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Question: Select the best three captions from the list below...
Maria is supprised to see Jen Mason lose a pot at the Blonde Bash
This is JUST Cranberry juice ! ! ! ! ! !
yes im just checking.,.,and YES.,.,mine is bigger than yours.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
Chilli froze in disbelief when surprised by the very drunk and very naked dewi...
Training Kev to look people straight in the eyes
Oh My God..!!! People are asking for my autograph here.!!!
" FRANNNNNNNNNNN, Theres no Alcohol in this drink !!! "
Coz I got the biggest balls of em all
i am a bloke with gothams.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.(gotham citys = titys)
Chili adopts he "Abi Titmuss pose" in an effort to get sponsorship
Halfway through a game of pocket billiards Maria discovers that what Tikay's been saying about him is true
Rob Yong announces that the central heating is broken
OMG,guess what ive found in my pocket??? AND ITS NOT A MARS BAR
Moorman's multi-tabling how many tables?!!
Chilli's face says it all after the shock proposal from Mick McCool
Maria just hears the news that millionaire Neil Channing is rumoured to have a huge penis!
NAS approved gazoomas
jesus snoops those are bigger than mine
You never told me cranberry juice causes my tongue to swell
the invisible man was just getting towards his vinegar stroke
OMG!! I've found a Willy down here!!
Chili looks on in awe as Neil Channing reveals his huge penis
Chilli on hearing the news that M3boy was not disagreeing with anyone on the forum
Did I really just crack Aces?
chilli was a little surprised at Kev's elephant impression
"Have you seen Neil Channings huge penis?"
Maria pulls her best poke-her face
"ldo"
yeh, but, no, but, yeh but, no, but yeh, but, yeh wotever.
stripes do make things look bigger
After accidentally nudging her trouser snake, Chili comes to the shocking realisation that she is indeed a fella
OMG - A girl is going to win the Bash and it won't be me!
Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious
Does anyone mind if I take this little telly off my head..!!
never ever put those silver shorts back on again big boy!
"No, it's no good I've still got hiccups"
Piss off Jizz thats massive

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« on: May 19, 2008, 01:52:20 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 05:25:26 PM »
my best one didn't get past the sensor Sad the one i thought would never get past is in there though
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 05:31:52 PM »
Quote from: ariston on May 19, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor Sad the one i thought would never get past is in there though

invisible man?!  If that one's not yours, I'm gobsmacked Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 05:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on May 19, 2008, 05:31:52 PM
Quote from: ariston on May 19, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor Sad the one i thought would never get past is in there though

invisible man?!  If that one's not yours, I'm gobsmacked Cheesy

guilty as charged- can't believe i was the only one imagining the invisible man get some oral education from maria though

my other one was far cleaner and didn't get in for some reason though Sad
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 06:11:11 PM »
i was too frightened to post any.
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 06:39:01 PM »
in fact maybe it just didnt go through, the one i thought was the best as it certainly isnt any worse than any others in there. So here goes I will post it in here and please remove mods if it breaks any of the rules


cheekbones of a supermodel....free
large vodka and cranberry.....£4.80
breasts of a glamourmodel.....£5k the pair
the crying game moment after a few more vodkas....... priceless
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 07:49:57 PM »
Neil Channing into shameless self promotion?
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2008, 09:47:12 PM »
Quote from: ariston on May 19, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
in fact maybe it just didnt go through the one i thought was the best as it certainly isnt any worse than any others in there. So here goes I will post it in there and please remove mods if it breaks any of the rules


cheekbones of a supermodel....free
large vodka and cranberry.....£4.80
breasts of a glamourmodel.....£5k the pair
the crying game moment after a few more vodkas....... priceless




can I change all 3 of my votes to this one please?
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2008, 10:28:19 PM »
Quote from: booder on May 19, 2008, 06:11:11 PM
i was too frightened to post any.

Same but votes are anonymous

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Quote from: ariston on May 19, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
in fact maybe it just didnt go through the one i thought was the best as it certainly isnt any worse than any others in there. So here goes I will post it in there and please remove mods if it breaks any of the rules


cheekbones of a supermodel....free
large vodka and cranberry.....£4.80
breasts of a glamourmodel.....£5k the pair
the crying game moment after a few more vodkas....... priceless




can I change all 3 of my votes to this one please?


Have to say this Russ, good post
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2008, 10:29:28 PM »
Quote from: ariston on May 19, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor Sad the one i thought would never get past is in there though

No censor. You submitted about 50!
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2008, 10:49:01 PM »
Quote from: booder on May 19, 2008, 06:11:11 PM
i was too frightened to post any.

ditto!
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2008, 11:05:39 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on May 19, 2008, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: ariston on May 19, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
my best one didn't get past the sensor Sad the one i thought would never get past is in there though

No censor. You submitted about 50!

now come on snoops thats not really fair. I think there probably at least 70 Wink
my best was definately this one though but I'm not bothered I would've only got second like I have 50 times already hehe. Can't believe you put the invisible man one in tbh lol.
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 12:26:41 PM »
When is this ordeal over?
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 12:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Chili on May 21, 2008, 12:26:41 PM
When is this ordeal over?

That's a crap caption.
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 12:32:35 PM »
Wow, 2 minutes for a reply.  Your standards are slipping my friend.  Actually my comment stands as a good caption I reckon.  Crap caption ftw.
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