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Title: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Dingdell on April 09, 2008, 09:43:41 AM
An essential part of my business equipment - one of the loos - has broken at the clinic. Apparantly it's the syphon (?) which makes the water go into the loo from the cistern. It's a close coupled loo.

Any idea how much this should cost to do? I'm getting a lot of plumbers on the phone taking sharp intakes of breath and the longer the breath the more it seems to cost. What would be reasonable and any idea how long it should take?

Thanks,

Tracey


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: kinboshi on April 09, 2008, 09:45:27 AM
SARK!!!!!


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: boldie on April 09, 2008, 09:46:04 AM
So the only thing flushing shit in your business is you?.....now that's funny :)

CIA is a crook plumber...i am sure he'll tell you.


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Dingdell on April 09, 2008, 09:57:06 AM
So the only thing flushing shit in your business is you?.....now that's funny :)

CIA is a crook plumber...i am sure he'll tell you.

We never say the 's' word here - it's poo. Much more user friendly.  ;D


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: boldie on April 09, 2008, 10:32:08 AM
So the only thing flushing shit in your business is you?.....now that's funny :)

CIA is a crook plumber...i am sure he'll tell you.

We never say the 's' word here - it's poo. Much more user friendly.  ;D

My sincerest apologies :)


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: henrik777 on April 09, 2008, 12:34:46 PM
So the only thing flushing shit in your business is you?.....now that's funny :)

CIA is a crook plumber...i am sure he'll tell you.

We never say the 's' word here - it's poo. Much more user friendly.  ;D

So what's the friendly way to use poo ?

http://www.ultimatehandyman.co.uk/toilets.htm

Sandy


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: cia260895 on April 09, 2008, 03:39:58 PM
depending on what type of loo it is syphons can vary in price from £5 to £30 (ish) labour would take no longer than an hour maximum so id say anything over £100 then no way but you should be able to get it done for about £50 gl


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: cia260895 on April 09, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
or offer a free colonic??? ;bumwiggle;


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Ecosse on April 09, 2008, 05:56:02 PM
or offer a free colonic??? ;bumwiggle;

Don't Plumbers learn how to deal with their own plumbing during apprenticeship ?  ;ashamed;


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: cia260895 on April 09, 2008, 06:06:30 PM
Why DIY???


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Dingdell on April 09, 2008, 06:37:43 PM
depending on what type of loo it is syphons can vary in price from £5 to £30 (ish) labour would take no longer than an hour maximum so id say anything over £100 then no way but you should be able to get it done for about £50 gl

TY - I managed to get it done for £75. He showed me the diaphragm which was shot to pieces, so I'm not sure if he just replaced that bit or the whole unit. It still doesn't flush first go, it needs two gos and then it's wonderful. Not sure if that's ok or not?

Perhaps I've spent too much time watching expose programmes on bad workmen but I was concerned he was spending a lot of time in there and not doing a lot. But he was out within an hour so I suppose it must have been ok..?

Anyway thanks for the advice, I managed to negotiate based on that so I owe you a drink. TY

Tracey


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Indestructable on April 09, 2008, 06:48:12 PM
Yes I have seen those shows, allways involves a workman having a pee in unusual places.  :o


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: AndrewT on April 09, 2008, 07:37:58 PM
I was concerned he was spending a lot of time in there and not doing a lot. But he was out within an hour so I suppose it must have been ok..? 

Have you had many dates like that?


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: boldie on April 09, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
depending on what type of loo it is syphons can vary in price from £5 to £30 (ish) labour would take no longer than an hour maximum so id say anything over £100 then no way but you should be able to get it done for about £50 gl

. It still doesn't flush first go, it needs two gos and then it's wonderful.

I had that problem when I still ate a lot of curries...it just wouldn't flush in one go.


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: cia260895 on April 09, 2008, 07:46:49 PM
depending on what type of loo it is syphons can vary in price from £5 to £30 (ish) labour would take no longer than an hour maximum so id say anything over £100 then no way but you should be able to get it done for about £50 gl

TY - I managed to get it done for £75. He showed me the diaphragm which was shot to pieces, so I'm not sure if he just replaced that bit or the whole unit. It still doesn't flush first go, it needs two gos and then it's wonderful. Not sure if that's ok or not?

Perhaps I've spent too much time watching expose programmes on bad workmen but I was concerned he was spending a lot of time in there and not doing a lot. But he was out within an hour so I suppose it must have been ok..?

Anyway thanks for the advice, I managed to negotiate based on that so I owe you a drink. TY

Tracey

No it should flush 1st time,if its the old type of diaphragm it would only have cost about 20p but at least the poo will be happy now its going to be recycled into drinking water.


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Robert HM on April 09, 2008, 08:09:25 PM
I was concerned he was spending a lot of time in there and not doing a lot. But he was out within an hour so I suppose it must have been ok..? 

Have you had many dates like that?

Sorry but that is sooo funny.


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Dingdell on April 09, 2008, 09:47:00 PM
I was concerned he was spending a lot of time in there and not doing a lot. But he was out within an hour so I suppose it must have been ok..? 

Have you had many dates like that?

Sorry but that is sooo funny.

And unfortunately so true....


Title: Re: Calling all plumbers
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2008, 12:49:25 AM
I was concerned he was spending a lot of time in there and not doing a lot. But he was out within an hour so I suppose it must have been ok..? 

Have you had many dates like that?

Sorry but that is sooo funny.

And unfortunately so true....


well if you dont like dates you can always have an apple or an orange just as good for u