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I just need to post to vent, dont read if you dont want to see a bad beat, you have been warned, i am not covering it up, its a horrible beat and i am gonna vomit. fecking donkeytastic site, thank feck it was all freeroll money and not a deposit

Jokertrillion FTL

ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH  fkmylife and fkmylife again

*** Handhistory for game 48329757 ***
Blinds 10/20 NL Hold'em - 16.06.2008 - 22:02
2

Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players: 10
Seat 1: fietslampje ( 1480 ) - in game
Seat 2: bozi66 ( 1470 ) - in game
Seat 3: sick1373 ( 1460 ) - in game
Seat 4: marita_27 ( 1480 ) - in game
Seat 5: DTrain ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 6: Abera ( 1200 ) - in game
Seat 7: sjenguh ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 8: maciejko21 ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 9: silverslick ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 10: smilzo68 ( 1910 ) - in game

marita_27 posts SB $10.
DTrain posts BB $20.
**** dealing down cards ****
Dealt to Abera [  7c 9d]
Abera calls $20.
bozi66: HA  HA
sjenguh folds.
maciejko21 folds.
silverslick folds.
smilzo68 calls $20.
fietslampje raises $80.
bozi66 folds.
sick1373 folds.
marita_27 calls $70.
DTrain folds.
Abera calls $60.
smilzo68 calls $60.
**** dealing flop **** [  8s 5d 6c ]
marita_27 checks.
Abera checks.
smilzo68 bets $340.
fietslampje folds.
marita_27 raises $1400.
Abera calls $1120.
smilzo68 calls $1060.
**** dealing turn **** [ 3c ]
**** dealing river **** [  8c ]
marita_27 wins 3700 chips from main pot with a full house, eights full of sixes [ 8¨, 8ª, 8§, 6¨, 6§ ].
marita_27 wins 560 chips from side pot with a full house, eights full of sixes [ 8¨, 8ª, 8§, 6¨, 6§ ].


WTF did i put that noose

Which of mine would you like me to post today.

the one that made you swear the most.

This was by far NOT the worst but first on history.

£20+£2 - Hold'em NL (25/50) - 2008/06/16 - 20:50:12 (UK)
Table "7450417 - 2" Seat 10 is the button.
Seat 1: Mic250265 (2460 in chips)
Seat 3: Ukasasb (2160 in chips)
Seat 4: And070452 (2510 in chips)
Seat 5: Nett03101 (2735 in chips)
Seat 6: Montsegur (1730 in chips)
Seat 7: Woodst002 (2400 in chips)
Seat 8: HERO (1645 in chips)
Seat 9: Ibetyou (3200 in chips)
Seat 10: Rach11119 (3010 in chips)
Mic250265: posts small blind 25
Ukasasb: posts big blind 50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to HERO [Ks Kc]
And070452: folds
Nett03101: calls 50
Montsegur: calls 50
Woodst002: folds
HERO: raises to 250
Ibetyou: folds
Rach11119: calls 250
Mic250265: folds
Ukasasb: folds
Nett03101: calls 200
Montsegur: calls 200
----- FLOP ----- [4h Jd 6c]
Nett03101: bets 300
Montsegur: raises to 1480 and is all-in
HERO: is all-in 1395
Rach11119: folds
Nett03101: calls 1180
----- TURN ----- [4h Jd 6c][Ah]
----- RIVER ----- [4h Jd 6c Ah][7h]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Montsegur: shows [Th Js] (A Pair of Jacks, Ace high)
HERO: shows [Ks Kc] (A Pair of Kings, Ace high)
Nett03101: shows [Jh 2h] (A Flush, Ace high)
Nett03101 collected 170 from Side pot #1
Nett03101 collected 5260 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 5430 Main pot 5260 Side pot #1 170 | Rake 0
Board [4h Jd 6c Ah 7h]
Seat 1: Mic250265 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ukasasb (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: And070452 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Nett03101 showed [Jh 2h] and won (5430) with A Flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Montsegur showed [Th Js] and lost with A Pair of Jacks, Ace high
Seat 7: Woodst002 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: HERO showed [Ks Kc] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Ace high
Seat 9: Ibetyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Rach11119 (button) folded on the Flop

Since having to drop down in my stakes I find them far harder to win.

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

good point, i was being my usual donkey self and trying to catch a lucky hand ... i catch it and get ass reamed without lube for being a total donk.

Good point.

Billy, try and take 10 seconds before every hand - it will give you time to think.

FYP

Preflop aside, I did flop the nuts, who the feck is folding when 2 mugs push in

Fold preflop, saves these situations happening.

loooool, the utg limp/call pre is pretty inspired.

Cheers. You have now put me on tilt for a month reading this drivel. ARGHHHH

Hah. Call that a bad beat? I was on the benefit end of a fantastic one in the DTD scalp tourney last night.
Me - Kc Jc - pretty much the best hand I'd had after 1.5hrs of play
Unfortunate yank puts in small raise, I call, HU to flop
Flop - Qc 9c Qh
Unfortunate yank checks, I shove my shortish stack on the flush & gutshot draws
Unfortunate yank insta-calls - turns over 9s 9d for the made full house
Turn 4d
River.....




 Tc

Straight flush to me. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiped!

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you are busto and flipping for 10p's ... define "tilt for a month" please ?

listen to this for a bad beat, all in pre flop i got 99 vs ak, flop 378, turn,10  river, k!

so brutal i puked

brudel

busto?

so sick, I almost puked just reading it. online poker rigaments imo

AK is favourite 65/35 there when the money goes in you idiot.

yeah but by the river i'm 55% fav

It's 50/50 on the river.  Either the AK will hit or it won't.

Such wit boys..

I go round painting peoples houses blood red.

lol, how can you complain, its a cooler ffs.