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« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2008, 01:14:51 AM »

Walk accross a recreation ground until someone kicks a wet case ball and knocks it clean off.

(well it worked for my dad in 1967, and as an addtional benefit, he also invented the riverdance)




Your dad was Michael Flattley?!

No. Flattley kicked the ball.
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« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2008, 01:17:03 AM »

Flattley played football AND invented the riverdance?
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« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2008, 01:19:30 AM »

Flattley played football AND invented the riverdance?

No. My dad invented riverdance, Flattley stole his idea.

(but my dad stole his football)
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« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2008, 01:19:49 AM »

Walk accross a recreation ground until someone kicks a wet case ball and knocks it clean off.

(well it worked for my dad in 1967, and as an addtional benefit, he also invented the riverdance)




Your dad was Michael Flattley?!

I know - you would have thought he would have mentioned it before now!! All those bloody stories about horses and all the time he was keeping this one quiet.  
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« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2008, 01:21:51 AM »

Flattley played football AND invented the riverdance?

No. My dad invented riverdance, Flattley stole his idea.

(but my dad stole his football)

So lemme get this straight....




Your dad was Michael Flattley, who invented the riverdance and stole footballs for a living?
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« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2008, 01:23:58 AM »

Flattley played football AND invented the riverdance?

No. My dad invented riverdance, Flattley stole his idea.

(but my dad stole his football)

So lemme get this straight....




Your dad was Michael Flattley, who invented the riverdance and stole footballs for a living?

Yes. Well.... untill they glued him to a yak that is.
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« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2008, 01:26:36 AM »

Flattley played football AND invented the riverdance?

No. My dad invented riverdance, Flattley stole his idea.

(but my dad stole his football)

So lemme get this straight....




Your dad was Michael Flattley, who invented the riverdance and stole footballs for a living?

Yes. Well.... untill they glued him to a yak that is.


I was with it until the Yak bit.....I hate being whooshed but it happens way too often on this forum... Angry
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« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2008, 01:29:40 AM »

Flattley played football AND invented the riverdance?

No. My dad invented riverdance, Flattley stole his idea.

(but my dad stole his football)

So lemme get this straight....




Your dad was Michael Flattley, who invented the riverdance and stole footballs for a living?

Yes. Well.... untill they glued him to a yak that is.


I was with it until the Yak bit.....I hate being whooshed but it happens way too often on this forum... Angry

Oh it didn't bite, it was quite tame, very wooly and somewhat sticky.
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« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2008, 08:12:24 PM »

Not to 'interrupt this football banter' . . .
but, uh, has anyone 'seen'... or 'heard' from Snoopy -- you know -- the guy with the CYST???

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« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2008, 09:06:42 PM »

Haven't seen him, but I've seen his new pet:

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« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2008, 09:11:15 PM »

Two-headed red eared slider/s, eh?

Looks like they 'got squeezed!'

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« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2008, 10:35:02 PM »

Updates Snoopy?
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« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2008, 10:44:28 PM »

there's no way in this world that Dana didn't stick him with a needle when he wasn't looking
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« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2008, 10:53:00 PM »

Snoopy busto?
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« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2008, 11:15:16 PM »

there's no way in this world that Dana didn't stick him with a needle when he wasn't looking

That's most unfair.

Couldn't get him to drink enough to enable me to poke the cyst without him noticing. Sad
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