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Very nearly,,..,..,.,...,,, forgot!.,.,.,.., this one.   ::)  Luckily I had a reminder.,.,.,.,,,,.,,. or 5.,.,,,,.,. yesterday.  rotflmfao 

Enjoy,..,.,.,,,,,your day!!,,.,.!,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,!!!

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im 40 at last.,.,.,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,.,.,.,
tea and toast in bed..,.,.,balloons on the railings.,.,and banners outside.,.,.card off the dog.,.,.,
still waiting for the bj.,.,.,.,.,

got loadsa people coming around for lunch etc.,.,.,cant wait.,.,.,rather the long bj though lol.,

had to cut off quick as mel was going to read it.,.,.,will update you with the bj.,.,she just grabbed it.,.,for 3 sec's .,.,it's a start.,.,.,

Pretty sure we can do without the blow by blow descriptions there. 

,,,,,happy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,birthday,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fella,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
have,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,good.,.,.,.,.one......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Happy Birthday James xx

if he wants to share it with us i think we shouldnt hold him back it his his birthday after all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

people starting to arrive fuck me we told them 1pm its 12.10 now.,.,.,.,i must be popular lol.,.,
she touched it again just now.,.,but i think it was an accident,.,as there was 6 people in the kitchen.,.,.,i think she touched it anyway lol.,.,.,tbc

Have a good one chief.  :birthday:

Penblwydd hapus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :)up

Happy Birthday :)

You DEFINITELY don't live in Cyprus if people are coming around earlier than invited! Normally its minimum 1 hour late.

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Happy Birthday young un! :birthday: :birthday: :birthday:

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Have a great day Sofa.

Geo

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quick update.,.,.,shes just told me she thinks she got a coldsore.,.,,..,ffs.,.,.,.,i dont care...,.,


also i remember my 18th party,.,lap dancers.,.,jack the rippers.,.,..brasses.,.,.,

fuk my life now my 40th.,.,.,they are all old git's.,.,.,zimmer frames etc.,..,.

few pressies.,.,
zipo lighter.,.,really dear one .,.,but i dont like them lol.,.

aftershave/bodywash.,.,sculpture.,.,

new wet suit and all the gear.,.,wtf im going back to uk.,.,oh and a new spear gun.,.,i got one.,.,i will look like billy the kid underwater now.,.,.,

2 lacoste t-shirts dont fit.,.,fuk my size.,.,

fags,bottles of vodka.,.,.,.,etc ftw wd gg wp.,.,.,

where me washboard,.,.,.,sorry blow job.,.,


somone got me a bottle of champagne and havent stopped going on about its the best etc..,.,taste shite.,.,get the name later.,..,

so all in all.,.,.,having a wonderfull day  x.,.x.,x.,.x,.,x.,xthnx all.,.,.,x.,x.,x.,.,x.

best birthday thread ever!!!

Have a good day.

You going for a swim later Sofa?

you know what the cheeky bastrds just said.,.,,..,.,.,
lets give the bumps.,.,.,.,someone shouts out fuk that.look at the size of him.,.,.,,.,.,
then my cousin shouts out lets give them to him in the pool he will be lighter.,.,.,.,.,.
i wish theyd all fuk off now its getting dragged out a bot.,.,lol.,i wanna watch american idol in 40 min.,.,
4 couples to get rid off.,.,.,.,.,im starting to hid the new bottles of wine.,.,.,.,

that champagne is called.,.,.,canard duchene.,.,someone google it i havent got time,.,.,tell me how cheap it is to shut him up lol.,.,.,here he is schit..,

Come home.

That's all.

PS - Why are plump peeps are always so cheerful? What's the secret?

half a couple to go..
 idols on big raoring fire.,.all ready for the off.,.,.,.,
,her husband had to go to meet someone for a quick business drink blahblah.,.,he been gone for 3 hours.,.,.,

best part mel is winding me up now .,.,giving me the blow job look .,.,.,
doing the tounge sticking in your cheek thing.,.,.,but on the quiet she said .,.,im on for it..,.,if .,.the last fecker was gone.,.,fml.,.,.,fuk off .,.,visitors.,..,.,.,.,.,.,fmbj.,.,.,.,.,
pic's to follow.,.,.,

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THEY ARE ALL GONE .,.,JUST NEED TO WAKE MYSELF UP NOW.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

so funny mate.

Geo

We wish you a most excellent birthday Squire.

All the best,

Bainn & Harmony.

:-)


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Have a good un

the aftermath.,.,.,.,god i was good.,.,.,.,mel wasnt too bad...,.,either.,,.

sober now..,.i even lol reading this back.,.,.,thismorning.,.,.,

had a great time,.,.,now im 40 years and one day old now..,,mel's getting all my lucky clothes ready for poker tourney up north.,,..,

was going to go today but have had to put it off till sat morning as.,.,all of a sudden yesterday.,.,got to show 2 people 2 trucks i have for sale and a guy driving 150 miles to buy my jet-ski..,.,more money for punting???



once again thnx to all well wishers..,.,i think ive decided.,.,
LIFE BEGINS AT 40.,.,.,.,.,

you're a youngun still!!

life begins at 50 obv!!!!!

just a quick update of my birthday weekend.,.,.,.,
as for this weekend,.,.,i was chipleader all the way till i got busted,.,.
few quick key hands and counts.,.,.
started with $5,000 chips.,,.,got it up n down a few times.,.,playing any 2 cards.,.,
i was in for
$750 re-buys.,.,then i got my break.,.,

upto.,,.$40k then got my double add-on for $500.,.$10k chip.,.,nice.,.,

first break i had massive $60k   was cl
second break $138k was cl
3rd break $91k still cl
dinner break $106k still cl ffs,..,.,

then it went tits up.,.,.,lol,.,.,i made a call with 9h Th        flop  Qh 3h 2h    yahoo,,,turn  Ad   river .,.,.,  Jc
did i win.,.,.,.,/////?? DID I FUK.,.,.,IT WAS THE  Qd  ON THR FLOP NOT HEART.,.,he moved all in for $40k i called obiously,.,thinking i got him.,.,fuk my sunglasses.,.,fukfufkfufkfufkf.,.,

that put me a bit on tilt and made a few bad calls.,.,to go down to $25k blinds now were $3k-$6k
i find   9s Aspades  in the big blind,.,.1 guy raises i decide to push.,.,he has Qh Qd   ,.,the rest is history.,.,.

obviously gutted but out of 200 runners i think i was 18-19th,.,.,.,
after 9 hours of play i was pleased...,.,but gutted about the flush i never had .,lol.,.,.,that would have,., im sure seen me to the final table.,.,.,.,.,.,

Happy 40th Sofa..,,,..,,,,...,,
Blaming the sunglasses,,,lol,..Did you get them off a dodgy bloke selling them from a van?

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Good shout Tractor

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lol..,,,..,very quick.,.,,.,,this brings back memories.,.,fuk the uk weather lol.,.,