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« on: October 07, 2008, 04:38:53 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7656870.stm
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2008, 04:47:00 PM »
Quality Kev, what a dumb ass.
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2008, 04:49:37 PM »
Don't knock him, the country needs lots more like him. Where would the court system, prosecutors and defence lawyers be without villains being caught? Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2008, 04:52:58 PM »
Quote from: Kev B on October 07, 2008, 04:47:00 PM
Quality Kev, what a dumb ass.

Bit harsh on Kev imo.

As for the fella with the tattoo - bet it comes in useful when he's had an absolute skinful and forgets who he is.  "If lost please return to.."
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 05:10:49 PM »
LMAO part 2 !!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm

Matt gets a new job !!
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 05:14:14 PM »
After 58 seconds you can clearly see this is Taximan !!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7656537.stm
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 05:15:14 PM »
And tikay supplements his Sky earnings with a spot of modelling

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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2008, 06:27:58 PM »
"Fukuchan" Calling the waiter could end up a bit tricky?
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 08:04:32 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2008, 05:10:49 PM
LMAO part 2 !!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm

Matt gets a new job !!

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

You pay peanuts...
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2008, 04:09:08 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
After 58 seconds you can clearly see this is Taximan !!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7656537.stm

  Quality

Cheeky bastard  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2008, 10:29:52 AM »
we have another contender ...

How to escape from jail if you are guarded by morons ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm

Yep, thats right ... just climb into a cardboard box and post yourself to your mum LOLOL
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2008, 09:03:53 AM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on November 15, 2008, 10:29:52 AM
we have another contender ...

How to escape from jail if you are guarded by morons ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm

Yep, thats right ... just climb into a cardboard box and post yourself to your mum LOLOL

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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2008, 12:47:49 PM »
Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail.

Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say!
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 11:17:46 AM »
Quote from: Dingdell on November 16, 2008, 12:47:49 PM
Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail.

Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say!

In Mexico it is not against the law to escape/attempt to escape from jail, if you are recaptured you will not be charged and jail time will not be added. You are incarcerated against your will and it is human nature to seek to overcome this, according to their philosophy of law. However, the escape becomes illegal if other inmates or staff are used to aid the escape. 

I believe Richard McNair, in this video, also used a mailtruck to escape, just by hiding under mailbags.

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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 05:04:38 PM »
Quote from: WYSINWYG on November 24, 2008, 11:17:46 AM
Quote from: Dingdell on November 16, 2008, 12:47:49 PM
Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail.

Don't tell me it's legal to help him escape in other countries?? What a ridiculous thing to say!

In Mexico it is not against the law to escape/attempt to escape from jail, if you are recaptured you will not be charged and jail time will not be added. You are incarcerated against your will and it is human nature to seek to overcome this, according to their philosophy of law. However, the escape becomes illegal if other inmates or staff are used to aid the escape. 

I believe Richard McNair, in this video, also used a mailtruck to escape, just by hiding under mailbags.



I think that's the same in Denmark.
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