Happy Birthday Sofa----King!!,,,,,,!!,,,,,,,

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Happy Birthday young un!

[Geo the Sarge]

 

Have a great day Sofa.

Geo

[Claw75]

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[sofa----king]

quick update.,.,.,shes just told me she thinks she got a coldsore.,.,,..,ffs.,.,.,.,i dont care...,.,


also i remember my 18th party,.,lap dancers.,.,jack the rippers.,.,..brasses.,.,.,

fuk my life now my 40th.,.,.,they are all old git's.,.,.,zimmer frames etc.,..,.

few pressies.,.,
zipo lighter.,.,really dear one .,.,but i dont like them lol.,.

aftershave/bodywash.,.,sculpture.,.,

new wet suit and all the gear.,.,wtf im going back to uk.,.,oh and a new spear gun.,.,i got one.,.,i will look like billy the kid underwater now.,.,.,

2 lacoste t-shirts dont fit.,.,fuk my size.,.,

fags,bottles of vodka.,.,.,.,etc ftw wd gg wp.,.,.,

where me washboard,.,.,.,sorry blow job.,.,


somone got me a bottle of champagne and havent stopped going on about its the best etc..,.,taste shite.,.,get the name later.,..,

so all in all.,.,.,having a wonderfull day  x.,.x.,x.,.x,.,x.,xthnx all.,.,.,x.,x.,x.,.,x.

[celtic]

best birthday thread ever!!!

Have a good day.

[kinboshi]

You going for a swim later Sofa?

[sofa----king]

You going for a swim later Sofa?

you know what the cheeky bastrds just said.,.,,..,.,.,
lets give the bumps.,.,.,.,someone shouts out fuk that.look at the size of him.,.,.,,.,.,
then my cousin shouts out lets give them to him in the pool he will be lighter.,.,.,.,.,.
i wish theyd all fuk off now its getting dragged out a bot.,.,lol.,i wanna watch american idol in 40 min.,.,
4 couples to get rid off.,.,.,.,.,im starting to hid the new bottles of wine.,.,.,.,

that champagne is called.,.,.,canard duchene.,.,someone google it i havent got time,.,.,tell me how cheap it is to shut him up lol.,.,.,here he is schit..,

[tikay]

Come home.

That's all.

PS - Why are plump peeps are always so cheerful? What's the secret?

[sofa----king]

half a couple to go..
 idols on big raoring fire.,.all ready for the off.,.,.,.,
,her husband had to go to meet someone for a quick business drink blahblah.,.,he been gone for 3 hours.,.,.,

best part mel is winding me up now .,.,giving me the blow job look .,.,.,
doing the tounge sticking in your cheek thing.,.,.,but on the quiet she said .,.,im on for it..,.,if .,.the last fecker was gone.,.,fml.,.,.,fuk off .,.,visitors.,..,.,.,.,.,.,fmbj.,.,.,.,.,
pic's to follow.,.,.,

[sofa----king]

 
THEY ARE ALL GONE .,.,JUST NEED TO WAKE MYSELF UP NOW.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

[Geo the Sarge]

best birthday thread ever!!!

so funny mate.

Geo

[Bainn]

We wish you a most excellent birthday Squire.

All the best,

Bainn & Harmony.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Very nearly,,..,..,.,...,,, forgot!.,.,.,.., this one.     Luckily I had a reminder.,.,.,.,,,,.,,. or 5.,.,,,,.,. yesterday.   

Enjoy,..,.,.,,,,,your day!!,,.,.!,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,!!!

 

:-)


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Have a good un

[sofa----king]

the aftermath.,.,.,.,god i was good.,.,.,.,mel wasnt too bad...,.,either.,,.

sober now..,.i even lol reading this back.,.,.,thismorning.,.,.,

had a great time,.,.,now im 40 years and one day old now..,,mel's getting all my lucky clothes ready for poker tourney up north.,,..,

was going to go today but have had to put it off till sat morning as.,.,all of a sudden yesterday.,.,got to show 2 people 2 trucks i have for sale and a guy driving 150 miles to buy my jet-ski..,.,more money for punting???



once again thnx to all well wishers..,.,i think ive decided.,.,
LIFE BEGINS AT 40.,.,.,.,.,

[bolt pp]

you're a youngun still!!

life begins at 50 obv!!!!!