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Title: Chili Poll
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 19, 2008, 01:52:20 PM
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Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: ariston on May 19, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor :( the one i thought would never get past is in there though


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Claw75 on May 19, 2008, 05:31:52 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor :( the one i thought would never get past is in there though

invisible man?!  If that one's not yours, I'm gobsmacked :D


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: ariston on May 19, 2008, 05:44:01 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor :( the one i thought would never get past is in there though

invisible man?!  If that one's not yours, I'm gobsmacked :D

guilty as charged- can't believe i was the only one imagining the invisible man get some oral education from maria though

my other one was far cleaner and didn't get in for some reason though :(


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: booder on May 19, 2008, 06:11:11 PM
i was too frightened to post any.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: ariston on May 19, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
in fact maybe it just didnt go through, the one i thought was the best as it certainly isnt any worse than any others in there. So here goes I will post it in here and please remove mods if it breaks any of the rules


cheekbones of a supermodel....free
large vodka and cranberry.....£4.80
breasts of a glamourmodel.....£5k the pair
the crying game moment after a few more vodkas....... priceless




Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Nakor on May 19, 2008, 07:49:57 PM
Neil Channing into shameless self promotion?


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: gatso on May 19, 2008, 09:47:12 PM
in fact maybe it just didnt go through the one i thought was the best as it certainly isnt any worse than any others in there. So here goes I will post it in there and please remove mods if it breaks any of the rules


cheekbones of a supermodel....free
large vodka and cranberry.....£4.80
breasts of a glamourmodel.....£5k the pair
the crying game moment after a few more vodkas....... priceless




can I change all 3 of my votes to this one please?


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Robert HM on May 19, 2008, 10:28:19 PM
i was too frightened to post any.

Same but votes are anonymous

in fact maybe it just didnt go through the one i thought was the best as it certainly isnt any worse than any others in there. So here goes I will post it in there and please remove mods if it breaks any of the rules


cheekbones of a supermodel....free
large vodka and cranberry.....£4.80
breasts of a glamourmodel.....£5k the pair
the crying game moment after a few more vodkas....... priceless




can I change all 3 of my votes to this one please?


Have to say this Russ, good post
(that hurt)


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 19, 2008, 10:29:28 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor :( the one i thought would never get past is in there though

No censor. You submitted about 50!


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: KingPoker on May 19, 2008, 10:49:01 PM
i was too frightened to post any.

ditto!


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: ariston on May 19, 2008, 11:05:39 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor :( the one i thought would never get past is in there though

No censor. You submitted about 50!

now come on snoops thats not really fair. I think there probably at least 70 ;)
my best was definately this one though but I'm not bothered I would've only got second like I have 50 times already hehe. Can't believe you put the invisible man one in tbh lol.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Chili on May 21, 2008, 12:26:41 PM
When is this ordeal over?


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: kinboshi on May 21, 2008, 12:28:01 PM
When is this ordeal over?

That's a crap caption.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Chili on May 21, 2008, 12:32:35 PM
Wow, 2 minutes for a reply.  Your standards are slipping my friend.  Actually my comment stands as a good caption I reckon.  Crap caption ftw.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Colchester Kev on May 21, 2008, 02:20:26 PM
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious

whoever posted that one should be afraid ... VERY afraid !


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Rod Paradise on May 21, 2008, 02:24:25 PM
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious

whoever posted that one should be afraid ... VERY afraid !

Indeed - should have read.....


Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Better Than His Face

BTW I think it was Jane.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Robert HM on May 21, 2008, 02:25:10 PM
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious

whoever posted that one should be afraid ... VERY afraid !

Your arse seems to be very popular


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: bolt pp on May 21, 2008, 04:02:54 PM
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious

whoever posted that one should be afraid ... VERY afraid !

Having had to think about your arse i'm sure they are!!


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: kinboshi on May 21, 2008, 04:04:51 PM
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious

whoever posted that one should be afraid ... VERY afraid !

I voted for it.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: boldie on May 21, 2008, 04:07:04 PM
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious

whoever posted that one should be afraid ... VERY afraid !

Are you BOILing over with rage?


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
When is this ordeal over?

better than all the rest  :)up


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 23, 2008, 05:17:12 PM
D Jones,
Piss off Jizz thats massive

Flea,
"No, it's no good I've still got hiccups"

ariston,
jesus snoops those are bigger than mine

ariston,
I have an extremely large penis

ariston,
best looking bloke on blonde

ariston,
NAS approved gazoomas

ariston,
is Maria looking for change or just rearranging her nuts?

ariston,
the invisible man was just getting towards his vinegar stroke

claw75,
"ldo"

snoopy,
After accidentally nudging her trouser snake, Chili comes to the shocking realisation that she is indeed a fella

ariston,
Mr Channing's unfeasonable large appendage came as quite a shock to Maria

ariston,
stripes do make things look bigger

ariston,
cheekbones of a supermodel- free, large vodka and cranberry- £3.80, Breasts of a glamour model- £4k the pair, "the crying game" moment after a few more vodkas- priceless

The_Duke,
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious

Shogun112,
Does anyone mind if I take this little telly off my head..!!

Geo the Sarge,
OMG!! I've found a Willy down here!!

Shogun112,
Oh My God..!!! People are asking for my autograph here.!!!

InsaneTTM,
Coz I got the biggest balls of em all

action man
never ever put those silver shorts back on again big boy!

gatso
Halfway through a game of pocket billiards Maria discovers that what Tikay's been saying about him is true

dingdell
Chilli on hearing the news that M3boy was not disagreeing with anyone on the forum

Indestructable
OMG - A girl is going to win the Bash and it won't be me!

Mystery Member
OMG,guess what ive found in my pocket??? AND ITS NOT A MARS BAR

Mystery Member
i am a bloke with gothams.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.(gotham citys = titys)

Mystery Member
yes im just checking.,.,and YES.,.,mine is bigger than yours.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

Andrew Psaras,
"Have you seen Neil Channings huge penis?"

stoneii,
Maria just hears the news that millionaire Neil Channing is rumoured to have a huge penis!

phatomch
chilli was a little surprised at Kev's elephant impression

WSOPaduki
yeh, but, no, but, yeh but, no, but yeh, but, yeh wotever.

Rozza1
Moorman's multi-tabling how many tables?!!

Grier78
Maria is supprised to see Jen Mason lose a pot at the Blonde Bash

RichEO
Maria pulls her best poke-her face

Bainn
This is JUST Cranberry juice ! ! ! ! ! !

boldie, peter:
Chili adopts he "Abi Titmuss pose" in an effort to get sponsorship

releadgc, -:
Did I really just crack Aces?

Barry Carter
Chilli's face says it all after the shock proposal from Mick McCool

MPOWER
Training Kev to look people straight in the eyes

Mark " Bro Love" Jeffs
" FRANNNNNNNNNNN, Theres no Alcohol in this drink !!! "

cia260895
You never told me cranberry juice causes my tongue to swell

Mark Forrester
Chilli froze in disbelief when surprised by the very drunk and very naked dewi...

snoopy
Chili looks on in awe as Neil Channing reveals his huge penis

snoopy
Rob Yong announces that the central heating is broken


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 23, 2008, 05:17:47 PM
Congratulations to Barry Carter for what I believe is his first caption comp title. Exciting times!  ;charmaine;


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Claw75 on May 23, 2008, 05:18:53 PM
Mystery Member
i am a bloke with gothams.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.(gotham citys = titys)

Mystery Member
yes im just checking.,.,and YES.,.,mine is bigger than yours.,.,.,.,.,.,.,



hmmm I wonder who 'mystery member' could be........ ;carlocitrone;


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: kinboshi on May 23, 2008, 05:24:03 PM
Mystery Member
i am a bloke with gothams.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.(gotham citys = titys)

Mystery Member
yes im just checking.,.,and YES.,.,mine is bigger than yours.,.,.,.,.,.,.,



hmmm I wonder who 'mystery member' could be........ ;carlocitrone;

Good caption - just a little late now though.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: LeKnave on May 23, 2008, 05:54:12 PM
Is there another D Jones on blonde?  Or does Horneris enter for me every month?


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: TightEnd on May 23, 2008, 05:56:28 PM
Is there another D Jones on blonde?  Or does Horneris enter for me every month?

Jizzemm

Dafydd


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: Chili on May 23, 2008, 05:56:30 PM
YAY my favourite caption won, well done Bazza.  Just goes to show ariston, less is definately more x


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: jizzemm on May 23, 2008, 05:56:52 PM
Is there another D Jones on blonde?  Or does Horneris enter for me every month?

 ;whistle;


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: LeKnave on May 23, 2008, 06:02:23 PM
Is there another D Jones on blonde?  Or does Horneris enter for me every month?

Jizzemm

Dafydd

It all makes sense.

Is there another D Jones on blonde?  Or does Horneris enter for me every month?

 ;whistle;

LOL good caption Jizz. comedy.


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: DaveShoelace on May 23, 2008, 06:08:42 PM
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Im good at words n that me


Title: Re: Chili Poll
Post by: phatomch on May 23, 2008, 07:36:07 PM
you still would though would'nt you