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Has anyone had a cyst? Do they normally ache?

Any advice on how to look after it before I have it removed?

Snoops, you got no joy with the health problems have you?  I take it you went to the docs? A healthy  diet and exercise prevents most minor illness. Start looking after yourself, thats my advice :)

Any lumps or bumps should be investigated imho. Get it checked out soonish.

Disease is never an accident, it's a result of what we do to our bodies. Start looking after yourself and eating green stuff. Get it checked out. XX

search on youtube lots of ways to get rid of them :)

go to docs, normally they pop um and lots of grot comes out.

I also think a haircut and a shave couldn't hurt.

They were talking about these on Jo Whileys show today, apparently you dip some bread in warm milk and bandage it over the cyst overnight and the puss will be sucked out.

squeeze it

Hot poltice then cold, then hot, then cold. Repeat as much as you like, draws poisons/puss to the surface. Put a needle through a flame to sterilise it and then use to punture the cyst and release poison.

& faint

 :'(

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WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD . . . to offer some friendly advice:

Please, please, please NEVER squeeze any skin lesions ANY MORE!!  EVER!!
Sure, we all have successfully 'squeezed the crap' out of a zit (I know I'm guilty) and suffered little to no consequences...
That was then...

However, now-a-days, the MRSA (methicillin-resistant staph aureus) bacteria strain has become MUCH MORE VIRULENT over the years; much more RESISTANT to treatment.  The squeezing / needling / manipulating all can damage the surrounding tissue and allow the bacteria on our skin to wreak havoc.  An infection with 'MRSA' should be on your 'Things Not To Get' list.

Snoopy - get it excised.  OK...  I'm OFF - (http://img68.echo.cx/img68/5220/rant5wt.gif)

I.L.

Nah, squeeze it!

Perhaps get drunk, then squeeze it. Then get someone to urinate on you to sterlise it.

I totally offered to spear it with a needle for him. Actually, I begged. Snoopy said no. :(

Apparently medical advice is NEVER lance a cyst.

ive had a cyst on my forehead for years..i had it removed but it has grown back.

mine does hurt sometimes..i would get it removed snoops..its a quick operation as a day patient

what a meanie!  Do it when he's asleep!

Don't you bash them with a bible?


or was that something else?

Uh, yeah, just squeeze it, needle it....and have someone pi$$ on it, the cat gnaw on it -- yeah, that's what I meant to say......NOT!!!!
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Silo - the 'Bible Cyst' of which you speak, is a 'ganglion cyst', which is typically around the wrist or hand...
They are filled with a very viscous fluid from the joints!

'PLEASE DO NOT SQUEEZE!'

Cheers!
I.L.   (http://thefamilybiz.org/ezboard/emoticons/sigh2.gif)

you have a suspicious amount of medical knowledge for someone who's not a dentist.

I say stick a needle in Snoopy

Jeepers, Gatso... you remembered that!!
well, perhaps I just 'read a lot'.
I just can't sneak anything by here!  Just a wanna-be DDS...yes, that's it...
('cause that's what Blonde's like - Irish DDS!)
Now be still... and open WIDE!  (yeoch!)

DON'T SQUEEZE!  HUGS ARE BETTER!
(you like that one, instead?)

Just an Irish Lassie     (http://thefamilybiz.org/ezboard/emoticons/wink4.gif)

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So Snoops...did you go to the vet yet?

lol Squeeze, go on, you know you want too.

actually pearce it first

Burn it off.  With a lighter and some ethanol.

lol, took me a while to decode this but google came to my rescue, never heard of DDS before. glad you're starting to come to terms with your destiny.


or blowtorch

Or leave it as it is and you will have somewhere to hang your jacket when you take it off  ;marks;

Sorry to make you 'work for it' Gatso!
Yes 'DDS' -- Da Dental Stud (or, as Blondite's prefer - Studettes!'

'PLEEEEZ DON'T SQUEEZE!'
I.L.    (http://thefamilybiz.org/ezboard/emoticons/wink4.gif)

I think technically he'll still be wearing it if he hangs it there.

Walk accross a recreation ground until someone kicks a wet case ball and knocks it clean off.

(well it worked for my dad in 1967, and as an addtional benefit, he also invented the riverdance)

Your dad was Michael Flattley?!

No. Flattley kicked the ball.

Flattley played football AND invented the riverdance?

No. My dad invented riverdance, Flattley stole his idea.

(but my dad stole his football)

I know - you would have thought he would have mentioned it before now!! All those bloody stories about horses and all the time he was keeping this one quiet.  :dontask:

So lemme get this straight....




Your dad was Michael Flattley, who invented the riverdance and stole footballs for a living?

Yes. Well.... untill they glued him to a yak that is.

I was with it until the Yak bit.....I hate being whooshed but it happens way too often on this forum... >:(

Oh it didn't bite, it was quite tame, very wooly and somewhat sticky.

Not to 'interrupt this football banter' . . .
but, uh, has anyone 'seen'... or 'heard' from Snoopy -- you know -- the guy with the CYST???

PULEEZE DON'T SQUEEZE HIM IF YOU FIND HIM!
I.L.

Haven't seen him, but I've seen his new pet:

(http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2007/09/27/two-headed-turtlex-large.jpg)

Two-headed red eared slider/s, eh?

Looks like they 'got squeezed!'

I.L.

Updates Snoopy?

there's no way in this world that Dana didn't stick him with a needle when he wasn't looking

Snoopy busto?

That's most unfair.

Couldn't get him to drink enough to enable me to poke the cyst without him noticing. :(

so has he squeezed it yet?  No way I could hold out that long.

Not for the faint at heart . . .
There's a relatively tough capsule under there!
DO NOT SQUEEZE, PLEASE!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa191/RSKYBZ928/Cyst.jpg)

OK... as you were!
I.L.

oooh, Dana, do that to it

snoops, let's be serious now.

That is NOT a cyst. If it were, it should not be squeezed. Ever. Cysts do not contain pus. Cysts can only be removed by surgery.

If you think it's full of pus, it's a boil, or abcess. That can be squeezed.

Finally!!!  I got through to SOMEONE!

Thanks, gatso!

WAIT!  NO!  Don't try this 'at home!'   ;)
I.L.

yeah it's a boil.  squeeze it.

don't look now but your evil streak is showing.

I agree with Claw the Sadist.

mwahahahahaha....eh? what?

I had a miserable time in Monte Carlo. I couldn't move an muscle without being it giving me pain or discomfort, what's more, my collar was constantly rubbing against it as I worked. It got worse over the weekend, so I went into A&E on Monday and was told it was infected. They gave me some super duper anti-biotics and some fancy dressing with iodine. I have to keep that on for a few days then go back to normal dressing. I checked it out today, and it didn't look great, but ah well, am going on holdiday to America for a fortnight tomorrow morning. Hopefully all goes well whilst I'm away, otherwise it could ruin the holiday and give me a hefty medical bill. I'm due in at the docs for a small opp to remove the cyst on May 19th. Not sure I want to get rid of it now, it made me feel wanted that this cyst chose me.

so no more pink shoes?  :'(

lol - you're on form today!

Enjoy your holiday to America, Snoopy!
With any luck the 'airport patrol' will 'remove the concealed object' from you and it will be 'behind you' . .
Oh, wait, it already is!
Best!
I.L.   ;)

Can I still squeeze it though?

Hope you have a great holiday

Oh, to be in a foreign country with something that isn't clearing up. Joy.  ;surrender;

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If you just let Dana squeeze it it'd be gone!

:goodpost: ;iagree;  Stop being a wimp.  Let her at it and all your troubles will be solved. 

I knew this bloke who had something like that. It grew and grew and eventually turned into a frog.

Until this happened, he had been afraid to go to the doctors, but now he could put of off no longer.

In the surgery, he removed his shirt and turned around. The doctor was aghast.

"My God" He cried, "How did that happen?"


"I don't know" Replied the frog, "It started as a boil on my arse!"

:D

Just wait till you get searched by American customs and they pat you down

"What's this you're packing here, sir? That's not normal. GET ON THE FLOOR! ON THE FLOOR, NOW!!!!"

The guy will call in people to investigate as they have "A long haired, skinny bloke with a slight beard and a suspicious lump on the back of his neck...it could be anything" The anti-terrorists squad will have to come in and probably the bomb disposal unit...they will put you in a metal container and blow you up, or ship you out to Guantanamo (don't worry, me and MrsB are in Cuba in a week and a half and can come visit) where you will be held for months.

Do you really want to risk all that happening simply because you were to scared to hand Dana a kitchen knife and have her remove it?

My god it looks like a twin, dana get him drunk sit on his back and squeeze it till his spine is on show.

Unfortunately, I only have a day's worth of anti-biotics left, the infection has yet to clear up and I'm still in a great deal of discomfort, so instead of seeing the sights of Chicago tomorrow, I'm going to treat Dana to a visit to the Chicago Hospital. She's looking forward to it as much as I am.  ;joestrummer;

good luck

snoop

its just a big pluke m8

squeeze it ffs

We saw a nice doctor and he squeezed Snoopy's cyst and omg it was so gross. Doctor said if he'd let me squeeze it days ago it would have been fine though. Vindication! Disgusting, cheese-filled vindication!

We went for deep dish pizza afterwards. Mmm, full of cheese.

you are one sick puppy

was kinda obvious that the doc would go for the squeezing option. that's what we said and we know all.

Maybe now Snoops will listen to us?

It started with a cyst,
I never thought it would come to this...

;tightend; ;applause;

doubt it, no-one else does. still, their loss I guess

Their loss indeed! Personally, I blame Kinboshi..and not just for this but for just about anything.

Which one's the cyst?

Going against popular demand, I decided it best to let a Doctor get his hands on my cyst, and that's exactly what happened as Doctor Michael Lee of the Chicago Northwestern Memorial Hospital announced, "Wanna see something gross?" just prior to committing the devilish act. Of course, Dana's face lit up, and as the Doctor clasped his fingers together, she reported, with a mixed expression of disgust and sadistic joy, a flurry of yellow, pussy tubes being squeezed out of a small hole in my cyst.

The Beagle, meanwhile, felt a very sharp pain and could feel the crap oozing out. I must confess that it wasn't the most pleasant experience I've encountered and near the end, I felt very light-headed and nauseas and had to ask for a sip of water. The cyst was dressed back up, I was given a new prescription of anti-biotics for the upcoming week and sent on my merry way.

Since that morning appointment, fluid has already built up in the cyst, leading to Dana heading the squeezing duties. On this occasion, however, the main fluid released was blood. Nice. The cyst is still a bit red and feels fecking sore, but I'm hoping it'll clear up completely over the next few days and I can get back to putting on my coat without grimacing and looking like I have a steel rod running down my arm span. It's weird to think that Dana said she could feel the hardness of the shell as she squeezed the cyst, but that's what I'll be having removed in three weeks time.

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Sounds like one of those American interns!  (http://forums.rennlist.com/rennforums/graemlins/icon107.gif)


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Enjoy the rest of your holiday, Snoopy!

I.L.   (http://thefamilybiz.org/ezboard/emoticons/snoopy.gif)

We should have insisted.

was it like this gross ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.filecabi.net/video/1119488970.html

Well, I guess it's a mini version of what happened in that video. I couldn't see it myself, but Dana says it was pretty much like that with tubes of yellow gunk oozing. Sounds lovely.