dont read its a bad beat but ......

[Newmanseye]

I just need to post to vent, dont read if you dont want to see a bad beat, you have been warned, i am not covering it up, its a horrible beat and i am gonna vomit. fecking donkeytastic site, thank feck it was all freeroll money and not a deposit

Jokertrillion FTL

ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH  fkmylife and fkmylife again

*** Handhistory for game 48329757 ***
Blinds 10/20 NL Hold'em - 16.06.2008 - 22:02
2

Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players: 10
Seat 1: fietslampje ( 1480 ) - in game
Seat 2: bozi66 ( 1470 ) - in game
Seat 3: sick1373 ( 1460 ) - in game
Seat 4: marita_27 ( 1480 ) - in game
Seat 5: DTrain ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 6: Abera ( 1200 ) - in game
Seat 7: sjenguh ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 8: maciejko21 ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 9: silverslick ( 1500 ) - in game
Seat 10: smilzo68 ( 1910 ) - in game

marita_27 posts SB $10.
DTrain posts BB $20.
**** dealing down cards ****
Dealt to Abera [  ]
Abera calls $20.
bozi66:  
sjenguh folds.
maciejko21 folds.
silverslick folds.
smilzo68 calls $20.
fietslampje raises $80.
bozi66 folds.
sick1373 folds.
marita_27 calls $70.
DTrain folds.
Abera calls $60.
smilzo68 calls $60.
**** dealing flop **** [  ]
marita_27 checks.
Abera checks.
smilzo68 bets $340.
fietslampje folds.
marita_27 raises $1400.
Abera calls $1120.
smilzo68 calls $1060.
**** dealing turn **** [ ]
**** dealing river **** [  ]
marita_27 wins 3700 chips from main pot with a full house, eights full of sixes [ 8¨, 8ª, 8§, 6¨, 6§ ].
marita_27 wins 560 chips from side pot with a full house, eights full of sixes [ 8¨, 8ª, 8§, 6¨, 6§ ].


WTF did i put that noose

[The_nun]

Which of mine would you like me to post today.

[Newmanseye]

Which of mine would you like me to post today.

the one that made you swear the most.

[The_nun]

This was by far NOT the worst but first on history.

£20+£2 - Hold'em NL (25/50) - 2008/06/16 - 20:50:12 (UK)
Table "7450417 - 2" Seat 10 is the button.
Seat 1: Mic250265 (2460 in chips)
Seat 3: Ukasasb (2160 in chips)
Seat 4: And070452 (2510 in chips)
Seat 5: Nett03101 (2735 in chips)
Seat 6: Montsegur (1730 in chips)
Seat 7: Woodst002 (2400 in chips)
Seat 8: HERO (1645 in chips)
Seat 9: Ibetyou (3200 in chips)
Seat 10: Rach11119 (3010 in chips)
Mic250265: posts small blind 25
Ukasasb: posts big blind 50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to HERO [ ]
And070452: folds
Nett03101: calls 50
Montsegur: calls 50
Woodst002: folds
HERO: raises to 250
Ibetyou: folds
Rach11119: calls 250
Mic250265: folds
Ukasasb: folds
Nett03101: calls 200
Montsegur: calls 200
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
Nett03101: bets 300
Montsegur: raises to 1480 and is all-in
HERO: is all-in 1395
Rach11119: folds
Nett03101: calls 1180
----- TURN ----- [ ][Ah]
----- RIVER ----- [ Ah][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Montsegur: shows [ ] (A Pair of Jacks, Ace high)
HERO: shows [ ] (A Pair of Kings, Ace high)
Nett03101: shows [ ] (A Flush, Ace high)
Nett03101 collected 170 from Side pot #1
Nett03101 collected 5260 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 5430 Main pot 5260 Side pot #1 170 | Rake 0
Board [ Ah ]
Seat 1: Mic250265 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ukasasb (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: And070452 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Nett03101 showed [ ] and won (5430) with A Flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Montsegur showed [ ] and lost with A Pair of Jacks, Ace high
Seat 7: Woodst002 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: HERO showed [ ] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Ace high
Seat 9: Ibetyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Rach11119 (button) folded on the Flop

[The_nun]

Since having to drop down in my stakes I find them far harder to win.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

[Newmanseye]

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

good point, i was being my usual donkey self and trying to catch a lucky hand ... i catch it and get ass reamed without lube for being a total donk.

[Nem]

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

Good point.

Billy, try and take 10 seconds before every hand - it will give you time to think.

[totalise]

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

Good point.

Billy, try and take 10 seconds before every post - it will give you time to think.

FYP

[Newmanseye]

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

Good point.

Billy, try and take 10 seconds before every hand - it will give you time to think.

Preflop aside, I did flop the nuts, who the feck is folding when 2 mugs push in

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

Good point.

Billy, try and take 10 seconds before every hand - it will give you time to think.

Preflop aside, I did flop the nuts, who the feck is folding when 2 mugs push in

Fold preflop, saves these situations happening.

[LeKnave]

Billy wtf are you even doing in that hand.

loooool, the utg limp/call pre is pretty inspired.

[Sunday8pm]

Cheers. You have now put me on tilt for a month reading this drivel. ARGHHHH

[rex008]

Hah. Call that a bad beat? I was on the benefit end of a fantastic one in the DTD scalp tourney last night.
Me - - pretty much the best hand I'd had after 1.5hrs of play
Unfortunate yank puts in small raise, I call, HU to flop
Flop -
Unfortunate yank checks, I shove my shortish stack on the flush & gutshot draws
Unfortunate yank insta-calls - turns over for the made full house
Turn
River.....




 

Straight flush to me. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiped!

[Suited_Jock]

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