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What do you think this young man (white-suit man) does for a living?

A clue per day, until you get it.

Guess away.

PS - 2 blondes know the answer - keep schtum please.

With that horrible white suit he has to be a fashion designer or something

Is that a blackjack table in the background? If so, I reckon he does fun casinos and is doing a dodgy James Bond night?

He is a hand model.

High class male escort.

International man of mystery?

Or bodyguard/security?

Frog from Space

All-round critic of rosbif culture

Oil Rig Welder?

Works in a beauty salon.

Butcher

The man from milk tray on a day off???

Paper Bag Security Guard?

Is he Flushy's stylist?

Shoplifter, he's about to dip them bags behind him

Hitman... Or a car mechanic/coalminer

Snooker player?

It's such a disconcerting photo, theres a picture of a bloke who looks like tikay if he had decided to become the deputy head master of a scondry school in bromley.


Then theres the guy in the backround who's talking to a girl thats facing him and a girl that's got her back to him, now she'd got an arse that deserves a "rate my arse thread" of it's own and she's literally sticking it in his face and seen as how it's a real trendy gaff and the birds are all fit i'm guessing the bird to whom he's talking has got a bit of a chest on her yet despite these two distractions he appears to be maintaining eye contact with her, like he actually cares what she's banging on about(shopping or some shit i'm guessing)

The theres our man Bob(i'm calling him bob) clearly tarmacs drives for a living but when he got called out to do the estimate he knew what kind of a gaff it was and didnt want to come round with his arse hanging out of his jeans(not untill he's got a bit of the deposit money in his hand anyhow) look in the mans eyes and tell me you cant see him saying "ive got some gear left over from another job, i'll do you it cheap"!!

brickkie/builder

An eclectic range of answers if ever I saw one.

I had to look twice at one reply, I thoiught it was the answer, but it was a trick of the eye.

Dawn - DISQUALIFIED. I asked what his job was, not where he worked. Pay attention.

First clue will be this afternoon.

Thank you for the answers - you well got the idea.

well the venue is the Colonic clinic Milton Keynes

this may or may not be relevant to the answer.

he is wearing gloves indoors and glasses ... is he a serial masturbater ?

Sighhhhhhhh....call him a HAIRDRESSER then.

you wear gloves to do it????

Aha - one of Dingdell's army of sex slaves obv.

Fireman?  Policeman?  Plumber?

Just judging from the posters on the wall, I'm thinking this is an Optician Convention - so I go with Optician.....  allbeit one with OCD.

The Invisible Man on his day off ?

bookmaker

Pimp.

Sprays perfume on people (it's a job)

How many does there have to be to constitute an army?

2

Ok - Andrew wins then  ;D

mime

Lip tattooist

gigolo

Professional "spot the photographer"

Mime, I said it first.

He could also be the head of the website, Rate my poo.

Wheel Tapper!

that's what I thought too

Some wonderful answers, I've lol'd all day, thank you.

There are, unsurprisingly, NO correct answers so far, though one answer was in exactly the right area.

So, a clue.

Well, as Tighty seemed to know, the location was what he described as "Ding's Colonic Clinic, in Milton Keynes".

In fact, it's more of a "well-being" Clinic, an assemblage of individual health & beauty clinics, all offering different services, products, or processes, designed to make folks feel & look better. A truly scary place, & if Ding grants me permission to Upload, I have some interesting 'photos of what goes on there. No Colonic pics, you'll be delighted to hear. And see.

The occasion was a sort of "Open Day", with champers & sweetmeats, attended by a whole gathering of "beautiful people" who are evidently into that sort of thing.

Our be-gloved man was a guest, & it could be said he works in "the industry" - health & beauty, shall we say, more "beauty" than health in his case.

A most odd job, one I've never heard of before.

does he administer botox injections?

Expert Beauty Colour Coordinator

with a white suit and black gloves? I think not ;D

he has gloves on? so some form of hand worker?

Eyelash tinter.

fluffer

Not referring to clothing, but make-up and hair coordinator

Is he a professional exfoliator - the gloves are to cover up his hands which, due to a birth defect, are made entirely of a type of sandpaper.

He's one of those people (and this is a job i've heard it before) that get nipples errect for photo shoots. They use tiny electric current or something hence the gloves.

Surely?

pretty much stealing gatso's guess imo

like 100% stealing my guess imo. theft ban please

He empties the waste that Ding gets out of her customers.

Thank ****, I thought it was just me.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2269/1802388712_560229d6d4.jpg)

Professional Artificial Eyelash Applicator.

A bit higher, eyebrow drawer inner/tattooist

Doh, of course, they all wear gloves....

I'm thinking the gloves are a red herring, you don't go to a party in your work gear, I'll bet ding didn't even have a hosepipe with her

Navel piercer? ;)

lol, tone well and truly lowered maureen

[X] Wasn't aware they had a name for it
[ ] Gutted i didn't know
[ ] Will claim victory if this guess is correct

wig maker

Does he spray perfume on to people before they have plastic surgery so they smell good for the surgeon.

bikini waxer

online poker pro?

I bet he tattoo's eyeliner onto eyelids

He was the artist who drew the advertising pictures on the wall

Hes the after picture in an Ariel Bio  advert

Hes a spit end detector

he has bad dandruff, the white suit hides the bits

he's a shit sifter!!!!

looks through all your crap(lilterally) to tell you where your going wrong in your diet????

Crap analyst?

Post any pics you like Mr Kendall

(http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38668.0;attach=23633;image)


I take it the local plods haven't found your burglars yet?

 ;D ;applause;

Excellent!

is he a trichologist?

If Tracey is an irrigationist, then I reckon this fella is a liposuctionist.

surely he's a professional mime artist?

I don't know why no one else hasn't thought of that.

must be my sick n twisted thoughts when I get up before midday :s

IT IS A REAL WORD!!!!  ;grr;

Game over ... I have the answer


He is a Vagina impersonator.


That will explain why he is dressed like a _____ :)

Is he a mime artist?

Here ya go Tony

YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VKFtRedJxTw

He's a Gok Wan who never made it

 rotflmfao

Must remember that during the next 'and what do you do?' interrogation at weddings and funerals.

Does his job involve handling glass?

apparently he sometimes pretends to be in a glass box

Does he mime for a living?

He makes wigs for bald minges. (Has to be right, it expains the gloves and everything)

He's a merkin maker?

Oooooh......but no.

And someone will have to explain to Tikay what one of those is please.

Is he a hairdressing instructor?

You have more chance of guessing Rumplestinstkins name than guessing what this guy does.

In the absence of Tikay I will give another clue.

What he does for a job he is doing in the photo.

Mime artist?

OK - wine taster.

Is his name actually Rumpelstiltskin? Or Rumplestinstkin or a credit crunch inspired Rumpelskintskin?

Your public wants to know

He is a model of some sort I assume? A Mannequin?

Is he a spectacles model?

Or possibly a mime artist?

The OED "b" definition says a merkin is a "counterfeit hair for women's privy parts," and another dictionary calls it a "pubic hair wig."

I've heard of niche markets, but this is ridiculous.

;applause;

He is a Man Ho!!!!

Isn't that a chinese restaurant on the Dunstable road in Luton? Very good if I remember right.

I for one have had enough. I want to know and I want to know now.

Exits in a huff, stage left   ;marks;

Bodyguard?

It's not my game - I'm not allowed to tell.

Tikay

lol sorry gangsta speak for man whore!!!!

fa shizl yo

Party planner.

(..or mime artist)

He's an Escort.

Or a Mondeo.

Runs a focus group?




is he a deportment model? I am convinced he is modelling something


clothes? deportment? hair? gloves? shoes?

Blimy! That was quick, he's here.

(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-18833560.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B3CD71CEA-A9C9-4566-B9D7-30B1D2ACAE71%7D)

Is he the ying to a snooker referee's yang?

 ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;

either a boxer or a mime imo

Apart from a mime, anyone know what he is?

don't think anyone has guessed yet

Sorry - I'm whooshed - can anyone explain it please? Tnx  :)

He looks like the negative of a photo of a snooker referee.

in particular, Len Ganley.

Is he a professional ligger?

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/MIME.jpg)

The guy on the first page looks NOTHING like the guy above.  Mime me eye.  Pfffffffffffffft

try again Tighty - just googled him - Len Ganley was a snooker ref not football.  ;nana;

"He looks like the negative of a photo of a snooker referee."


Is he even related to Len Ganley?

Getting nothing past you Trace.   rotflmfao

Oh F*&K, massive misread. My bad. I've had sugar today...

;tightend;

Welcome to Tracy Dell's Home for the Terminally Bewildered

Is he one of those guys who get paid to go to parties such as Tracey's?

You've made me day Trace...cheers!   rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

I'm off to Morrisons.  ;marks;

Ahhhhhh nooooooooooooooo!  Don't go...pleeeeeeeeease!

Is that the mime artist's name?

Tikay put us out of our misery

FYP

Please.

Enough.

Oh my goodness....

This thread reminds me of something one of my exs used to say. The journey is much better than arriving. She was referring to car journeys, of course, or I assume she was.

Thanks go to Laxie, who I rung this morning, to help me locate that "Father of the Bride" clip. The clip she put up of "Fronk" EXACTLY reminds me of the deportment & demeanor of our man. 

"You need a wodding cak".

Kev's reply was wicked, as was the ying & yang, but I've learned something. Len Ganley did not referee Football. There's a thing.

Earlier, gatso, I think, mentioned a "fluffer".

In Racehorse Breeding, they used to refer to a mare used to "excite" (but not mate with) a Sire, prior to the Sire covering a broodmare, as a "fluffer". As fml jobs go, that's some fml job.

And how does Andrew know about "merkins"?

And Red's "niche market"......just lol.

Top Form, from everyone.

Thank you. Thread delivered.

Thanks to that call, I've spent the rest of my day trying to figure out who the heck Serge is!  A person can't make up a name like that.  Franck, Serge...sigh.  Once we discover this lad's profession, there will be a new hunt to find Serge.

Is he a lumberjack?

Party planner or  Priest, can't make my mind up. :-)

Is he a Chartered Actuary?

YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

Does he make sausage dogs out of long balloons at parties?

Is he a pedestrian crossing visibility tester?

Is he a funambulist? 

That's a proper '~ist' Tracey.

Is he a human coaster?

Now that's just silly, & will whoosh Ding.

Actuaries dress like Accountants. All very logical, straight-laced, no flair, & no humour.

Maybe he's just a keen follower of the film industry.

I think that's where most merkin makers get their business from.

Is he a body stunt-double for John Candy?

Would you like a few more pics from the "occasion", to help you get the flavour of what sort of peeps were there, perhaps give you some ideas? I have permission to upload. A rare event these days, if I may make so bold.

Is it Peter Andre?

You know it has to be done.  

You could just tell us.

Please.


Do not kill your golden goose.

Is he a golden goose?

He's got a big beak to be sure.

Nope, not yet.

You have to guess. It's so easy, once you know. I've never heard of such a profession. Several of you were in the right area, even partly right.

Think of it - the Thread, not the question - as foreplay. (someone might have to explain that to Kev).

I'll be quick then.

A wig model?

Drug dealer?

Double-glazing salesman?

Gigolo?

Drain cleaner?

Fisherman?

Mime artist?

Is it Bolt?

Mystery 721?

JoeStrummer?

A mime artist?

Looks just like my hair dresser.  Not getting the gloves thing though.  Unless he's a hand model and needs to protect them.

Unemployed?

serious question

is he anything to do with Celebrity Scissorhands? that thing Dingdell was involved with on bbc3?

If so, is he a hair dyer? hence the gloves?

is he an arctic warrior?

No. And no.

Is he an epilatorist?


Or mime artist?

I'm sure he has something to do with perfume,is he ??

Not a clue as such, but indicative of those attending.

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swingers party imo.

Smile ducky!

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So he washes eyeballs for a living ?

lol that last picture reminds me of my ex's father-he had a glass eye and used to take it out, put it in yer pint when you weren't looking and ask you to keep an eye on his pint while he went to the toilet!!!!

It did not take long.

Now the other eye.

Obv from new pics he is a drag queens pimp

You can see more here.

how does this sort of stuff survive the recession?

I thought the picture of her eye was better on the 1st one

This was the standard mode of arrival.

Ding said "come & look at this yellow Citroen".

Coz they are still crazy woman with shit loadsa cash

This, Rich, is a world apart, a world totally immune from reality, a whole world within a world. Just like poker really, but different.  What credit crunch?

it's got something to do with the dead cowboy hasn't it? he does corpse make up

Dingdell?

or the clinic?

He was just fine when he arrived.

Ah well, who's next?

I was offered this treatment, but like any good journo, made my excuse & departed post haste.

The towel 'lines' say he doesn't seem to mind being there.

.

dont tell me he is a shit washer upper

.

For a small sum of money - less than £200 I believe - this lady will input your hand vibes into her sophisticated software programme, & it compares your electrical resistance to 15 zillion "normal" people, & it can tell you anything & everything about your bodily health. For instance, if you've got a broken leg, or have cut yourself shaving. It works on men, too.

Were people actually paying as they went that night or was it sort of a comp gig?

PS  Asked my kids to have a guess and they chose the following

16 year old said, "Day time burglar" - he'd be wearing a black suit if he were a night time burglar. 
13 year old said, "Hannibal" - he looks a bit freaky.
11 year old said, "Hairdresser" - it's obvious mom.

Oh no, it was an "Open Day", & was free to enter, though I expect one had to pay for specific "treatments".

Did you know you could have eyebrow extensions, in the manner of hair extensions? You lay down, & a woman grafts on individual eyebrow extensions, one hair at a time? You can have one eye done at a certain price, but it works out cheaper to have both done. People actually think eyebrows are visully important! I was with a young lady for 7 years, (going back a while now) & never even knew what colour her eyes were! Mind you, she dumped me when she realised that. She had the most splendidly constructed breast formation though, which I had noticed, but she never took that into consideration when I used it in mitigation.

The man laying on the bed was having his face stretched. It removes wrinkles & ageing, & everyone who appears on TV has it done, so I'm told. Not everyone, be assured, my face is as Nature intended, with a possible built-in misread.

Rumour has it that Carol Vordemann had this face-stretching treatment so often that you could pitch a tent in either nostril, though I suspect there's some embellishment in that.

It was the most fascinating exercise in people-watching. It's easy to mock & sneer & be cynical, but imagine how they view people who effectively set fire to pound notes, as poker players routinely do.

Each to their own, eh?

Now, shall I have my eyebrows lengthened?

You sure you're not getting eyebrows and eye lashes mixed up?

Plastic surgeon/laser hair removal type of bloke.

Does he show people how to pose for a picture?

Yes he is....sigh.....and I explained it to him more than once....

I have to say though he did very well bearing in mind Tikay was completely out of his comfort zone at this event! Although when he thought we had killed a client and we were laying him out, when in fact he was just having a facial it was a tad embarrasing....but I guess it was just payback for my Blonde posts!

::) women, eh!?

Did i imagine it or did someone have a go a Carol Vordy in this thread - that's fighting talk that is  ;grr;

Actor

Is he paid to make the place look busy?  Like a party extra?

Ooooooooh, I like your answer.  Thinking outside the box, that is.

Blatantly an extension of my answer imo  ::)

Yours was just basic, but his was creative.  Even more impressive is the fact that it's a genuine profession.  And that he knew about it.

I don't know of any party extra's that would turn down a gig on The Bill if it was offered to them. They're all just struglling actors innit.

In New York, I knew people who made a living just being invited to parties and night clubs.  They weren't actors.  Just fun people who helped fill a room...and got paid for being there.   

Blatant I've been to New York parties brag post

do they also have "interesting" people paid to attend parties just to help clear the room at the end of the night?  

lol, now that sounds like a gig a few people here could do.

We'll all have a fry-up, then head on into the party farting and talking about bad beats.

Yes.  They're called 'bouncers'.   rotflmfao

Knew that was coming sigh.............   

I thought it would be easier for club owners to employ an eccentric character who is skilled in clearing rooms  to appear at the end of the night and ask questions about sausages save having to throw people out

rotflmfao

Only a good few hours too late, but good answer :)

I take it all back then, I stole sharplea's answer.

I sometimes get asked to sing karaoke at the end of the night after last orders - they don't pay me though.

Theres a guy in our local we allways ask to sing too.I do hope they ask you for the other reason!

does he work in a cornershop?

palin for prez

BAN PLZ!!!!!

saying palin for prez is SO wrong!!!!!!

Is he a sausage tester and taster, or does he just stick cocktail sticks in people who think they are sausages

he has definitely tasted a few sausages in his time IMO.

;surrender; rotflmfao

mime?

Can't believe nobody thought of that before.

So am I right then?

Dandruff checker?

No, but it was an original answer.

was sat with Tracey at Luton last night.  I asked her what the guy did.  'he's a mime' she said.  'really!?!?!' I said.  'No' she said.  She wouldn't tell me coz she didn't want to spoil Tikay's game :(

It seems to have gone quiet on this thread, so i will bump it and also add a selection

Does he per chance work in a fresh food factory and has the honour of taking the green things off tomatoes ? A takegreenthingsofftomatoesist is the proper title i think

Is he a living government infomercial - reminding people never to wear white suits?

Reckon Tikay needs to give us another clue.  He promised us one ages ago and we're surely owed it by now.

OK, I'll try & think of another clue.

Does he mess with your mind,

No, but people mess with his body, in a manner of speaking.

Why do I get the feeling this is about to go to a whole new level of low?   rotflmfao

Is he an enforcer for a private security firm in South Africa?

gigalo

pubic hair model

Accidentally, I assume, but amazingly close.

He works in Leeds, or somewhere equally dreadful.

chest hair model

top of head hair model

leg hair model

sack, back and crack hair model

does he wear a silver suit like leknave's but with his face painted silver and stand really still on the street waiting for children to put a few pence in the little box by his feet at which point he dances like a robot for 10 seconds before settling into a new position to await the next payment?

waxer

Has anyone said eyebrow or eyeball model?

When you say   amazingly close. Do you mean tighty was close or his job is amazingly close to pubic hair. Hence the gloves?

So close, I may have to give it to Tighty.

It's not EXACTLY right, mind. 

Tighty actually guessed it about 10 pages ago Tikay......

I don't think so. Show me.

yup, I said hair model on friday.

busy line of work hair modelling?

I never said it WAS a Hair Model - I said it was close.

It's NOT a Hair Model.

Can someone please get Tikay his medication? Thanks.

close to a hair model...hmmmmm

hair products model? like mousses, hairsprays and stuff?

Everyone look away, or close their eyes, please, while I debate this with Miss Dell.

What??  ;frustrated;

Trace, you told me he was a Hairdresser's Model, & I sort of imagined him coming home for tea, & his Mum saying "had a good day, Dear?",  & he'd reply, "ooh no, it was thschocking, I had to have my hair done thseven times, I'm exhausted".

No?

 rotflmfao  Eyes closed.  Honest.   rotflmfao

Thread delivers

PS  You got his profession named by the woman who bought toys for a non-existent charity?  GG

fyp

Hair model/hairdressers model is the same thing. He models the haircut that he has been given. This guy had travelled from Leeds with the hairdresser just to stand around and model the hair cut and be seen at the party. Imo wasted journey!

he may have come on a motorbike.

so what's with the gloves?

After the reveal, I would like to claim the prize ... my guess was spot on !!

He's miming being a hair model.

Hair model/hairdressers model is the same thing

No it's not. One is a sort of test head, for Hairdressers, the other is a Fashion/Hair Model.

I think.

Deffo gets a nomination for best answer.

Oh god.....

I'm gonna guess mime

Surely there can't be much work being a haircut model, unless you let your hair grow long and then carefully schedule jobs modelling haircuts which are only slightly shorter than the one before.

Do they charge more for modelling short haircuts, on the basis it'll put them out of work for a while?

His hands are cold

I would have asked him but I swear he didn't speak the entire time he was there. He just kept walking from one ide of the room to the other, posing as if on a catwalk and then walking away again having displayed his haircut from all sides. One of the most bizarre things I have ever seen.

EXACTLY my line of thought Andrew.

I'm also thinking that Mr Gloves would say, "hmm, I had my haircut today, so that'll be, what, 6 weeks before my next job" sorta thing.

And I bet he does not just have it cut, he must have a cut & blow, surely.

Fascinating, to see how peeps earn a living in different ways.

wher do the poor kids come into it then?

after 18 pages some poor kids better get some toys or some shit

On that we agree. One of the oddest individuals I've ever met.

Worth going just to meet him!

Hard to imagine him on the terraces at Elland Road.

I am fascinated really, as presumably he can have his hair styled a number of ways and earn a fee each time?

but its a bit of a career limiter to have a number one cut as that means no work for two months til it grows?

Someone mentioned his bins (spectacles).

"These cost £6,000. I had to throw away my previous pair - they cost £4,000 - because I lost 2lbs in weight, & it altered the shape of my face".

Yes.......

Obviously not, being a mime artist and everything.

A career and a world I've never seen before, or even imagine existed.

Extraordinary.

Ah well, that's that, end of thread.

Our thanks go to the thread starter, Dewi.

FFS, just rob him then?!!!!!

my mate dave wouldve give you £50 and 4 playstation games for them!!!

 ::) DOH!

A last, lingering, look.

this pictures misleading, it's bollox,

why isnt he sitting down?

what chance have we got if he isnt sitting down?

Can't believe you never enquired about the gloves.  Especially as you know so much about the glasses.

I'm shy.

And I did not want to ask the question he was clearly dying to be asked.

But I've been google Imaging, "Male Hair Model", & it seems maybe he's not so odd after all.

.

Now you've got me googling.  Sigh.

So that's what Americans call it.

Is he a mime artist?

I was searching out better images on google.  And struggled to find any.

fml, was that it?  a hair model? 

sigh

You can walk down the high street and see hair models wanted in a lot of hairdressers.

Think he should stick to mime.

NO! He was a hairdressers model.