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Title: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2008, 04:38:53 PM http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7656870.stm
Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Kev B on October 07, 2008, 04:47:00 PM Quality Kev, what a dumb ass.
Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Robert HM on October 07, 2008, 04:49:37 PM Don't knock him, the country needs lots more like him. Where would the court system, prosecutors and defence lawyers be without villains being caught? :)
Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: kinboshi on October 07, 2008, 04:52:58 PM Quality Kev, what a dumb ass. Bit harsh on Kev imo. As for the fella with the tattoo - bet it comes in useful when he's had an absolute skinful and forgets who he is. "If lost please return to.." Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2008, 05:10:49 PM LMAO part 2 !!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm Matt gets a new job !! Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2008, 05:14:14 PM After 58 seconds you can clearly see this is Taximan !!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7656537.stm Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2008, 05:15:14 PM And tikay supplements his Sky earnings with a spot of modelling
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7656837.stm Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: dik9 on October 07, 2008, 06:27:58 PM "Fukuchan" Calling the waiter could end up a bit tricky?
Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: WYSINWYG on October 07, 2008, 08:04:32 PM LMAO part 2 !! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm Matt gets a new job !! :o :o :o :o :o You pay peanuts... Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: taximan007 on October 09, 2008, 04:09:08 PM After 58 seconds you can clearly see this is Taximan !! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7656537.stm rotflmfao rotflmfao Quality Cheeky bastard ;) Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Colchester Kev on November 15, 2008, 10:29:52 AM we have another contender ...
How to escape from jail if you are guarded by morons ... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm Yep, thats right ... just climb into a cardboard box and post yourself to your mum LOLOL Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Swordpoker on November 16, 2008, 09:03:53 AM we have another contender ... How to escape from jail if you are guarded by morons ... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm Yep, thats right ... just climb into a cardboard box and post yourself to your mum LOLOL rotflmfao brilliant Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Dingdell on November 16, 2008, 12:47:49 PM Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail.
Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say! Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: WYSINWYG on November 24, 2008, 11:17:46 AM Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail. Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say! In Mexico it is not against the law to escape/attempt to escape from jail, if you are recaptured you will not be charged and jail time will not be added. You are incarcerated against your will and it is human nature to seek to overcome this, according to their philosophy of law. However, the escape becomes illegal if other inmates or staff are used to aid the escape. :dontask: I believe Richard McNair, in this video, also used a mailtruck to escape, just by hiding under mailbags. YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIOM24grQo Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Rod Paradise on November 24, 2008, 05:04:38 PM Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail. Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say! In Mexico it is not against the law to escape/attempt to escape from jail, if you are recaptured you will not be charged and jail time will not be added. You are incarcerated against your will and it is human nature to seek to overcome this, according to their philosophy of law. However, the escape becomes illegal if other inmates or staff are used to aid the escape. :dontask: I believe Richard McNair, in this video, also used a mailtruck to escape, just by hiding under mailbags. YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIOM24grQo I think that's the same in Denmark. Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: WYSINWYG on November 24, 2008, 05:09:32 PM Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail. Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say! In Mexico it is not against the law to escape/attempt to escape from jail, if you are recaptured you will not be charged and jail time will not be added. You are incarcerated against your will and it is human nature to seek to overcome this, according to their philosophy of law. However, the escape becomes illegal if other inmates or staff are used to aid the escape. :dontask: I believe Richard McNair, in this video, also used a mailtruck to escape, just by hiding under mailbags. YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIOM24grQo I think that's the same in Denmark. How did you get out Rod? Mailing yourself out FTW! Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: AndrewT on November 24, 2008, 05:41:36 PM Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail. Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say! In Mexico it is not against the law to escape/attempt to escape from jail, if you are recaptured you will not be charged and jail time will not be added. You are incarcerated against your will and it is human nature to seek to overcome this, according to their philosophy of law. However, the escape becomes illegal if other inmates or staff are used to aid the escape. :dontask: I believe Richard McNair, in this video, also used a mailtruck to escape, just by hiding under mailbags. YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIOM24grQo I think that's the same in Denmark. How did you get out Rod? Mailing yourself out FTW! Having seen Rod, I'm not sure he could afford the postage. Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Rod Paradise on November 24, 2008, 06:02:20 PM Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail. Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say! In Mexico it is not against the law to escape/attempt to escape from jail, if you are recaptured you will not be charged and jail time will not be added. You are incarcerated against your will and it is human nature to seek to overcome this, according to their philosophy of law. However, the escape becomes illegal if other inmates or staff are used to aid the escape. :dontask: I believe Richard McNair, in this video, also used a mailtruck to escape, just by hiding under mailbags. YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIOM24grQo I think that's the same in Denmark. How did you get out Rod? Mailing yourself out FTW! Having seen Rod, I'm not sure he could afford the postage. Was going to get angry - but couldn't contain the laughter. Nice one Andrew. Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Wardonkey on December 04, 2008, 12:16:41 AM Funny peculiar...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/7763763.stm Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Colchester Kev on December 04, 2008, 11:55:35 AM Funny peculiar... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/7763763.stm LOL if it takes a few months of an hour a day piecing them together, it would still be worth it. Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: thetank on December 04, 2008, 12:09:01 PM I'm assuming £20 notes, so that's 500 notes.
Largest piece it says it's an inch square. A note is about 6 inches x 3 inches so that's 18 pieces per note or 9,000 pieces if they're all as big as the biggest piece. They probably won't be though, I'd estimate closer to 20,000 pieces. So the jigsaw putter togetherer would be getting about 50p per piece. Good luck to him. Might take more than a couple of months imo. Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: kinboshi on December 04, 2008, 12:14:21 PM He could put some together himself, and then pay minimum wage to some students to help him piece the rest together.
Title: Re: LMAO you couldnt make it up Post by: Royal Flush on December 04, 2008, 02:05:30 PM That video is pure comedy, guy uses 2 diff names and still cop doesnt twig.
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