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« Reply #165 on: June 18, 2008, 11:29:53 PM »

I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

I don't know what you're on about - I was talking about drinking and karaoke!
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« Reply #166 on: June 18, 2008, 11:30:31 PM »

I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs
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« Reply #167 on: June 18, 2008, 11:31:09 PM »

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I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

I don't know what you're on about - I was talking about drinking and karaoke!


 
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« Reply #168 on: June 18, 2008, 11:32:26 PM »

I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs

That's my job Laxie
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« Reply #169 on: June 18, 2008, 11:33:55 PM »

I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs

That's my job Laxie

I think we'll need a few from the sounds of it.  I'm sure I can find that stuff somewhere.....
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« Reply #170 on: June 18, 2008, 11:35:55 PM »

Me whip has gone on the missing list, but found the handcuffs today while I was looking for Timothy's passport...in the same spot as it happens.
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« Reply #171 on: June 18, 2008, 11:37:51 PM »

Me whip has gone on the missing list,

was it the one you lent to Compo in nottingham?  I think I read he left something of a personal nature in the hotel room........
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« Reply #172 on: June 18, 2008, 11:40:07 PM »

I may be Scottish, I may wears a large Tartan Skirt Kilt with no knickers, but when i go to a bash i would expect the cards to be played first and the deviant stuff afterwards.

However, now i know what to expect, I will pack the wet suit, the divers helmet, the wellies and the gimp mast for the next one

No point if you forget to bring the whip and the hand cuffs

That's my job Laxie

I think we'll need a few from the sounds of it.  I'm sure I can find that stuff somewhere.....

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Do you keep a change of clothes in your vehicle for unexpected overnight visits?

(Yes,) with intimate apparel/toys this would include riding crop, whip and hancuffs as standard
Yes
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« Reply #173 on: June 18, 2008, 11:42:50 PM »

Me whip has gone on the missing list,

was it the one you lent to Compo in nottingham?  I think I read he left something of a personal nature in the hotel room........

So THAT'S where it went!!!  Give back me whip Compo!!!
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« Reply #174 on: June 18, 2008, 11:44:23 PM »

Me whip has gone on the missing list,

was it the one you lent to Compo in nottingham?  I think I read he left something of a personal nature in the hotel room........

his seed?
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« Reply #175 on: June 18, 2008, 11:53:46 PM »

here's a fun link for they pervs amongst us.

http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/pimpmygimp/index.php?a=t
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« Reply #176 on: June 18, 2008, 11:55:33 PM »


fyp

Next blonde bash - Kev and Janes room:

http://tinyurl.com/6kc7q5 (only click if you're a perv)
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« Reply #177 on: June 18, 2008, 11:57:40 PM »


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Next blonde bash - Kev and Janes room: http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10224%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!19655%7C%7C_40151_-1_10224_40480_10001_10224

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« Reply #178 on: June 18, 2008, 11:59:52 PM »

and for any people that want a blonde evening out ill be attending here, have been to a few and they are great.

http://www.torturegarden.com/events/summer/

it could put a whole new meaning to blonde bash
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« Reply #179 on: June 19, 2008, 12:00:26 AM »

the link was too long Dawn - the new one should work.

Well now we've established that blonde is full of pervs, I think we need to get some new boards put up:

Live sex
Internet sex (PRO calls should get a better response rate than at present)
hand job analysis
the dungeon
the boudoir (2 word erotic story will be first thread)

any more?
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