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Title: New Starter Post by: stallyon on June 10, 2008, 12:01:39 PM We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC?
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: jizzemm on June 10, 2008, 12:03:42 PM We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC? You ask her out, see if she likes the job, and if she does, tell her than unless she gives you the goods, your spilling the beans Title: Re: New Starter Post by: Laxie on June 10, 2008, 12:05:56 PM I would imagine if she's given up that line of work, she would rather it not be thrown in her face at her current place of employment. So basically, the question really is...Should you be a git who will enjoy making her feel uncomfortable or are you a decent guy who keeps his gob shut? That said, if she decides to share the information of her own accord, then you've an open playing field.
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: The_nun on June 10, 2008, 12:07:50 PM We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC? You ask her out, see if she likes the job, and if she does, tell her than unless she gives you the goods, your spilling the beans I rather think she is the one who can spill more beans. ;) :D Title: Re: New Starter Post by: DaveShoelace on June 10, 2008, 12:10:02 PM We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC? You ask her out, see if she likes the job, and if she does, tell her than unless she gives you the goods, your spilling the beans Thats two gems of posts from jizzemm today (see the sam tricket thread for the other) keep it up Id keep my trap shut, wouldnt want people thinking I went to a lap dancing club in the first place. Unless you work in a brothel or massage parlour, then I suppose there is no harm mentioning it. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: gatso on June 10, 2008, 12:23:11 PM Id keep my trap shut, wouldnt want people thinking I went to a lap dancing club in the first place. this doesn't really apply in Stally's case though, pretty sure that no-one who has ever met him would be surprised to find he's been to see strippers Title: Re: New Starter Post by: TheChipPrince on June 10, 2008, 12:25:33 PM Mention it seductively, whispering it in her ear from aclose, in the photcopying room, not ON the photocopier, but while she bends over to pick up some some glossy A3 - 80g/m. Then, check the closet, make sure its not cleaning day and the cleaners are in (not them monthly 'cleaners'), and ask for a private 'foxtrot'. Lead her slowly there, taking with you a large box of paperclips to cover your obvious excitement, and while the stealth like operation is taking place, smile and say hello to your other colleagues. Repay her with at lunchtime with a new, white kinder bueno...
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: AndrewT on June 10, 2008, 12:27:40 PM Keep quiet, obv.
You could start a general conversation about previous jobs, see if she mentions it then. Your post does mean that a post I read on another forum suddenly makes more sense. Quote Hi, I have a bit of a dilemma. I've just started a new job after a short time working as a lap dancer, but I recognise one of the other guys there as someone who I gave a lap dance to once. Do you think I should say anything? He does look like the type of guy that probably goes to lap dancing clubs a lot. I doubt he has a girlfriend - he seems to have an Indiana Jones fixation. I've noticed him leering at me already - maybe he recognises me? Title: Re: New Starter Post by: Claw75 on June 10, 2008, 12:37:19 PM Mention it seductively, whispering it in her ear from aclose, in the photcopying room, not ON the photocopier, but while she bends over to pick up some some glossy A3 - 80g/m. Then, check the closet, make sure its not cleaning day and the cleaners are in (not them monthly 'cleaners'), and ask for a private 'foxtrot'. Lead her slowly there, taking with you a large box of paperclips to cover your obvious excitement, and while the stealth like operation is taking place, smile and say hello to your other colleagues. Repay her with at lunchtime with a new, white kinder bueno... you should be a scriptwriter! Title: Re: New Starter Post by: TheChipPrince on June 10, 2008, 12:41:26 PM Mention it seductively, whispering it in her ear from aclose, in the photcopying room, not ON the photocopier, but while she bends over to pick up some some glossy A3 - 80g/m. Then, check the closet, make sure its not cleaning day and the cleaners are in (not them monthly 'cleaners'), and ask for a private 'foxtrot'. Lead her slowly there, taking with you a large box of paperclips to cover your obvious excitement, and while the stealth like operation is taking place, smile and say hello to your other colleagues. Repay her with at lunchtime with a new, white kinder bueno... you should be a scriptwriter! TY TY! P.S. Is 'aclose' a word?! Title: Re: New Starter Post by: stallyon on June 10, 2008, 01:55:35 PM Keep quiet, obv. You could start a general conversation about previous jobs, see if she mentions it then. Your post does mean that a post I read on another forum suddenly makes more sense. Quote Hi, I have a bit of a dilemma. I've just started a new job after a short time working as a lap dancer, but I recognise one of the other guys there as someone who I gave a lap dance to once. Do you think I should say anything? He does look like the type of guy that probably goes to lap dancing clubs a lot. I doubt he has a girlfriend - he seems to have an Indiana Jones fixation. I've noticed him leering at me already - maybe he recognises me? that woman cant have been speaking about me....for a start I dont have an Indiana Jones fixation...plus i dont go to lap dancing clubs a lot - not since they stopped accepting my massage parlour loyalty card Title: Re: New Starter Post by: bolt pp on June 10, 2008, 02:30:23 PM So i started my new job today and would you believe it one of the punters from my old stip club works there, not just any punter, the guy that we had to ban after we caught him in a compromising position with one of the urinals, of course he said he fell onto it which would have been plausible had we not found him with a condom on! poor urinal, never drained water properly again. Anyway i dont want to embarrass the guy so should i say anything or not? Ive been here for two days now and have already got more stars that him and he's been here for 3 years! i'm told he got up to 3 stars once but dropped a box of mcnuggets on the head of a little girl and got demoted. I thought it best to say something so yesterday so i waited for him outside the changing room but overheard him confirming an appointment with the STD clinic so thought i'd better leave it as he seemed to have other things on he's mind. I'll probably leave it but will keep you updated. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: jizzemm on June 10, 2008, 03:48:44 PM Thats two gems of posts from jizzemm today (see the sam tricket thread for the other) keep it up ;ashamed; thanks, I thought the sam tricket one would ;booder;... everyone.. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: boldie on June 10, 2008, 03:52:11 PM So i started my new job today and would you believe it one of the punters from my old stip club works there, not just any punter, the guy that we had to ban after we caught him in a compromising position with one of the urinals, of course he said he fell onto it which would have been plausible had we not found him with a condom on! poor urinal, never drained water properly again. Anyway i dont want to embarrass the guy so should i say anything or not? Ive been here for two days now and have already got more stars that him and he's been here for 3 years! i'm told he got up to 3 stars once but dropped a box of mcnuggets on the head of a little girl and got demoted. I thought it best to say something so yesterday so i waited for him outside the changing room but overheard him confirming an appointment with the STD clinic so thought i'd better leave it as he seemed to have other things on he's mind. I'll probably leave it but will keep you updated. rotflmfao To OP, I don't see why you would mention it or how it would even be a problem..it's a previous job and it's not like she's running to be PM. Keep it to yourself..it's office gossip at best and that's just a nasty habit and she might not be too proud of it. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: Laxie on June 10, 2008, 04:09:37 PM So i started my new job today and would you believe it one of the punters from my old stip club works there, not just any punter, the guy that we had to ban after we caught him in a compromising position with one of the urinals, of course he said he fell onto it which would have been plausible had we not found him with a condom on! poor urinal, never drained water properly again. Anyway i dont want to embarrass the guy so should i say anything or not? Ive been here for two days now and have already got more stars that him and he's been here for 3 years! i'm told he got up to 3 stars once but dropped a box of mcnuggets on the head of a little girl and got demoted. I thought it best to say something so yesterday so i waited for him outside the changing room but overheard him confirming an appointment with the STD clinic so thought i'd better leave it as he seemed to have other things on he's mind. I'll probably leave it but will keep you updated. rotflmfao To OP, I don't see why you would mention it or how it would even be a problem..it's a previous job and it's not like she's running to be PM. Keep it to yourself..it's office gossip at best and that's just a nasty habit and she might not be too proud of it. :goodpost: ;iagree; Only he said it better. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: stallyon on June 10, 2008, 08:29:25 PM well actually to put things more into perspective....she has told most of the people that she used to work there anyhow but was a long time ago. i've only been the once (seriously) cos its not a place i'd actually want to go to on a regular basis. it was a stag party (not mine) and the stag was a bloke from work who was way too drunk to remember anything anyway
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: The_nun on June 10, 2008, 08:30:38 PM One word Stally
Shovel Title: Re: New Starter Post by: bolt pp on June 10, 2008, 09:06:36 PM i've only been the once (seriously) cos its not a place i'd actually want to go to on a regular basis. it was a stag party (not mine) and the stag was a bloke from work who was way too drunk to remember anything anyway [ ] I believe this story [x ] stallyon will be dismissed for sexual harassment within a month Title: Re: New Starter Post by: gatso on June 10, 2008, 09:59:44 PM photos of stripper please
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: bolt pp on June 10, 2008, 10:11:15 PM photos of stripper please does it have to be this one in particular or will a pic of random stripper surfice? Title: Re: New Starter Post by: gatso on June 10, 2008, 10:54:15 PM photos of stripper please does it have to be this one in particular or will a pic of random stripper surfice? not too fussed tbh. female and fairly fit though please Title: Re: New Starter Post by: bolt pp on June 10, 2008, 11:11:10 PM photos of stripper please does it have to be this one in particular or will a pic of random stripper surfice? not too fussed tbh. female and fairly fit though please gd call random stripper pics pls someone (except KP, would be a sheep without wool obv) (or flushy, you could only imagine what he'd come up with) Title: Re: New Starter Post by: Laxie on June 11, 2008, 11:38:41 AM Don't count on the Chezger crew for any good pics...they don't know how to focus.
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: EvilPie on June 11, 2008, 11:58:51 AM To the OP.
Whether you mention it depends on your agenda. If you're trying to get in her pants then don't because strippers generally don't like strip club customers FACT!! If you think she's nice and would like to get to know her a bit better then don't because of the reason stated above. If you're not interested in her in any way other than being a friendly colleague then don't because of reason stated above. Generally speaking strippers don't like customers. If you want any kind of respect from this girl don't let her know you once were one. Good luck. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: boldie on June 11, 2008, 12:00:21 PM To the OP. Whether you mention it depends on your agenda. If you're trying to get in her pants then don't because strippers generally don't like strip club customers FACT!! If you think she's nice and would like to get to know her a bit better then don't because of the reason stated above. If you're not interested in her in any way other than being a friendly colleague then don't because of reason stated above. Generally speaking strippers don't like customers. If you want any kind of respect from this girl don't act like yourself. Good luck. FYP. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: stallyon on June 11, 2008, 01:45:42 PM have decided to let it be...many thanks for your help all...i didnt want to embarress her by mentioning it because above all else i am professional. merely mentioning it would have made us both feel uncomfortable. she would have had her good reason to work there and she would probably want to put it behind her. if she mentions anything (and i doubt she will) then i'll simply say that it was a while ago, i had a bit to drink and cant remember anything. actions speak louder than words and above all else i respect all women. what ever you guys think i act like is far from the actual truth
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: kinboshi on June 11, 2008, 02:16:03 PM [ x ] Thread is useless without pics
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: boldie on June 11, 2008, 02:40:03 PM Title: Re: New Starter Post by: EvilPie on June 11, 2008, 02:55:16 PM I've got loads of ex stripper pics.
Shame I don't know how to post them on here. :( Title: Re: New Starter Post by: thetank on June 11, 2008, 03:46:49 PM P.S. Is 'aclose' a word?! Yes, it is in the OED. It means what you think it means. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: thetank on June 11, 2008, 03:48:34 PM (http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/944/773126.JPG)
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: kinboshi on June 11, 2008, 04:09:37 PM (http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/944/773126.JPG) Pure filth. NSFW warning next time please. Title: Re: New Starter Post by: bolt pp on June 11, 2008, 04:16:05 PM I dont think either of those are he's arms
Title: Re: New Starter Post by: gatso on June 11, 2008, 05:35:20 PM photos of stripper please does it have to be this one in particular or will a pic of random stripper surfice? not too fussed tbh. female and fairly fit though please sigh, Tank please read above quote setting out rules and regs relating to stripper pics on this thread and try again |