Trust me, I know what I'm doing...

[Claw75]

monkey boy drives a fiat punto.

monkey = half man, half donkey

Too much info

I was talking about his poker skills, obviously

[AlexMartin]

Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari"

At last years's EPT Grand Final in Monte Carlo, he actually parked his Ferrari on the pavement, half-blocking the entrance to the Cardroom. I believe, when players mentioned the motor parked so ostentatiously, he'd just said, "yeah, it's mine".......

When we Update on Events he's in, he always tells the Updaters to fetch him a drink & a sandwich. I'm not entirely sure what they tell him.

His sister plays a bit, I'm given to understand.

that could be a brag, someone go for it

[riverdave]

hi im barry neville i drive a fiat punto .

mincers car

[sledge13]

Ford Puma Ftw obv!


http://www.fantasycars.com/

[Hairydude]

heard of him before but 1st time I've seen him in the flesh-he's the poker playing version of Alan Partridge

[Rookie (Rodney)]

heard of him before but 1st time I've seen him in the flesh-he's the poker playing version of Alan Partridge

Except Alan Partridge is funny and liked by some.

[GreekStein]

I like it when fellow pros slag him off, more plz

[ihatethevic]

Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi I'm Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari"

At last years's EPT Grand Final in Monte Carlo, he actually parked his Ferrari on the pavement, half-blocking the entrance to the Cardroom. I believe, when players mentioned the motor parked so ostentatiously, he'd just said, "yeah, it's mine".......

When we Update on Events he's in, he always tells the Updaters to fetch him a drink & a sandwich. I'm not entirely sure what they tell him.

His sister plays a bit, I'm given to understand.

  I was dealing on an EPT table at the Vic. Mark was on the table and took out Greg Raymer with a bit of a bad beat. As the chips were being passed to Telcther, Raymer was picking up his things to leave, Telchter says to him
" Did I play the hand OK Greg? And how would you play it on the turn and river ?".

 10 Min's later and Raymer is back with microphone in hand to do the announcing. Telchter once again calls over Raymer to his table, at this point you can see Raymer is visibly not impressed but goes over anyway. When he reaches the tables, Telcther says to him
 " Greg, can you go get my cup of tea ? I've left it over the other side of the room"
He just put the microphone down and walked off shaking his head. God knows how he kept himself from lamping the  twat.

[the sicilian]

Had a ferrari...ex wife.....now i dont...end of story..

[celtic]

Had a ferrari...ex wife.....now i dont...end of story..

ferrari & ex wife = very very small cock imo

[The_nun]

Had a ferrari...ex wife.....now i dont...end of story..

ferrari & ex wife = very very small cock imo

No offence meant but ..


 

[the sicilian]

Actually im incredibly well endowed..just bought the ferrari to play it down and let lesser men of scottish nationality think i wasnt

[The_nun]

Actually im incredibly well endowed..just bought the ferrari to play it down and let lesser men of scottish nationality think i wasnt

Thinly veiled bragging post IMHO

[the sicilian]

Ok I have a small penis... Damm knew the bloody ferrari would give it away................sigh

[Newmanseye]

LOl what a DOBBER