i'm not looking....

I am so low that I am pushing with any two if it folded to me.

Folded???

And again AJ early pos...and I am out, ran into QQ and 99

out 321st...

goooooooneeeeeee

roll call time ... who is left in ??

8425

10,900

The usual suspects i see.

9625 at break

13,900 at the break and we're in the peanut gallery of the money...can just about afford a cuppa.

just the 2 of you .... gl gl gl

Is that it?!  Was sure we had a few more in and I just didn't recognise their card room names.  Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Good luck Eck!!!

can we try this with a $100 buy in like the mansion one or summat?

I really cant play these low stakes ones, maybe coz you have to play ABC???

GL laxie and eck!!! gogogogogogogo

Eck and I on the same table now and 99 left

good luck both

gl yuos two
3/6 left in the 6k at break,lets see if i self bok

gl mate

Well played Laxie   ;tightend;

Why not the $100 tourney on Blonde - $25k on a sunday ?

ps I agree about these low buy in tourneys - if you dont hit hands early on, you're fooooooked!

Id be happy to play in that but just saying, mansion 110k is nicer than 25K guaranteed. Probably get the same amount of runners as the 10k does on a wednesday aswell.

Plus id rather play a gd structure than that pile of ****. But perhaps im not taking it in the blonde spirit  :dontask:

you think we will get 34 runners for a $100 buy in ??

I would rather do something that everyone can join in with ...

If you want me to put up a T-Shirt for longest lasting blondes in a big buy in on a weekly basis, I will ... but only if we get runners for it. Obviously the regular wednesday comp would continue to run as well.

And KP, use your loaf chap, Im not going to add prizes to a comp on a different site am i !

I was chatting to one of my girls and missed the all in, so sorry for not cheering when you pushed.  Fierce ul to run into a hand, but you played a great game.

GL to CDW in the other tourney!!! 

I would have to give a miss to a weekly $100 buy in, but hope it gets the runners for you.

GL to all still in...missed this tonight cos I´m sunning it up in Majorca...all inclusive rules!

Yeh and im not taking the fun out of the wednesday night 10k at all, but its just i love the banter and spirit involved but i havent played 10 dollar tournaments since i first started.

Id quite happily play the 25K on the sunday to support the cardroom, but I just feel there is a gap for us medium stakes players. I have supported blonde in pretty much every promotion you have done since i joined up, but im sure ppl are willing to pay more than 5 quid (maybe not 50) but there has to be some middlish ground. Im not an expert on Ipoker as I play rarely on it unless its summat to do with blonde, so maybe a list of tourneys would be helpful for me.

p.s. Id have played in the sat tonight but its hard for me to support a sat for a tourney which is 4 hours away from me.

JJ...1 limper into me and I raise 3 x's the blind...blinds fold and limper pushes...with 22, as ya would do.  I call and he hits a 2 on the turn...obv.  Still in, but down a bit in chips to 22,800...sighhhhhhhhhhhhh

Break on and still in with 43,200 and 40 players left

GL Queen Laxie.... Missed this by about 40 seconds.. aaaarrrrhhhh but at least I got to see us get a decent result against the arse..

Should this not be renamed the Laxie tourne? ;whistle;

Good luck Laxie, make sure u take it down

3rd for $702
gl laxie your a star

The Blonde specials over christmas were really good fun, with a much higher standard than your usual $10 (me excluded) and they got a decent number of runners, so maybe a monthly Blonde only special for say $25?

we have plenty coming up for April ... with the blonde bash series, AND something else which will be announced tomorrow.

it's tmrow in an hour,give us a clue

nice going Laxie  ;applause;

ul lax,well played again

cock tease!

Love they Keyboard Warriors on Laxies table... Our very own blonde giving it large.. made me laugh, and i could not get on..

john luke: lol joke
john luke: fvcking retard call
BradfordBull: GL lax
Odzilla: lol
cdw2222: gl lax
5Laxie: ty : )
john luke: a 10 for nearly all your chips you fvcking thick finish fvck
john luke: fvcking fish
BradfordBull: chill out
john luke: fvck off you and mind your own
Odzilla: had to call john... knew you I had coin flip or better
BradfordBull: wouldnt want u to get a ban!
john luke: wtf for all you knew i had aa or kk stupid call at this stage
Odzilla: LOL
john luke: bradford stop bvllshitting
Odzilla: If you had AA or KK you would not go all in
5Laxie: I do it all the time...lol
BradfordBull: well said odzilla
john luke: ban me dont think so i spend too much money here
BradfordBull: go whine somwhere else then
BradfordBull: if your spending too much money the i suggest u consider a new game!
BradfordBull: UL laxie
john luke: take your hand out of your pants bradford and stop mouthing at me
BradfordBull: whine whine whine

She isnt out, just got moved tables

I hate jokers who swear and carry on after they get knocked out! who do the think they are?

my bad. go laxie

Yeah he pushed with 33 for les than 10BB ffs, what did he think was going to happen?

I know, trying to turn it around on the caller!

gooooooooooooo Luckbox Laxie !!!

What is he suggesting im doing??  :dontask:

turn off your webcam!!!!!

Yanking him?

dunno, may use it in the real world tho as there is pretty much no come back lol.

will let u know how it goes when i say it to my boss tomorrow.

Well done Laxie, another stirling result.

are u tired of your job or something?

Out in 22nd place when I pushed with 22...as ya would do...lol  Thanks for the rail!!!

lol no, just joshing.

Just looked to see whare you were ul but well played Dawn,hope to see your polo shirt at bb6.

great result yet again Laxie :)

WTG chicka !!!  ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

You will be setting up a stall at BB6 selling tshirts at this rate  :D

well done Laxie  :)up ;hattip;

WOW...fanrtastic result again Laxie...... ;applause; ;applause; ;tightend;

WOOOHOOOOOO  Laxie strikes again - Go Girl.  Think we should rename if from the Wednesday Donkfest to the Wednesday Night Laxie Challenge   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :)up :)up :)up :)up

Mich/x


PS what's your account number cos next week I'll just save myself the time and desposit straight into your account  ;D

 rotflmfao  Thanks everyone! 

In fairness, I had a bad run for a couple of weeks whilst a few other Blondes managed to kick some serious backside, placing 1st and 2nd in the tournament, so I still feel like there's improvement to be made in my own game after watching their performance.

That's what I like about this weekly Wednesday night madness.  Sure, it's a small buy in and you're up against some donkey players at the start, but I try to take it as serious as I would a $100 buy in and hope that my game will improve because of it.  If I were to enter it on my own, I'd probably get frustrated and be knocked out much earlier  Having so many good players from Blonde in the mix tends to motivate me and hopefully some of you too.  One thing I've learned...I've some serious work to do on my end game.   

You're not always going to be playing against great players, even in a larger buy in event.  Granted, the donkeys may be few and far between, but there are still some who have more money than sense and will get lucky with less than stellar hands.  You only have to read the Sunday thread to see that.  I don't think aiming for a larger buy in will solve everyone's problems, but I could maybe join ye in a $50 now and then.  Just don't see it happening weekly.     

Oops, my bad, but i think im right in saying that was the first time that option has been given....?

And in truth, and its not hard to firgure out why, but i do have a soft spot for luton, and probably would have been tempted to use the buy in option anyway lol.



Very true but the structure at the higher buy in is much better, and actually involves a bit of space to move. I havent played a tourney like the 10k for a long while where u get short so quickly. Im not sure if this is iPoker wide or just the fact its a fiver tounreament.

(its basically the same rant I used to have about the skypoker tournaments)

WPD tho as IMO it takes huge skill to battle thru one of these and you have consitently done that, gg!