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Title: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 12:25:05 AM
similar to the tart test that was posted last year.  Anyone brave enough to share their score? (mine is somewhere between 100 and 900 :))

Over 18s only (no pics or anything though)!  http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.asp


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 12:25:39 AM
PS If I was a betting woman I'd say stally's odds on to have the highest score on blonde :D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Snatiramas on June 16, 2008, 12:32:27 AM
PS If I was a betting woman I'd say stally's odds on to have the highest score on blonde :D
;iagree;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bhoywonder on June 16, 2008, 12:38:21 AM
537 kinkier than most

good job im a liberal voter


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: gatso on June 16, 2008, 12:40:39 AM
all seemed normal until the vampire question. and then consensual bestiality, how does that work then?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on June 16, 2008, 12:41:08 AM
lol 292

201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.



Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bhoywonder on June 16, 2008, 12:41:38 AM
all seemed normal until the vampire question. and then consensual bestiality, how does that work then?

thats when i knew i wasnt gonna reach the top rank


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 16, 2008, 12:42:52 AM
601 to 700    You are a major league kinkster!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bhoywonder on June 16, 2008, 12:44:18 AM
601 to 700    You are a major league kinkster!

wow


was it a sheep Billy?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Sunday8pm on June 16, 2008, 12:44:34 AM
547


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 16, 2008, 12:46:14 AM
601 to 700    You are a major league kinkster!

wow


was it a sheep Billy?

lol nope, just on the wrong end of too many gang bangs mate


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bhoywonder on June 16, 2008, 12:47:30 AM
601 to 700    You are a major league kinkster!

wow


was it a sheep Billy?

lol nope, just on the wrong end of too many gang bangs mate


whoa

too much info

never had the pleasure myself

please do ingulge us.....lol


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: pokerram on June 16, 2008, 12:47:58 AM
rammie gets a 605


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Snatiramas on June 16, 2008, 12:48:49 AM
similar to the tart test that was posted last year.  Anyone brave enough to share their score? (mine is somewhere between 100 and 900 :))

Over 18s only (no pics or anything though)!  http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.asp

One sec young lady but just how did you come across this survey you little kinkster


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: scotty2hatty on June 16, 2008, 12:54:54 AM
350

I've got tendencies.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on June 16, 2008, 12:55:23 AM
350

I've got gay tendencies.

FYP


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: scotty2hatty on June 16, 2008, 12:56:38 AM

 >:(


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: pokerram on June 16, 2008, 12:57:30 AM
lmao bit worried with my score


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 01:02:59 AM
similar to the tart test that was posted last year.  Anyone brave enough to share their score? (mine is somewhere between 100 and 900 :))

Over 18s only (no pics or anything though)!  http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.asp

One sec young lady but just how did you come across this survey you little kinkster

erm, I just stumbled upon it somewhere on the interweb  ;angel;  I will post my score as soon as someone admits a higher one :D

all seemed normal until the vampire question. and then consensual bestiality, how does that work then?

lol yeah I wondered about that too.  KP would know - maybe it's one baa for yes and two for 'not tonight darling'


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: pokerram on June 16, 2008, 01:05:32 AM
  I will post my score as soon as someone admits a higher one
made me feel better


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 16, 2008, 01:05:51 AM
730


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 01:06:50 AM
730

ah good.  665 here.

I don't actually think I'm kinky at all, but I suppose it's all about definitions....


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 16, 2008, 01:09:09 AM
if only i had a knob piercing i think it would be higher, and before any commentsther was no animal stuff .....


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on June 16, 2008, 01:09:54 AM
if only i had a knob piercing i think it would be higher, and before any commentsther was no animal stuff .....

Golden Showers FTW


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2008, 01:12:41 AM
Very reserved.  Only scored 525.  Yer all a bunch of proper pervs!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: turny on June 16, 2008, 01:13:26 AM
729 and no piercings either lol


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: turny on June 16, 2008, 01:14:40 AM
729 and no piercings either lol

oh and no animals either b4 you all start lol


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 01:15:21 AM
Very reserved.  Only scored 525.  Yer all a bunch of proper pervs!   rotflmfao

frigid bitch ;D  rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 16, 2008, 01:16:25 AM
you know when flushy reads this my 730 will be smashed, but if i win do i get a t shirt ?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: turny on June 16, 2008, 01:18:25 AM
you know when flushy reads this my 730 will be smashed, but if i win do i get a t shirt ?

if you do im gonna let a dog lick my knob tomorrow just to get the extra 2 points to beat u !  rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 16, 2008, 01:23:36 AM
its a chalange is it !  wheres my cottageing coat ?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2008, 01:26:48 AM
Very reserved.  Only scored 525.  Yer all a bunch of proper pervs!   rotflmfao

frigid bitch ;D  rotflmfao

I know.  Have to go back to perv school because my diploma's been revoked as a result of this exam.  Sigh.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on June 16, 2008, 01:36:48 AM
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 433!

^^Ling^^

And you thought Laxie was a frigid bitch.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 01:39:21 AM
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 433!

^^Ling^^

And you thought Laxie was a frigid bitch.

looks like you've got some catching up to do rooks :D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2008, 01:39:49 AM
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 433!

^^Ling^^

And you thought Laxie was a frigid bitch.

Yer a nun...full stop.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 16, 2008, 07:59:49 AM
Like Claire, I'm not posting my score until someone else's is higher!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ironside on June 16, 2008, 08:26:02 AM
Congratulations!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 81!




not kinky here just a pervert


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: RED-DOG on June 16, 2008, 08:55:17 AM
Well my score surprised me.

That is all.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 09:13:13 AM
Like Claire, I'm not posting my score until someone else's is higher!

you might have to wait until Matt gets back from Portugal ;D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: M3boy on June 16, 2008, 09:29:16 AM
601 to 700    You are a major league kinkster!

Same here - no suprise lol


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bolt pp on June 16, 2008, 10:22:33 AM
-389, sigh!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: charmaine on June 16, 2008, 10:46:02 AM
675 guess i am pretty kinky


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: TightEnd on June 16, 2008, 10:57:18 AM
43

but then again I am very prudish, so that doesn't surprise me.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: action man on June 16, 2008, 10:58:15 AM
458- definately a kinky player.. word


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bhoywonder on June 16, 2008, 12:32:30 PM
didnt see the teabagging option


don't know what it is

but i hear it is all the rage these days


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: MKKfish on June 16, 2008, 01:24:23 PM
689 but I promise I'll try to improve...


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Sunday8pm on June 16, 2008, 02:05:36 PM
729 and no piercings either lol
;izimbra;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Karabiner on June 16, 2008, 04:13:09 PM
347, I have playful or kinky tendencies, but chance would be a fine thing...


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: The_nun on June 16, 2008, 04:24:57 PM
Score 0

You have no playful or kinky tendencies. Maybe you should give the animals a try. ;D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 04:43:19 PM
Score 0


yeah right!!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: The_nun on June 16, 2008, 04:47:39 PM
It is correct Claire...Anyway can't sit here typing for some unknown reason Darren wants to go walking in the countryside. :dontask:


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 16, 2008, 04:53:38 PM
just passed this around at work, I am the highest out of them aswell, but the boss now looks at me funny


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Robert HM on June 16, 2008, 07:40:11 PM
Errr towards the top end.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 07:41:39 PM
Errr towards the top end.

go on - fess up so Jane can post her score! ;D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: pokerram on June 16, 2008, 08:02:29 PM
missus ram scores 640 we are nearly perfect match
she also thinks blondes full of pervs and thats why i spend so much time on here .
:) little does she know


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Joobie538 on June 16, 2008, 08:09:41 PM
Why am I dissapointed about only scoring 593???


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: jizzemm on June 16, 2008, 08:22:14 PM
Why am I dissapointed about only scoring 593???

perfect match thats what I scored.. I also a little dissapointed having spent 3 years working for club 18-30


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ironside on June 16, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Why am I dissapointed about only scoring 593???

perfect match thats what I scored.. I also a little dissapointed having spent 3 years working for club 18-30pints

FYP


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Robert HM on June 16, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Errr towards the top end.

go on - fess up so Jane can post her score! ;D

703 and was pulling the punches a bit when answering. Good to see that there are higher.

I vote the 6 top scorers book a double room between them at the next bash, I'll be selling tickets to the studio audience.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
Errr towards the top end.

go on - fess up so Jane can post her score! ;D

703

boo is that all?!  Guess we'll have to remain in suspense as to Jane's score for a while longer!  ;whistle;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: The_duke on June 16, 2008, 09:06:38 PM
 ;ashamed; not telling


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on June 16, 2008, 09:12:53 PM
401 to 500 You are definitely a kinky player.

491!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: KarmaDope on June 16, 2008, 11:32:12 PM
My god, I'm depraved...

712.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: mondatoo on June 16, 2008, 11:33:46 PM
291 you lot are just fookin wierd  ;angel;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 11:11:45 AM
my score may well go up soon - I've been thinking about getting some piercings for a while and started my proper research this morning :)  if anyones got any body piercings and willing to advise, please drop me a pm!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Colchester Kev on June 17, 2008, 12:28:04 PM
 ;angel; ;angel; ;angel;



Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 17, 2008, 12:41:25 PM
PS If I was a betting woman I'd say stally's odds on to have the highest score on blonde :D
;iagree;

ok...i'll do this quiz but would someone like to run a poll on what my score will be...i'll answer correctly without lying and post my results..then you'll all see how innocent and pure i truly am


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 12:43:08 PM
PS If I was a betting woman I'd say stally's odds on to have the highest score on blonde :D
;iagree;

ok...i'll do this quiz but would someone like to run a poll on what my score will be...i'll answer correctly without lying and post my results..then you'll all see how innocent and pure i truly am

adding a poll now!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bolt pp on June 17, 2008, 12:43:56 PM
PS If I was a betting woman I'd say stally's odds on to have the highest score on blonde :D
;iagree;

ok...i'll do this quiz but would someone like to run a poll on what my score will be...i'll answer correctly without lying and post my results..then you'll all see how innocent and pure i truly am

your score will come back: "we have notified the police of your IP address"


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 17, 2008, 12:44:53 PM
PS If I was a betting woman I'd say stally's odds on to have the highest score on blonde :D
;iagree;

ok...i'll do this quiz but would someone like to run a poll on what my score will be...i'll answer correctly without lying and post my results..then you'll all see how innocent and pure i truly am

your score will come back: "we have notified the police of you're IP address"

what!?!?! again!?!?!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 12:47:47 PM
highest score any of my friends have got is 757 - I'm expecting you to top that Stally!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: TightEnd on June 17, 2008, 12:55:46 PM
lol

I was slightly disappointed when I finally did this

Congratulations!

Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 715!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 17, 2008, 12:56:12 PM
well...i have took my test...i'll give it a day so that all the votes are in....jeez i'm soooo bad :P


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 12:58:43 PM
lol

I was slightly disappointed when I finally did this

Congratulations!

Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 715!

Anyone else noticed how kinky all the mods are?  I wanna see what's in their dungeon secret room!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: TightEnd on June 17, 2008, 01:00:59 PM
lol

I was slightly disappointed when I finally did this

Congratulations!

Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 715!

Anyone else noticed how kinky all the mods are?  I wanna see what's in their dungeon secret room!


nah we're just old, more years of practice.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bolt pp on June 17, 2008, 01:03:36 PM
lol

I was slightly disappointed when I finally did this

Congratulations!

Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 715!

Anyone else noticed how kinky all the mods are?  I wanna see what's in their dungeon secret room!


lol, i'm thinking of the funniest photoshop right now


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 17, 2008, 01:12:31 PM
i dont think i could get a much higher score unless I turn bi - sexual or use a dog


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bolt pp on June 17, 2008, 01:16:08 PM
i dont think i could get a much higher score unless I turn bi - sexual or use a dog

just find a male dog then and you'll crack the record

unless you're a bird, then it would be a feamle dog, it'd boost you're score but you probably wouldnt have as much fun, i dont think they do strap ons for felmale dogs.

this test is sick, you lot have corrupted my brain, the question about lights on or off, SICK!!! what kind of site is this?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 17, 2008, 01:21:57 PM
730 is high enough for me........... for now


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: gatso on June 17, 2008, 01:42:13 PM
lol

I was slightly disappointed when I finally did this

Congratulations!

Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 715!

Anyone else noticed how kinky all the mods are?  I wanna see what's in their dungeon secret room!

just pop over to =chance, tighty'll still be logged into one of the computers there, go into the secret mods' room and there's probs a thread where they keep the keypad access code to the dungeon.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: namma977 on June 17, 2008, 02:56:10 PM
my score may well go up soon - I've been thinking about getting some piercings for a while and started my proper research this morning :)  if anyones got any body piercings and willing to advise, please drop me a pm!


 ;angel;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
Fair Point - OK....drop me a PM if I haven't blocked you :D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 17, 2008, 03:44:31 PM


my score may well go up soon - I've been thinking about getting some piercings for a while and started my proper research this morning :)  if anyones got any body piercings and willing to advise, please drop me a pm!



Body piercings are for trailer trash, hookers, wanna be page 3 girls ..generally for slappers of the lowest order...that's al you need to know.don't get one unless you're a skank.

Seriously though...I mean everything I said above. Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: kinboshi on June 17, 2008, 03:47:53 PM


my score may well go up soon - I've been thinking about getting some piercings for a while and started my proper research this morning :)  if anyones got any body piercings and willing to advise, please drop me a pm!



Body piercings are for trailer trash, hookers, wanna be page 3 girls ..generally for slappers of the lowest order...that's al you need to know.don't get one unless you're a skank.

Seriously though...I mean everything I said above. Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

You a fan of body piercing Baldie?



Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 17, 2008, 03:49:21 PM


my score may well go up soon - I've been thinking about getting some piercings for a while and started my proper research this morning :)  if anyones got any body piercings and willing to advise, please drop me a pm!



Body piercings are for trailer trash, hookers, wanna be page 3 girls ..generally for slappers of the lowest order...that's al you need to know.don't get one unless you're a skank.

Seriously though...I mean everything I said above. Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

You a fan of body piercing Baldie?



I got my cock and balls nailed together and have a cannonball hanging from my bellybutton.

Love the stuff!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 17, 2008, 03:52:47 PM
;angel; ;angel; ;angel;



Oh dear... definitely not telling my score now! 


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 03:59:28 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: RED-DOG on June 17, 2008, 04:19:30 PM


I got my cock and balls nailed together



Speaking as a mod, I really shouldn't be condoning this sort of language, but....


 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

OK Boldie. Less of that please.  /:-|


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 17, 2008, 04:21:13 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 04:22:53 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 17, 2008, 04:25:30 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: TightEnd on June 17, 2008, 04:26:24 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?



you must be German. It's impossible you're dutch.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 04:28:34 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?
Don't think I can answer this without getting NSFblonde!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 17, 2008, 04:29:03 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?



you must be German. It's impossible you're dutch.

No I'm Dutch..I'm OK with people sticking a banana or kumquat up any orifice..or getting drilled from behind by "Butch the midget Australian lumberjack" while wearing a "Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz" costume and blowing a poodle...but body piercings are just nasty.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 17, 2008, 04:30:34 PM
sticking a banana or kumquat up any orifice

oooh - have I missed Jeeves' latest diary update?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: kinboshi on June 17, 2008, 04:42:14 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?



you must be German. It's impossible you're dutch.

No I'm Dutch..I'm OK with people sticking a banana or kumquat up any orifice..or getting drilled from behind by "Butch the midget Australian lumberjack" while wearing a "Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz" costume and blowing a poodle...but body piercings are just nasty.

Prude.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 17, 2008, 10:25:25 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?



you must be German. It's impossible you're dutch.

No I'm Dutch..I'm OK with people sticking a banana or kumquat up any orifice..or getting drilled from behind by "Butch the midget Australian lumberjack" while wearing a "Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz" costume and blowing a poodle...but body piercings are just nasty.

FFS I thought you lot would be on the pineapples by now.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 17, 2008, 10:47:14 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?



you must be German. It's impossible you're dutch.

No I'm Dutch..I'm OK with people sticking a banana or kumquat up any orifice..or getting drilled from behind by "Butch the midget Australian lumberjack" while wearing a "Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz" costume and blowing a poodle...but body piercings are just nasty.

FFS I thought you lot would be on the pineapples by now.

Funny enough, I bought a pineapple this afternoon...


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: RED-DOG on June 17, 2008, 10:50:39 PM
Noone has ever looked better with a bodypiercing..only cheaper.

erm...I don't really want to get them for aesthetic purposes....;)

Then why? there is no other reason to do it. ..really there isn't..buy a better vibrator or get a new monkey if it's not working for you ;)

lt's all working fine thank you :) Ok you got me - i'm a wannabe hooker and page 3 girl ;D

Fair enough, at least you're honest about it lol.


seriously though..why would anyone shag metal?



you must be German. It's impossible you're dutch.

No I'm Dutch..I'm OK with people sticking a banana or kumquat up any orifice..or getting drilled from behind by "Butch the midget Australian lumberjack" while wearing a "Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz" costume and blowing a poodle...but body piercings are just nasty.

FFS I thought you lot would be on the pineapples by now.

Funny enough, I bought a pineapple this afternoon...

Note to self. Do not accept dinner invitation from Kev & Ginger.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: kinboshi on June 18, 2008, 10:17:11 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 10:34:01 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 18, 2008, 11:33:42 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao


Does the guy on that cover remind anyone else of a certain Irish APAT winner, or is it just me?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 11:52:29 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao


Does the guy on that cover remind anyone else of a certain Irish APAT winner, or is it just me?



does this count as a home-made sex toy ?



Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 18, 2008, 11:54:28 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao


Does the guy on that cover remind anyone else of a certain Irish APAT winner, or is it just me?



does this count as a home-made sex toy ?


No that's what B&Q sell


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: gatso on June 18, 2008, 12:29:46 PM
page 4ish is a pic of red-dog with a pumpkin complete with sexy hole


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: kinboshi on June 18, 2008, 12:31:04 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao

It was on b3ta.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: gatso on June 18, 2008, 01:40:05 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao

It was on b3ta.


wow, that's a real blast from the past, not been on b3ta for years. used to go on there every day 10 years ago when it was pretty much the only place collecting web oddities, off to check it out again now


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: boldie on June 18, 2008, 01:51:15 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao

It was on b3ta.


wow, that's a real blast from the past, not been on b3ta for years. used to go on there every day 10 years ago when it was pretty much the only place collecting web oddities, off to check it out again now

It still collects web oddities..It's where we found Bolt.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 01:57:16 PM
come on then Stally, time to reveal all!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: RED-DOG on June 18, 2008, 02:00:01 PM
come on then Stally, time to reveal all!

You still have time to rephrase that before he sees it.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 02:03:52 PM
i dont think stallys score will be that high , this test is meant to be beetween two or more consenting adults..

I mean how many ladies/men will let him that close ?

Unless he trumps home with the animal score


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: cia260895 on June 18, 2008, 02:12:06 PM
451-600 is my guess


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Royal Flush on June 18, 2008, 03:09:09 PM
466 a prude compared to blonde!!

Jane FTW obv


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 03:10:36 PM
Jane FTW obv

dunno - I reckon Jane may be able to post her score once Matt gets back and posts his ;D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Suited_Jock on June 18, 2008, 03:27:56 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1905102941/ref=sib_dp_ptu#reader-page

The fact that the book exists is bordering on scary.  The fact that you knew about it is nothing short of frightening!   rotflmfao

It was on b3ta.


Where is there a cartoon barry greenstein on the front?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 18, 2008, 03:30:08 PM
Jane FTW obv

dunno - I reckon Jane may be able to post her score once Matt gets back and posts his ;D

I have the screenshot saved, I'm honestly hoping I never have to post it lol. In fact, I still might chicken out, I want to be able to look people in the face at the next bash!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Royal Flush on June 18, 2008, 03:50:22 PM
Jane has 3 cats....


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Rod Paradise on June 18, 2008, 03:52:23 PM
Jane FTW obv

dunno - I reckon Jane may be able to post her score once Matt gets back and posts his ;D

I have the screenshot saved, I'm honestly hoping I never have to post it lol. In fact, I still might chicken out, I want to be able to look people in the face at the next bash!

KEV!!! - Get it posted!!! ;D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 18, 2008, 03:53:04 PM
LOL i have no idea what or how to reply to that!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 04:00:51 PM
LOL i have no idea what or how to reply to that!

No need...we've read the quiz questions.   ;whistle;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: kinboshi on June 18, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
Out of interest I don't think gatso's point from earlier was addressed - 'consensual bestiality' - how do you get consent?  Where's KP when you need him?

:dontask:


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 04:07:51 PM
Out of interest I don't think gatso's point from earlier was addressed - 'consensual bestiality' - how do you get consent?  Where's KP when you need him?

:dontask:

busy with the consenting sheep?

I'm still a bit bemused by this one too - I suppose if the animal appears to be enjoying whatever is happening and is not resisting, that would be considered 'consensual'?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 18, 2008, 04:08:04 PM
Out of interest I don't think gatso's point from earlier was addressed - 'consensual bestiality' - how do you get consent?  Where's KP when you need him?

:dontask:

I assume if they don't literally say "no", it's a "yes" and consensual lol


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 04:11:43 PM
And if they're properly trained to instigate it, there's no debate.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 04:12:46 PM
And if they're properly trained to instigate it, there's no debate.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bolt pp on June 18, 2008, 04:31:11 PM
neigh means neigh


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 04:34:08 PM
what would this put your score upto ?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 04:41:23 PM
what would this put your score upto ?

730?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 04:43:27 PM
no this does that ..


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 07:22:43 PM
right - I've done some research and chatted to some people and I now know which piercings I want and where I'm gonna go to go to get them done.  Now just need to find the courage to ring up and make an appointment!  Wish me luck!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ironside on June 18, 2008, 07:36:24 PM
dont do it


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 07:44:02 PM
Perv lessons by Jane????




Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 07:45:01 PM
ive got a hammer, nail and a bottle of vodka, ill do it.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 18, 2008, 07:54:03 PM
Perv lessons by Jane????




Hey, I'm not a perv, just very open minded!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Robert HM on June 18, 2008, 07:55:47 PM
ive got a hammer, nail and a bottle of vodka, ill do it.

don't drink before a piercing!!!



err, I think i read it somewhere.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 07:57:00 PM
the bottle of vodka is for me.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 08:00:18 PM
Perv lessons by Jane????




Hey, I'm not a perv, just very open minded!


Lol  WOMEN are open minded

men are Pervs


TBH if your score is higher than mine which it must be, I have a list of demands

(1) SHow all of your body peircings
(2) Did you own these animals and can i borrow them
(3) Please include me in the mailing for the next "party"
(4) tell mehow you can pull on Kevs hair ?????


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 08:03:21 PM

don't drink before a piercing!!!

damn - that's going to narrow down appointment opportunities!

(4) tell mehow you can pull on Kevs hair ?????

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Colchester Kev on June 18, 2008, 08:40:41 PM

don't drink before a piercing!!!

damn - that's going to narrow down appointment opportunities!

(4) tell mehow you can pull on Kevs hair ?????

 rotflmfao

I am not bald EVERYWHERE !!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: RED-DOG on June 18, 2008, 08:44:21 PM
ive got a hammer, nail and a bottle of vodka, ill do it.

don't drink before a piercing!!!




It will only leak out through the holes.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 08:51:25 PM
(3) Please include me in the mailing for the next "party"


oh - and me too please ;)


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: tantrum on June 18, 2008, 09:45:23 PM
anyone will admit t score between 0-100?  I don't want to be the only sado here.....



Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 09:46:17 PM
anyone will admit t score between 0-100?  I don't want to be the only sado here.....



Tantrum = a nun?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 09:47:43 PM
anyone will admit t score between 0-100?  I don't want to be the only sado here.....



Tantrum = a little liar!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 09:52:07 PM
anyone will admit t score between 0-100?  I don't want to be the only sado here.....



Tantrum = a little BIG liar!

FYP


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 18, 2008, 09:52:38 PM
as promised.. i have taken the test and answered 100% honestly....but first can i just mention those that are more seeded and perverted then I..those that have scored higher.

phatomch
inthebelly
MKKfish
Robert HM
sharplea
Colchester Kev (no surprise there)
TightEnd


wasnt far in front of Claw and Charmaine neither for my score is 679


so either Claw and charmaine are either depraved closet sickos or I'm not as bad as you all think... :D

i'm just glad they didnt include feltching

and fwiw....there have been encounters with other people but they're tied up at the moment


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 09:53:31 PM
anyone will admit t score between 800-900?  I don't want to be the biggest pervert here.....



fyp


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 09:54:41 PM

so either Claw and charmaine are either depraved closet sickos or I'm not as bad as you all think... :D


the former is more likely imo


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 18, 2008, 09:56:58 PM

so either Claw and charmaine are either depraved closet sickos or I'm not as bad as you all think... :D


the former is more likely imo


i totally agree :P


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Karabiner on June 18, 2008, 10:08:14 PM
anyone will admit t score between 0-100?  I don't want to be the only sado here.....



But are you a saddo-masochist ?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: tantrum on June 18, 2008, 10:19:17 PM
anyone will admit t score between 0-100?  I don't want to be the only sado here.....



But are you a saddo-masochist ?

i am very flexible..........


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 10:28:32 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;applause; ;tightend;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 10:32:32 PM
I think the mods better lock and hide this thread before there is a request for a blonde orgy / gangbang / swingers party / dungeon at the next bash.

Possibly all of the above



 ;hide;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 10:37:52 PM
Just a guess, but I reckon it's too late for that.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:00:28 PM
I think the mods better lock and hide this thread before there is a request for a blonde orgy / gangbang / swingers party / dungeon at the next bash.

Possibly all of the above



 ;hide;

spoilsport!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 11:05:43 PM
we could combine it with the quiz


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: tantrum on June 18, 2008, 11:06:09 PM
I think the mods better lock and hide this thread before there is a request for a blonde orgy / gangbang / swingers party / dungeon at the next bash.

Possibly all of the above



 ;hide;
where were you at the last blondebash?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:07:11 PM
I think the mods better lock and hide this thread before there is a request for a blonde orgy / gangbang / swingers party / dungeon at the next bash.

Possibly all of the above



 ;hide;

spoilsport!

oi you, listen, the song was "me & my Monkey" not  "me & my monkey, his mates, a few random bints, a sex swing and a punch bowl filled with carkeys"


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:08:26 PM
I think the mods better lock and hide this thread before there is a request for a blonde orgy / gangbang / swingers party / dungeon at the next bash.

Possibly all of the above



 ;hide;

spoilsport!

oi you, listen, the song was "me & my Monkey" not  "me & my monkey, his mates, a few random bints, a sex swing and a punch bowl filled with carkeys"

it was on the 12" version.......


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:09:07 PM
I think the mods better lock and hide this thread before there is a request for a blonde orgy / gangbang / swingers party / dungeon at the next bash.

Possibly all of the above



 ;hide;
where were you at the last blondebash?

i missed it sadly


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:10:01 PM
i missed it sadly

clearly......


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:11:51 PM
I think the mods better lock and hide this thread before there is a request for a blonde orgy / gangbang / swingers party / dungeon at the next bash.

Possibly all of the above



 ;hide;

spoilsport!

oi you, listen, the song was "me & my Monkey" not  "me & my monkey, his mates, a few random bints, a sex swing and a punch bowl filled with carkeys"

it was on the 12" version.......

His bananna is not that big!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:13:52 PM

It seems i missed all the fun, but then again, I would be there for the poker not to POKE HER


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:19:44 PM

It seems i missed all the fun, but then again, I would be there for the poker not to POKE HER

going to a blonde bash for poker?  ;dingdell;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:26:54 PM
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:29:53 PM
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

I don't know what you're on about - I was talking about drinking and karaoke!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 11:30:31 PM
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:31:09 PM
Quote from: Newmanseye linkjavascript:void(0);
javascript:void(0);=topic=34484.msg737748#msg737748 date=1213828014
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

I don't know what you're on about - I was talking about drinking and karaoke!


 ;whistle; ;whistle; ;booboo;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ginger on June 18, 2008, 11:32:26 PM
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs

That's my job Laxie


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:33:55 PM
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs

That's my job Laxie

I think we'll need a few from the sounds of it.  I'm sure I can find that stuff somewhere.....


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 11:35:55 PM
Me whip has gone on the missing list, but found the handcuffs today while I was looking for Timothy's passport...in the same spot as it happens.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:37:51 PM
Me whip has gone on the missing list,

was it the one you lent to Compo in nottingham?  I think I read he left something of a personal nature in the hotel room........


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:40:07 PM
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs

That's my job Laxie

I think we'll need a few from the sounds of it.  I'm sure I can find that stuff somewhere.....

87.   

Do you keep a change of clothes in your vehicle for unexpected overnight visits?

(Yes,) with intimate apparel/toys this would include riding crop, whip and hancuffs as standard
Yes
No


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 11:42:50 PM
Me whip has gone on the missing list,

was it the one you lent to Compo in nottingham?  I think I read he left something of a personal nature in the hotel room........

So THAT'S where it went!!!  Give back me whip Compo!!!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:44:23 PM
Me whip has gone on the missing list,

was it the one you lent to Compo in nottingham?  I think I read he left something of a personal nature in the hotel room........

his seed?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 11:53:46 PM
here's a fun link for they pervs amongst us.

http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/pimpmygimp/index.php?a=t


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:55:33 PM
here's a fun link for 99% of blondes.

http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/pimpmygimp/index.php?a=t


fyp

Next blonde bash - Kev and Janes room:

http://tinyurl.com/6kc7q5 (only click if you're a perv)


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2008, 11:57:40 PM
here's a fun link for 99% of blondes.

http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/pimpmygimp/index.php?a=t


fyp

Next blonde bash - Kev and Janes room: http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10224%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!19655%7C%7C_40151_-1_10224_40480_10001_10224

Apologies

We are currently experiencing a temporary problem
We should be available again shortly
We apologise for any inconvenience caused during this time
Please try again later.

Blonde broke it!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 11:59:52 PM
and for any people that want a blonde evening out ill be attending here, have been to a few and they are great.

http://www.torturegarden.com/events/summer/

it could put a whole new meaning to blonde bash


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 19, 2008, 12:00:26 AM
the link was too long Dawn - the new one should work.

Well now we've established that blonde is full of pervs, I think we need to get some new boards put up:

Live sex
Internet sex (PRO calls should get a better response rate than at present)
hand job analysis
the dungeon
the boudoir (2 word erotic story will be first thread)

any more?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 19, 2008, 12:10:38 AM
the link was too long Dawn - the new one should work.

Well now we've established that blonde is full of pervs, I think we need to get some new boards put up:

Live sex
Internet sex (PRO calls should get a better response rate than at present)
hand job analysis
the dungeon
the boudoir (2 word erotic story will be first thread)

any more?

A members asks for a rail,

Been foreplaying for ages, have a giant stack in front of me, its geen getting the yo yo treatment and i have been called with varrious filthy names, need to other half topped off and finish second, assistance required.


Possible responses from the PRO??



Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 19, 2008, 12:11:59 AM



Possible responses from the PRO??



switch on your webcam!


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 19, 2008, 12:13:49 AM



Possible responses from the PRO??



switch on your webcam!


We all knew what Kev & RobertHM's response would be.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 19, 2008, 12:15:35 AM
fck my life wife


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2008, 11:15:50 PM
fck my life wife

 ;applause;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: phatomch on June 18, 2008, 11:18:20 PM
 ;thankyou;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Newmanseye on June 18, 2008, 11:20:15 PM
fck my life wife

 ;topman; rotflmfao


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Ironside on June 19, 2008, 07:33:26 AM
Congratulations!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 81!




not kinky here just a pervert


anyone will admit t score between 0-100?  I don't want to be the only sado here.....




Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 19, 2008, 08:05:37 AM
and for those that are in to necrophilia...can I recommend a subscription to Dead Reader's Wives


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Karabiner on June 19, 2008, 08:12:51 AM
and for those that are in to necrophilia...can I recommend a subscription to Dead Reader's Wives

Surely that should be Reader's Dead Wives


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: RED-DOG on June 19, 2008, 11:04:05 AM
and for those that are in to necrophilia...can I recommend a subscription to Dead Reader's Wives

Surely that should be Reader's Dead Wives

 ;topofclass;


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 20, 2008, 04:26:05 PM
I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs

*sigh* if only i had a whip


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 20, 2008, 11:43:05 PM

don't drink before a piercing!!!

damn - that's going to narrow down appointment opportunities!

appointment booked for 9.30 tomorrow morning, so should be able to keep off the booze until then. 

I will admit to being a teeny weeny bit scared now it's looming!  It'll just be a little scratch, right?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Colchester Kev on June 20, 2008, 11:44:20 PM
you getting the thruppenny bits punctured ?


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 20, 2008, 11:46:29 PM
you getting the thruppenny bits punctured ?

that's classified information (will send you a pm) ;D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Robert HM on June 21, 2008, 12:00:38 AM
you getting the thruppenny bits punctured ?

that's classified information (will send you a pm) ;D

Usuall copy please Kev, use the password group of names for extra coverage.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 21, 2008, 12:02:48 PM
lol - just retook the test to see what my new score is.  I think I broke it!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/test.jpg)


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: stallyon on June 21, 2008, 12:23:17 PM
I'm totally sorry I lied in my original score. I thought if I posted a decent score then you all would think more of me...I feel so ashamed and have felt guilt-ridden for some time now because of this. In order to make up here is more actual score   :'(

(http://photos-746.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v262/84/1/790443746/n790443746_909842_7386.jpg)


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Maxriddles on June 21, 2008, 02:01:34 PM
After seeing the last two posts I'm a bit less concerned about my score of 3,976,489, seems that compared to some other blondites I'm actually a bit of a prude.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: mondatoo on June 21, 2008, 02:19:32 PM
I am also ashamed to say that i lied about my score. As i don't know how to do screenshots you'll just have to take my word for it my score was ... -748 Hmm i'm a very reserved person  ;)


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: The_nun on June 21, 2008, 02:25:11 PM
Me Too, I lied.

I didn't score 0. I did actully score 1 point as I have had sex , once.


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: Claw75 on June 24, 2008, 01:11:18 AM
it's fixed again :)  My new score is 691 - still not as kinky as any of the mods :D


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on June 24, 2008, 01:23:38 AM
730

snap


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: cia260895 on June 24, 2008, 12:18:13 PM
Fk i might as well be a monk for what my scores worth!!

but if there was a test for thoughts hmmm.....


Title: Re: how kinky are you?
Post by: bobby1 on June 24, 2008, 04:28:47 PM
70, I feel a bit weird now seeing all the other high scores. Thank **** for the vampoire fetish tho, that saved my ass.