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Title: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: lucky_scrote on May 19, 2008, 01:21:44 PM 3 minutes in to this video and I couldn't stop laughing. Mark teltscher gives a lesson at the table to some swede.
http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=4100&page=0&title=EPT_S04E03-Barcelona_3_4 Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Royal Flush on May 19, 2008, 01:31:09 PM What a twat
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: bobby1 on May 19, 2008, 01:47:55 PM The guy seems to be high on adrenalin or drunk. :)
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: 77dave on May 19, 2008, 01:50:45 PM What a twat Thts the nicest thing i have ever heard someone say about him Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Royal Flush on May 19, 2008, 01:54:22 PM What a twat Thts the nicest thing i have ever heard someone say about him It's the nicest thing i have ever said about him as well!! Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: cambo on May 19, 2008, 02:01:55 PM always wondered why a lot of people had such a dislike for this guy ...just from that clip i now know why :D
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: boldie on May 19, 2008, 02:09:28 PM Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: AndrewT on May 19, 2008, 02:20:29 PM A while ago, out of the blue, the guy that sits next to me at work says to me 'Have you heard of a poker player called Mark Teltscher?'
'Yes', I say. 'Why?' 'Because I saw that he won some big poker tournament and I went to school with him'. 'Oh', says I. 'What was he like?' 'He was an absolute twat. No one liked him.' Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Claw75 on May 19, 2008, 02:29:31 PM lol - would love to have him at my table. ****.
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 19, 2008, 02:34:47 PM One thing in Teltscher's defence is that Sander Lylloff, the Dane, is actually one of Teltscher's good friends. (They shared a room in Barcelona).
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: DaveShoelace on May 19, 2008, 02:42:02 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari"
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: boldie on May 19, 2008, 02:49:31 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" Translation "I have a small cock" Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: cia260895 on May 19, 2008, 03:07:49 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" Translation "I have a small cock" What car you got???? Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: boldie on May 19, 2008, 03:09:37 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" Translation "I have a small cock" Mercedes C280 sport...I have a normal sized cock. It's my scrotum that is freakishly small :( What car you got???? Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: cia260895 on May 19, 2008, 03:11:13 PM Dont have 1..
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: vinni on May 19, 2008, 03:25:21 PM hi im barry neville i drive a fiat punto .
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: boldie on May 19, 2008, 03:26:55 PM Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: cia260895 on May 19, 2008, 03:28:56 PM hi im barry neville i drive a fiat punto . could be worse could be a fiat panda Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: The_nun on May 19, 2008, 03:42:46 PM hi im barry neville i drive a fiat punto . rotflmfao [/quote Barry Barry Barry... rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: kinboshi on May 19, 2008, 03:52:39 PM +1 Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: DaveShoelace on May 19, 2008, 04:08:52 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" I have a small cock FYP Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: boldie on May 19, 2008, 04:19:41 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" I have a small cock FYP I thought I already explained I have a normal sized cock but a freakishly small scrotum....don't you people read before posting your nonsense? Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: tikay on May 19, 2008, 04:23:02 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" At last years's EPT Grand Final in Monte Carlo, he actually parked his Ferrari on the pavement, half-blocking the entrance to the Cardroom. I believe, when players mentioned the motor parked so ostentatiously, he'd just said, "yeah, it's mine"....... When we Update on Events he's in, he always tells the Updaters to fetch him a drink & a sandwich. I'm not entirely sure what they tell him. His sister plays a bit, I'm given to understand. Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Claw75 on May 19, 2008, 04:24:18 PM he always tells the Updaters to fetch him a drink & a sandwich. I'm not entirely sure what they tell him. does he like his food 'played' with? Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: FuglyBaz on May 19, 2008, 04:49:30 PM Hi I'm Mark Telcsher and I have a Mini
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Chili on May 19, 2008, 04:58:00 PM This is the latest EPT season right? Has this first event been aired on TV yet?
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: sledge13 on May 19, 2008, 05:24:23 PM What on earth is he doing using the legend Sledge Hammers catchphrase!!!
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jcQyPzOvs Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: lucky_scrote on May 19, 2008, 07:05:29 PM I drive a Citroen saxo, does this make me hung like a horse?????
I read in a blog somewhere that Mark T was giving flushy some grief, not like James is the kind to upset anyone. It kind of gave me the impression that Mark was the most liked guy. I guess people were upset when he was disqualified out of the $1m he won on stars or whatever it was. Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Claw75 on May 19, 2008, 07:18:38 PM monkey boy drives a fiat punto.
monkey = half man, half donkey :D Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Robert HM on May 19, 2008, 07:21:26 PM monkey boy drives a fiat punto. monkey = half man, half donkey :D Too much info Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Claw75 on May 19, 2008, 07:22:24 PM monkey boy drives a fiat punto. monkey = half man, half donkey :D Too much info I was talking about his poker skills, obviously Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: AlexMartin on May 19, 2008, 10:19:48 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" At last years's EPT Grand Final in Monte Carlo, he actually parked his Ferrari on the pavement, half-blocking the entrance to the Cardroom. I believe, when players mentioned the motor parked so ostentatiously, he'd just said, "yeah, it's mine"....... When we Update on Events he's in, he always tells the Updaters to fetch him a drink & a sandwich. I'm not entirely sure what they tell him. His sister plays a bit, I'm given to understand. that could be a brag, someone go for it :) Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: riverdave on May 20, 2008, 03:03:58 PM Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: sledge13 on May 20, 2008, 03:33:02 PM Ford Puma Ftw obv!
http://www.fantasycars.com/ Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Hairydude on May 21, 2008, 12:15:09 AM heard of him before but 1st time I've seen him in the flesh-he's the poker playing version of Alan Partridge
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on May 21, 2008, 12:24:51 AM heard of him before but 1st time I've seen him in the flesh-he's the poker playing version of Alan Partridge Except Alan Partridge is funny and liked by some. Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: GreekStein on May 22, 2008, 03:50:32 PM I like it when fellow pros slag him off, more plz
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: ihatethevic on May 22, 2008, 10:16:54 PM Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi I'm Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari" At last years's EPT Grand Final in Monte Carlo, he actually parked his Ferrari on the pavement, half-blocking the entrance to the Cardroom. I believe, when players mentioned the motor parked so ostentatiously, he'd just said, "yeah, it's mine"....... When we Update on Events he's in, he always tells the Updaters to fetch him a drink & a sandwich. I'm not entirely sure what they tell him. His sister plays a bit, I'm given to understand. " Did I play the hand OK Greg? And how would you play it on the turn and river ?". 10 Min's later and Raymer is back with microphone in hand to do the announcing. Telchter once again calls over Raymer to his table, at this point you can see Raymer is visibly not impressed but goes over anyway. When he reaches the tables, Telcther says to him " Greg, can you go get my cup of tea ? I've left it over the other side of the room" He just put the microphone down and walked off shaking his head. God knows how he kept himself from lamping the twat. Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: the sicilian on May 22, 2008, 10:33:26 PM Had a ferrari...ex wife.....now i dont...end of story..
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: celtic on May 22, 2008, 10:40:51 PM Had a ferrari...ex wife.....now i dont...end of story.. ferrari & ex wife = very very small cock imo :D Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: The_nun on May 22, 2008, 10:41:42 PM Had a ferrari...ex wife.....now i dont...end of story.. ferrari & ex wife = very very small cock imo :D No offence meant but .. ;tightend; rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: the sicilian on May 22, 2008, 10:47:26 PM Actually im incredibly well endowed..just bought the ferrari to play it down and let lesser men of scottish nationality think i wasnt
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: The_nun on May 22, 2008, 10:50:50 PM Actually im incredibly well endowed..just bought the ferrari to play it down and let lesser men of scottish nationality think i wasnt Thinly veiled bragging post IMHO Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: the sicilian on May 22, 2008, 10:54:31 PM Ok I have a small penis... Damm knew the bloody ferrari would give it away................sigh
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: Newmanseye on May 22, 2008, 10:57:32 PM LOl what a DOBBER
Title: Re: Trust me, I know what I'm doing... Post by: MANTIS01 on May 23, 2008, 02:34:03 AM Posted by: the sicilian
Quote Actually im incredibly well endowed..just bought the ferrari to play it down and let lesser men of scottish nationality think i wasnt So much concern over what other men think about your cock is a worry imo. |