Words women use. ( Just found this funny, non poker)

[TEXAS_JAY]

Words women use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and need you to shut up
5 MINUTES
If shes getting dressed, this is half an hour, 5 minutes is 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch your game of footie
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "Something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. don't do it
LOUD SIGH
This is not a word, but is a non-verbal statment often misunderstood by men. A "Loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is waisting her time standing there and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THATS OK
This is one of the most dangerouse statments that a woman can make to a man, "Thats ok" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it..or faint. just say "Your welcome"
WHATEVER
Its a womans way of saying *!#@ YOU!

                                                                                                                                                                                                    

[Ginger]

Texas, Just how often do you listen in on my conversations?? 

Very funny, and a little too true!

[Colchester Kev]

what does it mean when a woman says "Im washing my hair every night as long as you draw breath ya wonkey eyed fat tosser" ?   I usually think that means im in with a chance but she is playing hard to get ... 

[Trace]

OMG   that is soooo me

Especially WHATEVER!!  lol







Whatever

[boobookittyfcuk]

thats ok one v true
also stands for i mite b saying it does NOT mean we mean it lol

pmsl @ kev

[thetank]

When a lady says no she means maybe.
When a lady says maybe she means yes.
When a lady says yes, she is no lady.

Note: When a lady says no to Colchester Kev she means bugger, where's my can of mace.

[Colchester Kev]

is that to spray in my eyes or hers

[Trace]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[The Dundonian]

what does it mean when a woman says "Im washing my hair every night as long as you draw breath ya wonkey eyed fat tosser" ?   I usually think that means im in with a chance but she is playing hard to get ... 

She loves you Kev, pure and simple!!!!!!!!!

[charmaine]

I believe someones been eavesdropping in our house !!! you  could be talking about me , Paul knows  when i say im " fine "  i'm no where near fine    lol
Must be a woman thing ....

[M3boy]

OK, talking of the word "FINE" - maybe someone can help me.

Its an Acronym which goes like this :

  F = F***ed up
  I = Insecure
  N = Neurotic
 
But i cant for the live of me remember what the "E" stands for - its been bugging me for well over a year now! (yeah, sad I know)

Another is "WIFE" - and again, I cant remember what the "E" stands for

  W = "Washing"
   I  = "Ironing"
   F  = "F***ing"


Any help?!?!??!


(PS if i never post on here again, you can safely assume Charmaine has killed me and burried me under the patio!!)

[Colchester Kev]

The E stands for ETC. in both cases

[M3boy]

The E stands for ETC. in both cases

Yeah I thought that Kev, but I am sure the FINE had a different E meaning.

[Trace]

OK, talking of the word "FINE" - maybe someone can help me.

Its an Acronym which goes like this :

  F = F***ed up
  I = Insecure
  N = Neurotic
 
But i cant for the live of me remember what the "E" stands for - its been bugging me for well over a year now! (yeah, sad I know)

Another is "WIFE" - and again, I cant remember what the "E" stands for

  W = "Washing"
   I  = "Ironing"
   F  = "F***ing"


Any help?!?!??!


(PS if i never post on here again, you can safely assume Charmaine has killed me and burried me under the patio!!)

I'll gladly help her too!

[RED-DOG]

'Bollocks' is  Mrs Red speak for, "yes darling, you have presented a very reasonable, well thought out argument which I find it impossiple to disagree with"