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Title: Quotations
Post by: cdw1111 on June 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
Just watching When we were kings on sky,



I done wrestled with an alligator

I done tussled with a whale

Handcuffed lightning,thrown thunder in jail

Only last week,I murdered a rock,injured a stone,hospitalised a brick

I'am so mean i make medicine sick.

Ali before Foreman fight 1974,just great,any favourite quotes?



Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: AndrewT on June 26, 2008, 02:18:06 PM
See sig for details.


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: boldie on June 26, 2008, 02:18:35 PM
Just watching When we were kings on sky,



I done wrestled with an alligator

I done tussled with a whale

Handcuffed lightning,thrown thunder in jail

Only last week,I murdered a rock,injured a stone,hospitalised a brick

I'am so mean i make medicine sick.

Ali before Foreman fight 1974,just great,any favourite quotes?



Ali rules supreme


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: Delboy on June 26, 2008, 10:48:22 PM
My favorite Poker Quote:

There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker.  The upper class knows very little about it.  Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful.  Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush."  It is enough to make one ashamed of the species.  ~Mark Twain


And a few others:

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.  ~Winston Churchill


An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.  ~Mahatma Gandhi

I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices.  All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.  ~Mark Twain

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.  "Pooh!" he whispered.  "Yes, Piglet?"  "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.  "I just wanted to be sure of you."  ~A.A. Milne



Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 27, 2008, 09:25:06 AM
Eagles may fly high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines....


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: boldie on June 27, 2008, 10:23:35 AM
Nicked from family guy but funny to tell any single woman;

" Did you hear that? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over."



Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: wader leg on June 27, 2008, 11:42:46 PM
Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: suzanne on June 28, 2008, 04:19:42 AM
Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.

Ive read this 6 times and still dont get it  :dontask:


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: Longy on June 28, 2008, 04:53:17 AM
"The more I practice, the luckier i get" Garry Player i believe.


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: sofa----king on June 28, 2008, 06:58:53 AM
plesae dont mistake my kindness,as a sign of weakness.,.,.,
me when i am having a deal.,.,.


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: AdamM on June 28, 2008, 08:55:44 AM
Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.

Ive read this 6 times and still dont get it  :dontask:

Time flies [whoosh] like an arrow
fruit flies [buzz] like a banana  ;djinn;


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: FuglyBaz on June 28, 2008, 09:10:25 AM
Phil Taylor - "You can't practise shitting yourself"


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: roverthtaeh on June 28, 2008, 09:49:41 AM
For Suzanne:
He who laughs last didn't get it.


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: roverthtaeh on June 28, 2008, 09:52:06 AM
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt". Mark Twain.


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: Longines on June 28, 2008, 11:14:40 AM
"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: bolt pp on June 28, 2008, 12:27:04 PM
"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

LOL


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: Swordpoker on June 28, 2008, 01:22:15 PM
"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo
:D


Title: Re: Quotations
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 30, 2008, 11:48:00 AM
"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

LOL

Anne Boleyn one is class...