Quotations

[cdw1111]

Just watching When we were kings on sky,



I done wrestled with an alligator

I done tussled with a whale

Handcuffed lightning,thrown thunder in jail

Only last week,I murdered a rock,injured a stone,hospitalised a brick

I'am so mean i make medicine sick.

Ali before Foreman fight 1974,just great,any favourite quotes?

[AndrewT]

See sig for details.

[boldie]

Just watching When we were kings on sky,



I done wrestled with an alligator

I done tussled with a whale

Handcuffed lightning,thrown thunder in jail

Only last week,I murdered a rock,injured a stone,hospitalised a brick

I'am so mean i make medicine sick.

Ali before Foreman fight 1974,just great,any favourite quotes?

Ali rules supreme

[Delboy]

My favorite Poker Quote:

There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker.  The upper class knows very little about it.  Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful.  Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush."  It is enough to make one ashamed of the species.  ~Mark Twain


And a few others:

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.  ~Winston Churchill


An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.  ~Mahatma Gandhi

I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices.  All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.  ~Mark Twain

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.  "Pooh!" he whispered.  "Yes, Piglet?"  "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.  "I just wanted to be sure of you."  ~A.A. Milne

[TheChipPrince]

Eagles may fly high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines....

[boldie]

Nicked from family guy but funny to tell any single woman;

" Did you hear that? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over."

[wader leg]

Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.

[suzanne]

Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.

Ive read this 6 times and still dont get it 

[Longy]

"The more I practice, the luckier i get" Garry Player i believe.

[sofa----king]

plesae dont mistake my kindness,as a sign of weakness.,.,.,
me when i am having a deal.,.,.

[AdamM]

Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.

Ive read this 6 times and still dont get it 

Time flies [whoosh] like an arrow
fruit flies [buzz] like a banana 

[FuglyBaz]

Phil Taylor - "You can't practise shitting yourself"

[roverthtaeh]

For Suzanne:
He who laughs last didn't get it.

[roverthtaeh]

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt". Mark Twain.

[Longines]

"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo