a question for Bolt

[Nakor]

Mr. Bolt.

I wish to use two stacks of empty pot noodle cartons as a DVD rack because the distance between their rims is the right width to fit two discs quite snugly.

I've washed them and stuff, but how do I make sure the towers don't fall over?

Tank you mentioned this some time ago, i did research - I have a solution lets see if the great man gets the same answer.

My Question - will I ever look you in the eye, Mr Bolt?

[thetank]

Caught recycling my patter... sigh.

I must really want to save the planet yo!

[gatso]

if i was at my sisters i would try and find money for a takeaway. she is too ill to stop u too .

behind and underneath the sofa are i think the most popular places with me.

good idea
will someone please ask bolt where my sister keeps her money? I wasted my question already

[Claw75]

Mystic Bolt,

could you please reveal where Gatso's sister keeps her money.

Many thanks.

[bolt pp]

Ok here goes for my one question mr Bolt......Am I destined to die a lonely useless loser who serves no useful purpose in life?

erm.........well...........let me see,,,,,,,,,the thing is yeah.......erm, look the most impotant thing is you've got a blinding pair of shoes at the moment,they look really good on you and fit perfectly and i think that's what you should be focusing on right now, your shoes!

[bolt pp]

Mr. Bolt.

I wish to use two stacks of empty pot noodle cartons as a DVD rack because the distance between their rims is the right width to fit two discs quite snugly.

I've washed them and stuff, but how do I make sure the towers don't fall over?

why did you waste your time washing them, you'll pull some georgous fit bird and bring her back to your gaff who will undoubtably enquire as to why you are using disposable snack cartons as house hold furniture, when you continue that it's a quircky eccentricity and you are infact a superrunhotlagtardpushbotdonk millionaire she'll look at you strangly edging closer to the door and go ahome to post pictures of you all over her facebook protesting what a nutter you are at which point you'll smash the shit out of your home made monstrosaty.

netherless the answe you seek is that you switch to baked bean cans

[bolt pp]

Mr. Bolt.

I wish to use two stacks of empty pot noodle cartons as a DVD rack because the distance between their rims is the right width to fit two discs quite snugly.

I've washed them and stuff, but how do I make sure the towers don't fall over?

Tank you mentioned this some time ago, i did research - I have a solution lets see if the great man gets the same answer.

My Question - will I ever look you in the eye, Mr Bolt?

you've seen into my soul and that i have the heart of a drum n bass soldier, there can be no greater communication between old skool junglist warriors

however the more practical answer is yes, wait till next months crimewatch i'm assured after several near missis i'll finnally make their top 10 "have you seen these people board"!!

[bolt pp]

Mystic Bolt,

could you please reveal where Gatso's sister keeps her money.

Many thanks.

this is indeed a question to which i know the answer however if i were to divulge the method by which i came about this information gatso in a fit of rage may spam the shit out of my pm box with threatening expletives and even worse a multitude of Charlton fc paraphernalia

[cia260895]

1 question and 1 question only to the Boltster.....

When will you get your blonde T shirt?

[bolt pp]

1 question and 1 question only to the Boltster.....

When will you get your blonde T shirt?

On a personal level i'm happy to say i happen to know the answer to this as being yes.

It will come on the day when the moon is full, the planets are aligned for universal harmony and Ironside wins a W.S.O.P bracelet.

[cia260895]

1 question and 1 question only to the Boltster.....

When will you get your blonde T shirt?

On a personal level i'm happy to say i happen to know the answer to this as being yes.

It will come on the day when the moon is full, the planets are aligned for universal harmony and Ironside wins a W.S.O.P bracelet.

just checked and there wont be a full moon when the WSOP is played unless they change dates for it

,is this on the cards?

[bolt pp]

1 question and 1 question only to the Boltster.....

When will you get your blonde T shirt?

On a personal level i'm happy to say i happen to know the answer to this as being yes.

It will come on the day when the moon is full, the planets are aligned for universal harmony and Ironside wins a W.S.O.P bracelet.

just checked and there wont be a full moon when the WSOP is played unless they change dates for it

,is this on the cards?

you had your ONE question 

[cia260895]

LOl dammit

[paulhouk03]

can i ask a question bolt?

[Claw75]

can i ask a question bolt?