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Title: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: TEXAS_JAY on November 13, 2005, 12:47:57 AM Words women use FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and need you to shut up 5 MINUTES If shes getting dressed, this is half an hour, 5 minutes is 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch your game of footie NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "Something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. don't do it LOUD SIGH This is not a word, but is a non-verbal statment often misunderstood by men. A "Loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is waisting her time standing there and arguing with you over "Nothing" THATS OK This is one of the most dangerouse statments that a woman can make to a man, "Thats ok" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it..or faint. just say "Your welcome" WHATEVER Its a womans way of saying *!#@ YOU! ~: Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Ginger on November 13, 2005, 01:22:28 AM Texas, Just how often do you listen in on my conversations?? ???
Very funny, and a little too true! Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Colchester Kev on November 13, 2005, 01:25:31 AM what does it mean when a woman says "Im washing my hair every night as long as you draw breath ya wonkey eyed fat tosser" ? I usually think that means im in with a chance but she is playing hard to get ... :D
Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Trace on November 13, 2005, 01:25:41 AM OMG that is soooo me
Especially WHATEVER!! lol Whatever Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: boobookittyfcuk on November 13, 2005, 01:27:50 AM thats ok one v true
also stands for i mite b saying it does NOT mean we mean it lol pmsl @ kev Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: thetank on November 13, 2005, 01:33:12 AM When a lady says no she means maybe.
When a lady says maybe she means yes. When a lady says yes, she is no lady. Note: When a lady says no to Colchester Kev she means bugger, where's my can of mace. Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Colchester Kev on November 13, 2005, 01:37:40 AM is that to spray in my eyes or hers :) :)
Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Trace on November 13, 2005, 02:35:21 AM Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: The Dundonian on November 13, 2005, 11:23:08 AM what does it mean when a woman says "Im washing my hair every night as long as you draw breath ya wonkey eyed fat tosser" ? I usually think that means im in with a chance but she is playing hard to get ...
She loves you Kev, pure and simple!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: charmaine on November 13, 2005, 11:41:14 AM I believe someones been eavesdropping in our house !!! you could be talking about me , Paul knows when i say im " fine " i'm no where near fine >:( lol
Must be a woman thing .... Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: M3boy on November 13, 2005, 06:43:16 PM OK, talking of the word "FINE" - maybe someone can help me.
Its an Acronym which goes like this : F = F***ed up I = Insecure N = Neurotic But i cant for the live of me remember what the "E" stands for - its been bugging me for well over a year now! (yeah, sad I know) Another is "WIFE" - and again, I cant remember what the "E" stands for W = "Washing" I = "Ironing" F = "F***ing" Any help?!?!??! (PS if i never post on here again, you can safely assume Charmaine has killed me and burried me under the patio!!) Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Colchester Kev on November 13, 2005, 06:59:04 PM The E stands for ETC. in both cases :)
Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: M3boy on November 13, 2005, 07:11:59 PM The E stands for ETC. in both cases :) Yeah I thought that Kev, but I am sure the FINE had a different E meaning. Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Trace on November 13, 2005, 07:37:55 PM OK, talking of the word "FINE" - maybe someone can help me. Its an Acronym which goes like this : F = F***ed up I = Insecure N = Neurotic But i cant for the live of me remember what the "E" stands for - its been bugging me for well over a year now! (yeah, sad I know) Another is "WIFE" - and again, I cant remember what the "E" stands for W = "Washing" I = "Ironing" F = "F***ing" Any help?!?!??! (PS if i never post on here again, you can safely assume Charmaine has killed me and burried me under the patio!!) I'll gladly help her too! Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: RED-DOG on November 13, 2005, 07:48:26 PM 'Bollocks' is Mrs Red speak for, "yes darling, you have presented a very reasonable, well thought out argument which I find it impossiple to disagree with"
Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: dik9 on November 13, 2005, 08:48:53 PM The E stands for ETC. in both cases :) Yeah I thought that Kev, but I am sure the FINE had a different E meaning. End of!!! Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: DTD-ACES on November 13, 2005, 09:48:12 PM Heard this recently
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after." Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: dik9 on November 13, 2005, 09:50:15 PM PMSL, I know that feeling!
Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: TEXAS_JAY on November 13, 2005, 10:03:40 PM Heard this recently Ad m8 LOLA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after." Title: Re: Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker) Post by: Trace on November 14, 2005, 02:58:53 PM Simon
I have noted this one for future use! lmao Trace xx |