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are pot noodle pots microwaveable?

I don't want to microwave the noodles but to use the container to heat other stuff and save on washing up

haha, get a dishwasher ldo.

go for it, whats the worst that can happen

best way to cook eggs is in an old pot noodle container.

I'm at my sister's place, not gonna buy her a dishwasher, normally she'd wash up but she's ill and I'm lazy


I'm worried that the plastic will melt into my food


please elaborate. are you boiling them?

Nah, just pop a few in, no need to crack them or anything and give em 5 mins, beeeautiful.  If you dont put them in a plastic type container they explode.

For those of you under the misapprehension that Gatso has chosen to ask me this question because i'm a professional dosser would be quite wrong, he has infact become aware of the legendary oracle like abilities of bolt, the down side of which is that you only get one question EVER(bit strange you chose to ask about pot noodles).

The answer you seek is: yes

now that my abilities of mystical wonderment have been exposed everyone gets one question and one question only, please chose wisely...............

This bit Dingdelled me, surley in order for you to re use the pot after eating the pot noodle you would have to wash it prior to it's next use.

ffs, I thought it was 2 questions. had a corker lined up for no. 2 as well

mopped up the sauce with bread obv. no need to wash

ahhh right i see now.

King size pot noodle pot is perfect size for a pack of angel delight to fill after consuming noodles and cleaning.
Not done for a while though. Pot sizes may have changed.

if i was at my sisters i would try and find money for a takeaway. she is too ill to stop u too .

behind and underneath the sofa are i think the most popular places with me.

Ok here goes for my one question mr Bolt......Am I destined to die a lonely useless loser who serves no useful purpose in life?

Mr. Bolt.

I wish to use two stacks of empty pot noodle cartons as a DVD rack because the distance between their rims is the right width to fit two discs quite snugly.

I've washed them and stuff, but how do I make sure the towers don't fall over?

Tank you mentioned this some time ago, i did research - I have a solution lets see if the great man gets the same answer.

My Question - will I ever look you in the eye, Mr Bolt?

Caught recycling my patter... sigh.

I must really want to save the planet yo!

good idea
will someone please ask bolt where my sister keeps her money? I wasted my question already

Mystic Bolt,

could you please reveal where Gatso's sister keeps her money.

Many thanks.

erm.........well...........let me see,,,,,,,,,the thing is yeah.......erm, look the most impotant thing is you've got a blinding pair of shoes at the moment,they look really good on you and fit perfectly and i think that's what you should be focusing on right now, your shoes! ::)

why did you waste your time washing them, you'll pull some georgous fit bird and bring her back to your gaff who will undoubtably enquire as to why you are using disposable snack cartons as house hold furniture, when you continue that it's a quircky eccentricity and you are infact a superrunhotlagtardpushbotdonk millionaire she'll look at you strangly edging closer to the door and go ahome to post pictures of you all over her facebook protesting what a nutter you are at which point you'll smash the shit out of your home made monstrosaty.

netherless the answe you seek is that you switch to baked bean cans

you've seen into my soul and that i have the heart of a drum n bass soldier, there can be no greater communication between old skool junglist warriors

however the more practical answer is yes, wait till next months crimewatch i'm assured after several near missis i'll finnally make their top 10 "have you seen these people board"!!

this is indeed a question to which i know the answer however if i were to divulge the method by which i came about this information gatso in a fit of rage may spam the shit out of my pm box with threatening expletives and even worse a multitude of Charlton fc paraphernalia

1 question and 1 question only to the Boltster.....

When will you get your blonde T shirt?

On a personal level i'm happy to say i happen to know the answer to this as being yes.

It will come on the day when the moon is full, the planets are aligned for universal harmony and Ironside wins a W.S.O.P bracelet.

just checked and there wont be a full moon when the WSOP is played unless they change dates for it

,is this on the cards????

you had your ONE question  ::) ;D

LOl dammit

can i ask a question bolt?

 ;noflopshomer;

 ;surrender; rotflmfao

Bolt, this is brilliant.  Will Leeds United get promoted this year?

question for Bolty


will you be attending DTD in December  *












*all answers are legally binding

I'm not sure what system they have in place in  league one but it appears that leeds have to play Northampton 8000 times this season, now you would think that would give them a numerical edge over the compitition yet having worked out their probable final tally based on recent results against said team leeds will be lucky if they get enough points to stay up.

[ ] yes :(

BTW

Why can we only ask 1 question?

oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh, you nearly got me!!!!!  :D

Bolt, how do explain to friends and family that 'poker' pays the bills and thats what 'you do'?

Will i be rich ?

I would like an essay style response though at least 1000 words thanks I will allow you to ask me one question in order to aid you in this task

LOL @ bolt paying bills.

what does the pp stand for in your name?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL,Theres about 3-4 people on the forum that know why this question will tilt my brain and soul harder than any other question you couldve chosen to ask at any other time but i decreed at the start you all get but one question so lets pretend it's two weeks ago.................

Firstly it's apparent to me that i'm an absolutely crap poker teacher, i find it eminently difficult to articulate to others(i sometimes think its just that my friends are thick ::)) general concepts that a professional poker pro would know as standard and even harder to expound upon the specifics of individual hands ive played in the presence of friends, i now just dont bother.

A lot of my friends can play to different standards but 90% of whom are crap, i have 1 Friend in particular who has good raw instincts but fails with the theory side, even after a couple of years playing recreational poker he makes the most basic of mistakes(especially in online multis) of underbetting pots and inviting multiway action pre with premiums, that being said i remember we were playing £0.50p/1 on a sunday afternoon for fun and he raises mid with with KQ, i call in sb with 89 and we see a flop........89k this is a player thats never read a book and has limited poker theory comprehension, i c/r he's c- bet of £5 to £16 which he flats(leaves him about £45 behind and im deep) turn comes a j, i dwell up and set him in, he goes into the tank and folds kq up, now as much as i explain to him the mathematics of pot odds, the idea of EV and things like fold equity it just doesn't seem to register with him and online he's a losing player so i feel that my abilities as a teacher arnt great and therefore find it difficult to expound upon the fundamental philosophy behind being a fulltime pro to novices who really havnt got a clue if i cant refine the raw skills of someone who's live game a flop play is pretty sound but doesn't translate into +EV online game.

errrrmmmm, i suppose the short answer to that question really is, i just dont bother trying anymore :dontask:

fuck all that, you are rich in heart my brother!!!! ::)

Good answer - 3 gold stars

(I've always wanted to say that to sound like The Crow)

Can you rephrase that in the form of a question please?

My question is .....

If you had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend it ?

Good answer,being rich would actually be ridic boring imo as what troubles would you ever have it would be too easy but i have been thinking what to ask and could never think of out good lol so i'm now free of that burden  ;)

Is it just me that has 24 hours to live or the whole world? as the first thing that came to mind was smash the fuck out of about 10 people i can think of knowing i wouldnt get nicked but if the world is coming to an end and we're all going to die seems kind of pointless as theyre about to die as well anyway, however if it's just me thats kicking it then id spend the remaining 24 hours having tear-ups, getting some ;), and then spending my last hours crying in sheer terror with my family at the thought of my impending death.

wow, that post was a downer, happy question next pls ::)

right.  my question mr bolt

how do you roll the perfect spliff?

you had your question son /:-|

FML Now i actually have a question I want to ask,why do you keep yourself as hidden when you are online just out of interest ??

havnt.  its two weeks ago.

FFS!!!!!! done me on a technicality ::)

*disclaimer, the answer to this question is known to me as i'm the all knowing bolt and have no first hand experience in such nefarious matters* ;D

the great bolt has decided that the question is not worthy of riposte as he is sure the one that seeks the answer is already in possession of the true answer!!!!!!

Mr Bolt a winning five teamer for saturday please.

I wouldn't wanna be you when he reads that. bolty hates having to explain the difference between a request and a question

ive got a question
Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp bomp ?

and perhaps more importantly...

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong ?

was it Boldie?

Do you feel that premium lager is worth the extra money or whether it's just a false economy to drink a stronger drink?

thats 2 questions ... instaban imo.

millwall
peterborough
ipswich
colchester
villa

you stick to your job and i'll do mine ty!!!!!!!

(you're right though, 2 questions, no deal)

which is more important laz?

is this a sure thing?

lol, sorry pal, didnt mean to blank you, the all seeing bolt didnt quite see all ::)( wait till you hear the lame answer coming as well) ;D

The all seeing and knowing bolt had had quite a few the night he joined blonde and hasnt got a scooby what the "PP" stands for :D

Must have been atmospheric disturbances when the prediction was made.

fully agree Bolt