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Looking for Some MTT and 45-man sng staking on full tilt.

Will play anything $24+

50/50 on profit after stakeback.

here is my opr :
http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/fulltiltpoker/thekellster89/poker/results/39F4CA1EA5EF42FD992C3177C8ED1F94.html?t=2

I'd def be interested in a chunk if you whack out a proposal...

to start with.

100 $24+2 torneys = $2600

50 $69+6 torneys = $3750

this should take about 1-2 weeks

$6350

thus

1% @ $63.50

5% @ $317.50.

That's quite a big bankroll to ask for first time round!

I'll come in for 2-3% if others are interested...

Asking for $6350 is never going to work, i don't understand why you have gone for so much.

Some of this roll is going to be recycable, unless you plan on going 0/150.

wtf? ur minted aint you? u won like 40 diiimes a couple weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!

yeah im a bit confused. ur $32k in profit over last 3 months. why u want staking for these?

I am being strtict with bankroll management

And i don't want to spend money on tournaments ideally , as a sunday $1000-$2000 buyins is a big chunk of my weekly profit from cash.

have changed this now to a $500 bankroll, playing $24> only to begin with.

10% is $50.

sold 30%

70% left

I'll take 20%

10% for me please

I'll take 20%...

80% gone.
20% left

I'll take 20% if it's still left.

Btw,

Is the plan to play 'x' amount of $24+$2s and then split any profit or...

to reach 'x' amount of dollars and then either a) split profit or b) play higher?

ok sold out now , going to start with the 32kgtd at 7pm on tilt.

30% anon
20% floppy.
20% dino1980
10% silo graham
20% MC

lets gogogo

playing till saturday, will then review with stakers.
probably chop the profit up and start a bigger stake for next week.

Am guessing you did all your money in playing cash, what guarantee is there you wont do this with stakers?

lol bad guess.

i play cash for a living you tool

Yet you plan to play 150 tournaments in 1-2 weeks.....when do you play these cash games?

I am sure if you are making a living off cash games you can set aside $500 for these comps, there must be more to this.

usually play cash in the day and comps at night.

everytime i keep a (torney roll) on full tilt i end up playing $10/$20 HU or something and it isnt clever

Certainly isn't...

Care to explain?

QFT

got bored so deposited while im grinding the comps.

good news is got 2nd in a $24 45 man for $270

wiiiiiii pro grimmaments

This thread is going to deliver IMO

my friend just said 'fergus'.

i thought he was talking to me

Intentional grimming requires a certain level of intelligence, does OP have?

 i so wanted to echo this when posted but i'm not a potential staker so i it's non of my business

Bring back the fash.

and the $110 HU SNG?

sigh, wish I had have asked questions too.  Just didn't want Flushy to come in and snap it all up ;)

lol, this would be the best grim ever.

Am up $60k on Tilt tournies, would like to be playing some $26 tournaments, please be giving me $6k

tyvm

No? howz about giving me a few less k

yay, insta-stake, no-one wants to miss out.



lolzers, good luck to one and all.

why did you PM me asking to swap the $2k+ i advertised in the other thread i you want just a $500 roll?!?

sigh

 /:-|

sigh

Full Tilt Poker Game #10981723183: $34,000 Guarantee (82495804), Table 95 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:47:01 ET - 2009/03/05
Seat 1: kjr0024 (10,500)
Seat 2: Pooplips (29,845)
Seat 3: danielteufel (59,124)
Seat 4: clotilda (22,310)
Seat 5: bamsefar2 (19,133)
Seat 6: Banana Gio (11,135)
Seat 7: kplusk (4,865)
Seat 8: CRAZYxHORSE (6,643)
Seat 9: thekellster89 (9,814)
kjr0024 antes 75
Pooplips antes 75
danielteufel antes 75
clotilda antes 75
bamsefar2 antes 75
Banana Gio antes 75
kplusk antes 75
CRAZYxHORSE antes 75
thekellster89 antes 75
kjr0024 posts the small blind of 300
Pooplips posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thekellster89 [Qc Qd]
danielteufel folds
clotilda has 15 seconds left to act
clotilda folds
bamsefar2 folds
Banana Gio folds
kplusk folds
CRAZYxHORSE raises to 6,568, and is all in
thekellster89 has 15 seconds left to act
thekellster89 calls 6,568
kjr0024 folds
Pooplips folds
CRAZYxHORSE shows [9h Ks]
thekellster89 shows [Qc Qd]
*** FLOP *** [4c 5s 6d]
*** TURN *** [4c 5s 6d] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5s 6d 6h] [Kd]
CRAZYxHORSE shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
thekellster89 shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
CRAZYxHORSE wins the pot (14,711) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,711 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 5s 6d 6h Kd]
Seat 1: kjr0024 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Pooplips (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: danielteufel folded before the Flop
Seat 4: clotilda folded before the Flop
Seat 5: bamsefar2 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Banana Gio folded before the Flop
Seat 7: kplusk folded before the Flop
Seat 8: CRAZYxHORSE showed [9h Ks] and won (14,711) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 9: thekellster89 (button) showed [Qc Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes

lol donkaments, 10/20 ftw HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATER

lol @ OP blanking everyone who seems to be taking the p*ss and carrying on as normal...

lol, what you want me to say DWAYNEY boy.

all i can say is i'm playing to try and make me and stakers some money

by playing good and running good in mtts on full tilt

Well ive had no t'internet for like 6 weeks at least ive come back to a spicy thread!

prove your balance on FT, give someone the password to your account to show you haven't been playing other games with the stakers roll? just a thought.

I would appreciate this, surely just a screenshot would do tho?

meh, they paid their money and took a chance

crack on and good luck I say

right i'm gonna go on a table now if any1 wants to see.
it will be a cap table search for 'thekellster89'

btw all stakers are currently infront if you count profit and chip EV.

Can I have some money pls?  send to sovietsong on stars or FTP, not sure what i'm going to play, but will prob give some money back at some point.  

Flushy - please dont post until I get the money.  

10% is $123.44

Cheers

sent glgl

I don't you can play, your results show, but I do doubt how you handle money with apparent disregard and little respect, but GL, hope you turn a profit for the stakers...

Cheers, will try my best.  I'm a good player but have a problem with tilt, that plus i'm not a very good player  

meanwhile 1st/10 in a $24 45man , $410 ftw. lets gogogo

dont mean to be a pain but the money hasnt come through...

[  ] i've sent

That means you havent sent, god i feel like that guy that i forget the name of that kept asking for $5...you've made me look a real fool.

Do you mean joearama?

What a great guy. I miss him dearly.

Gutted I missed this grimming staking opportunity.

Would've been nice to see a cut off point for the stakers where they actually get paid. What's your intention Kellster? Are you going to pay out monthly? Weekly? When you make a certain profit?

Do you just keep going 'til you've made enough to play higher stakes then start on them? If that's the case you're never going to pay out and are just having a spin up with other people's hard earned.

Fwiw I can't see any intentional grimming going on here. Looks more like a crap proposal than an intentional grim.

I don't think anyone's going to make any money out of it but I don't think Kellster's set out to rob anyone.

If you want to hang around here though mate I'd strongly suggest you give your backers some kind of payout info now before you lose the lot and end up looking like a thief when you never intended to.

Provide a bit of confidence now before your potential for any future staking goes right out the window.

GL Kellster.

ye will do.

meanwhile just won a 45man for $410

Need Byron to make one of those vids and then BoB surely.

Kellster do it now, i fear this thread is going to make Fergus look organised and a perfectly normal guy who liked a gamble.

Tbh i am feeling guilty now, becuase i could so easily put my own views on staking you in this thread at the start and completely killed your action and now you are proving me right.

What on earth could you mean Longy? ::)

lol everyone who has staked is winning.

dont get mad beacuse you didnt buy a piece

Floppy did buy a piece!  :D

[ ] this will end well

http://www.pokertableratings.com/overview/thekellster89?site=fulltilt

gg?

thread has made my day

Kellster posted something bizarre about all my posts being in bad taste on blonde after I made a critique of his brag post where he folded KK. Within a very short space of time I get a nasty comment on my blog 'from Ian of blondepoker' telling me I should quit poker etc. Really not hard to put two and two together.

I hope I'm wrong but this looks awful bad on Kellster and it seems a shame he's not even mature enough to let the stakers know honestly what he's upto.

lol obv ian wasnt me

[  ] In that case apologies

[  ] I believe you

he's rolling up the stakes and going to vegas.

this a rub for not being old enough?

wasnt supposed to be, but it can be yes. the gukpt series will be fun tho

This was the attitude many took when fergus asked for staking, if people had spoken their minds then less grimming would occur, as someone who stakes quite often through this board i would like to get warnings in similar situations. Throw into that i feel a sense of responsibility now as a blonde poker share holder to protect our users.

Still gl to all and i hope the stakers make mad dimes!

[  ] This will happen.

Dealer: Hand #10987061893
Dealer: thekellster89 shows [Kc As]
Dealer: OMG_PETER_NORTH shows [Ts 7s]
Dealer: thekellster89 shows Ace King high
Dealer: OMG_PETER_NORTH shows a pair
of Sevens
Dealer: OMG_PETER_NORTH wins the pot
($823.50) with a pair of Sevens

 i don't think that was a bad play

Getting it all in here wasn't either? All-in on the flop...

Dealer: Hand #10987184565
Dealer: thekellster89 shows [Jd 8d]
Dealer: OMG_PETER_NORTH shows [Qs
Qh]
Dealer: thekellster89 shows a pair of Fives
Dealer: OMG_PETER_NORTH shows two
pair, Queens and Fives
Dealer: OMG_PETER_NORTH wins the pot
($637.50) with two pair, Queens and Fives

 ;popcorn;

[  ] floppy isnt shittin em

Why dont you keep your stakers happy by making posts similar to MC on his staking thread?
see below for eg.

Was flying today, got the roll up to almost €1700 early doors, but then lost 6 matches in a row after getting repeatedly gayed. Rallied back though for a reasonable profit for the day. Still employing the same method as yesterday, and I'm happy with how it's working out so far...

Starting Bankroll: €1439.25

Today's Results:
€20+1
P: 4, W: 3, L: 1

€25+1.25
P: 4, W: 1, L: 3

€30+1.50
P: 14, W: 8, L: 6

€40+2
P: 5, W: 4, L: 1

€50+2.50
P: 10, W: 5, L: 5

MTTs
n/a

Current Bankroll: €1544.25

You at DTD this weekend Kellster?

 ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn;







 ;technolog;

I had several PM's last night fom poker players, each alleging that Kellster has nipped them - the amounts run into many thousands of pounds.

I have no way of knowing if they are speaking the truth - but I have no reason to doubt them, either. They are not people who would normallly contact me on blonde.

All said the same thing - Kellster is just shrugging his shoulders & promising the money some time down the line.

The kid appears to have no sense of financial or moral accountability, & has never apologised, or shown any remorse - accordng to the convos I had last night - exactly the attitude as shown by Kellster on this Thread.

If you read this whole thread - pro poker player, playing cash for a living, wants $500 to play MTT's. I mean, really! Earlier, in his FIRST Staking request, he asked for over $6,000 - more than ANY player has ever requested on the blonde Staking Board!

You will know that before he reached the 300 Post Threshold required for Staking, he made scores of nonsensical 1 line Posts, many of which we Deleted, as they were clearly just for Post-Count.

In short, he was desperate to get Staked, & the blondes, trusting as ever, obliged, with Staking, & Loans.

Some time back, he was on the PHA Board, chirping that he was playing the Big Game at The Vic. How the regulars must have made him welcome.

He is a real-life Walter Mitty.

My personal view is this.

He's a wrong 'un, a hopelesly out of control poker player with no sense of responsibility, a serious gambling addiction, total 100% ignorance of bankroll Management, & he is in desperate need of help to control his addiction. In fact, many of us are guilty of some or even all of those problems - but we don't nip our friends to feed our addiction. The best way to help him is to deny him funds.

i heard hes going tonight to play cash game

 ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

No tikay you are wrong, he deffo plays online cash for a living.

Just on a bad run for 12 months, being -10k over two sites (stars and tilt) having played 10k hands. He is going to move up where they respect his nipping.

Good post Tikay.

I was speaking to some poker players on msn who I wouldn't have thought had even heard of Kellster yet upon mentioning his name the amount of expletives used was quite surprising for a 19-year old who can only be relatively new to the poker scene. I certainly hope the stakers see their money again.

It sounds like he's a bit of a degenerate and needs some help but it got me thinking that maybe there could be some other way to filter out people who can and can't do staking or have an approval system?

Just using myself as an example, I have nearly 1000 posts on here now and am therefore more than eligible for staking if I wanted to use the facility. Because it's not my thing I prefer to stake blondes instead. However, not many blondes know me apart from the Nottingham lot (which actually I guess actually is a fair few!) and it would certainly be possible to gain a fairly respectable reputation and get staking of some sort whilst masking your true intentions and remaining relatively unknown. Although people smelt a rat in this instance with Kellster he was still essentially able to do exactly that.

I think it would be a good idea for every staking request to be approved by one of the admins. This would have no backfire on blonde if anything were to go wrong but certainly a measure to stop the good nature of the people on this site getting abused. Going back to my example, I would have no problem with an admin declining an identical proposal from myself when accepting an identical one from someone like RedDog (even if let's say I had 10x as many posts). He's a known and respected member of blonde and people don't really know me. Why should I be trusted with their dough because I've written 1000 posts?.  

Maybe this is just rabble and I wrote it in rather a hurry as I'm in the office but think something like this or increasing post count considerably could be a good idea.

lol at people who staked this guy. Proper deserve a good grimming.

I was speaking to some poker players on msn who I wouldn't have thought had even heard of Kellster yet upon mentioning his name the amount of expletives used was quite surprising for a 19-year old who can only be relatively new to the poker scene.

I'm not at all surprised. What we, individually, know, is just the tip of the iceberg, in my personal opinion.

He's a wrong 'un, through & through. Avoid.  If he were a racehorse in Timeform, he'd have a double squiggle. ;)

sigh

Good post GreekStein.  As one that's been 'lucky' enough to invest in both Fergus and Kellster, I'd quite welcome some admin approval for staking schemes.  

There seems to quite often be people coming on after the grim to say that it was expected, track record etc.  I don't see why these people can't speak up before hand.    I appreciate that it's my fault for not looking at the info  properly before shoving some money into it, and it's  not always possible due to timings for people to shout up, but if someone is a known scammer or a degen that's likely too scam, a post informing those that may not know would be useful.  

I agree with you in principle Greekstein but this really is a minefield and having someone deciding who is worthy of staking and who isn't, is going to lead to bad blood, with accusations of nepotism etc.

With the internet being such an anonymous world, it really is difficult to know someone who is going to be honesty and someone who will grimm. I have seen people not on blonde, that seemed decent people from their posting history who grimmed people.

To be fair Fergus, AdamG and Kellster all had ropey backgrounds, which a staker could have quite easily researched and saved themself the headache of spots like this. As the saying goes "let the buyer beware".

/guilty

Yeah Graham, i probably owe you an apology as I very nearly expressed my concerns yesterday and decided against as I didn't think I had enough solid facts to kill any staking Kellster might get. I knew about his extremely dodgy posting history and had a non reply to a pm about a transfer, where I outlined that under no circumstance was i sending first.

I don't understand why people jumped in so fast to stake him when he didn't even do a proper proposal?!

And jumping from asking for $6k to just $500 when a few weeks ago he shipped a big score in the brawl is just LOL.

I'm just glad I refused when he offered to trade $3k with me on tilt

I hope silo and the rest of guys get your money back!

Graham, I have no sympathy for you at all. It's plainly obvious - you are to tall to stake people. IMO, that is.

Good points mate. However I don't think there would be that many disputes. Any member not understanding that they aren't a solid candidate for staking is going to be pretty silly. I'd never grim anyone over a single penny and I've had an instance in the past where I've been grimmed which taught me my lesson but I'd still be more than happy for the admins to decline a request of mine per se in the interests of blonde because I was relatively anonymous to the community.

It will make dodgy people think twice about attempting staking. Respectable members shouldn't have a problem.

In this instance I'm sure the administrators had stuff in their inboxes about Kellster that many potential stakers wouldn't have known. It's then not possible for him to say I've deggenned away the $30k I won two weeks ago I'm being sensible with my bankroll please stake me.

And yes Silo is most definitely too tall - and I've never even met him!

when are we opening a "blonde grimming hall of fame"? jaydeea, fergus, adam g and now kellster real blonde hall of famer brendan must be turning in his grave at the antics of this lowlife scum infilterating the blonde community!

no one deserves to be grimmed and we must find a way to weed these people out as the staking board is a vital part of the site nowadays. We have some pople who regularly stake who will stop due to twats like this spoiling it for others.

i like some others may at times be a little contraversial with my posts and that definatly affects my staking threads when i do post one as most all on here see me as an arsehole  ;) ;D but i would never dream of grimming anyone on the staking thread but these people seem to come on here talk all nicey nicey then obtain staking so easy from generous gullible blondes.

heightism imo

I'm the perfect height for being grimmed, it's not all bad.

I have been asked to clarify what I meant by "Timeform Double Squiggle".

It may have changed these days, but when I was into Racing, a Timeform Double Squiggle signified the lowest of the low, not to be trusted, an arrant rogue, a horse so unreliable it should be avoided at all costs.

I apologise* if it was interpreted as an insult or slight on Kellster's character.

* E&OE.

The best advice is to read the proposals carefully before sending any money. To be honest all the info is there.

Exhibit A:-


Basically a shit proposal. Red flags should be waving already.


Exhibit B:-


$1000-$2000 is a mere chunk of his weekly profit!! Why the fuck does he need $500 to play a few $24 sngs if 1/2k is just a chunk??

Red flag should be in the bin. Black flag waving furiously.



I know that people like to get in quick before Flushy jumps in and grabs the lot but it's better to miss out than get grimmed. Why not just offer the money in principal then do a bit of research? Even a few PM's to other stakers might set off a warning to administer a bit of caution.

I think in this case people have seen Kellster's name on the staking thread and immediately remembered his recent 'big win'. Unfortunately the greed then kicks in and the money starts flowing in his direction.

Kellster: At the moment you say you and your backers are up. You can see how this thread is going so do yourself a favour and pay them back now if they want their money back. It's their loss if you go on to win more but at least you've given them the option of pulling out.

I know you like to play at DTD and believe me a lot of Blondes play there. If you aren't trying to grim people then sort it now before it gets ridiculously out of hand. If you turn this current win in to a loss of everything then you will be forever labelled as a thief and your name and face will be mud wherever you go.

It doesn't matter what your true intentions are people now think you are stealing their money. Give it back now and you may just save yourself a lot of hassle in the future.

To be fair Silo you deserved it for this imo  :D

(http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s339/Eck68/silo.jpg?t=1236336989)

In this instance I'm sure the administrators had stuff in their inboxes about Kellster that many potential stakers wouldn't have known.

I'd like to clarify that.

I had no solid evidence at all about Kellster until last evening, & I was working from 7pm until Midnight, so it was tough to deal with it promptly.  After I finished working, I had some heavy, non-blonde e-Mails to sort, which took 2 hours.

During that time, as the story broke on here, the PM's arrived. There had been none previously.

Flushy's Post - "we have  duty to say if we know anything" - hit a chord with me this morning, so I went public.

Prior to that, I only had my gut instincts to go on. Those instincts told me he was a wrong 'un.  Read this Thread, read all his stupid Posts, read his PHA when he tried to be Billy Big Dick in The Vic Cash Game & spewed off £3k. From that, we all make our own judgements. Mine was that he was a complete cock, a real-life Walter Mitty. I can't go around Posting based on gut instincts. But if anyome PM'd me, about any Staking Proposal, I'd reply openly & honestly.

If I outed every nipper & scammer I knew, I'd be toast by now!

It's all very awkward, really.

How about a 24 hour cooling off period from initial staking to the actual transfer?
So if someone make a pledge for a stake on monday.
Silo reserves his 10% before Flushy gets in, then has 24hours to research, wait for others to stake etc before making his final decision.
Normally if there is a problem that people know about it will come up within that 24 hours before any money is transfered.
No idea if it would work but wouldnt take much to inforce.

Edit, it is easy to implement a kama type system on these boards aswell, like ebay feedback.
And evertime someone stakes or backs, positive or negative karma should be given which is just like ebay feedback.
Who would buy something for £1000 of someone with no or negative feedback? But you might buy a £5 item and take a risk as everyone has to start somewhere.

There's nothing to stop that happening at the moment, it's my own fault for shipping the money straight away.  I should have reserved, then researched (in the failure to research before hand obv)

It's the 'I wanna be like Red Dog look ;)

You get this anyway. No stakee asks for instant transfers.

When you ask for 10% it's just a pledge. Nothing is binding and you can pull out with no problem if you decide it's a bad idea.

Obviously if you do this too often you will find yourself being refused by stakees so it's not too open to abuse.

I would also say to never give your money to anyone who doesn't say in their proposal how and when they intend to pay you back your stake + winnings. This particular proposal just asks for money. To be fair he has never once suggested that he's going to pay anyone back. He just asked for some money to play some $24 sngs.

His OP says 50/50 on profit after stakeback.

But when mate?

true, but a lot of these type of stakes seem to get going really quick, normally the same day.
I think a feedback/karma system would work well.

Hi Tikay,

I hope you didn't take that comment the wrong way. I'm gonna have to buy you an extra large cup-a-soup this weekend now!

What I meant was that the admins might know things and get pms about the said players which may not be common knowledge to the rest of the forum and this is how some sort of approval or flagging system might help as such.

Of course I wasn't intending to suggest you or the others kept info on this kid away from the blonde community. For want of a better way to put it, I meant that the admins more than anyone else are more in the know on members and are therefore best positioned to make the decisions on their suitability for staking.

I was hoping to save this post and write a proper 1000th as has become a semi-tradition amongst a few on here. Dream over now! At least my boss will happy...

2012!

There's this http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=40515.msg913060#msg913060

[ x ] clutching at straws :D

You're too tall for the Red Dog look.

Who is this Walter Mitty geezer???

Walter Mitty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mitty)

From Times OnlineAugust 5, 2003

Profile: Who was Walter Mitty?
The Prime Minister's official spokesman has apologised today for comparing Dr David Kelly, the weapons scientist, to Walter Mitty.
by richard colwill
Walter Mitty was a meek, unassuming accountant who would daydream that he led an exciting, heroic life in order to escape his humdrum existence.

The fictional character appeared in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1941), written by the American humorist and artist James Thurber (1894-1961).

The story was popularised in 1947 when Danny Kaye took on the role in the Hollywood film of the same name, also starring Boris Karloff and Viriginia Mayo. Steven Spielberg is expected to remake the film with Jim Carrey next year.

In Thurber's 2000-word story, which takes place over a single day, we first meet the henpecked Mr Mitty as he is driving his wife to town for a shopping trip, while dreaming that he is a Navy pilot flying through the worst storms in 20 years.

The mundane events of the day are punctuated by a series of daydreams in which Mitty also fantasises that he is a famous surgeon, notorious murderer on trial for his life and a wartime general.

In the final daydream, he faces a firing squad alone without a blindfold, enigmatically smoking a cigarette.

The character has become a subject of fascination since the story's publication, even prompting an article in a British medical journal suggesting "Walter Mitty Syndrome" might be a clinical condition that manifested itself in compulsive fantasising

Hi Cos,

No, I never took it the wrong way, but yiou raised a valid point, & so I thought I'd just clarify it. In fact, until earlier this week, I had been blonde-awol for 3 weeks, as I had some "stuff" to sort out, + some personal & health issues, so I'd never even seen the Thread until last night. I doubt if I would had said anything if I had, to be honest. I know what I woulda thought though - "buyers beware"!

See ya Sunday m8.

Day 1 review

total outlay $369.80

Total Incomings $702.00

Profit for Day 1 : 332.20

ROI: 89.8%.

Current balance @ $832.20

will probably play 1 more session then chop up the money, and find an independent backer for tournaments for the future

Why play 1 more session....why not chop it up now and return the monies to stakers............I'm sure you would be seen in a far superior light if you take the above action.

OK STAKING OVER , funds will be distributed accordingly

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=111963

Just look what you lot all missed out on

thats it keep clicking

You reckon you are going to land a sponsorship deal if your hendon mob db gets a lot of hits?

LOL, if that was the case then Blunt Homer would be a red pro at FTP by now!

The correct decision as long as the stakers see their funds + profits back in their accounts today. Oh and a breakdown of results might be nice and might just help you obtain staking in the future.

If only Fergus could have returned the monies as quick the list of grimmers on Blonde would be writeable on the back of a cigarette paper.

Incidentally has anyone seen Fergus lately, I hope he has been keeping my $160 warm for its ultimate return, fortunately for him interest rates are at an alltime low so I'm not missing it being in my bank that much lol.

I read his latest blog post the other day. Apparently he doesn't think my cream suit is cool when I wear it with a pair of £5 BHS sunglasses.

zomg, /life, 1 x cream suit for sale, all enquiries via pm.

I'm keeping the sunglasses tho... obv

Tank - can you confirm sizes please. I'm fat and sweat a lot so look great in cream.

Ty

Ps kelster still no sign of the 500 you promised, am I being grimmed too?

just shipped all the monies back on behalf of the kellster

He tried to grim Blatch at DTD too- big angle shoot- sure Neil will tell you about it in due course. There was about £1200 in the middle at an omaha cash game

well done for shipping when you said you would.

+1 tyvm

This genuine I presume?

happy with the profit mate?

yep, money received


Think so, was it right?  Haven't checked tbh, but there was a profit so no complaints.

For what it's worth, if you are going to go down the staking route again, apart from writing a better proposal, it may be worth your time being more open and honest with people.  Playing NL400 and other games that you never mentioned and also not explaining things doesn't go down well. 

Fair play for not doing a Fergus though and thanks for the profit you made, nice going.

epic HU battle between kellster and riverdave69 at the mo on tilt

Interesting stacks

Amazing how did he miss here:

Full Tilt Poker Game #10995213171: Table Kiss (heads up) - $2/$4 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:16:34 ET - 2009/03/06
Seat 1: riverdave69 ($327.50)
Seat 2: thekellster89 ($3,290.90)
thekellster89 posts the small blind of $2
riverdave69 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
thekellster89 raises to $12
riverdave69 raises to $36
thekellster89 calls $24
*** FLOP *** [2d Tc 3h]
riverdave69 bets $72
thekellster89 raises to $288
riverdave69 raises to $291.50, and is all in
thekellster89 calls $3.50
riverdave69 shows [7d As 3d 8s]
thekellster89 shows [Ah 5s 4s 6d]
*** TURN *** [2d Tc 3h] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [2d Tc 3h Jc] [Ks]
riverdave69 shows a pair of Threes
thekellster89 shows Ace King high
riverdave69 wins the pot ($654.50) with a pair of Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $655 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2d Tc 3h Jc Ks]
Seat 1: riverdave69 (big blind) showed [7d As 3d 8s] and won ($654.50) with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: thekellster89 (small blind) showed [Ah 5s 4s 6d] and lost with Ace King high

Monies recieved. Cheers man...that was a good sweat :)

thekellster89: i can stay for 10bb every 1/2 hour

lol

isnt riverdave really really good at omaha?

any stakers who had their money returned should realise they were lucky as fuck to get anything back.

Well done flushy for saying what others should have, that abrasive posting nature comes in handy sometimes.

European PLO Player of the Year

Kellster was about to go out apprx. 10 mins ago........don't think thats on the agenda just yet lol

Hence now having all Kellsters money

wow kids turned to racism now?

George2Loose (Observer): id know when ur beat if i were u

thekellster89: id know i was english if i were me

busto

how much did dave win?

dunno, im guessing about 2-3 grand

Pretty certain whatever he won was Kellsyers EPT Dortmund roll

dave and karl flipping for it now!

As you know George, I witnessed that and asked for him to expand on his quote ... he refused.


Pretty sad really.

I know Kev- what can I do? Least he's showing his true colours (pardon the pun)

I wasn't being malicious with my comment- just don't understand why you'd want to play someone who obv has a huge edge over you

Check the stacks on the hand I copied on previous page of the thread, when I started watching the table soon after Trigg posted Dave had $400 and Kellster had over $3k, dunno what had happened previosuly though.

I offered him 3k for the package last night if Stars ok'd it offer's down to $2500 now lol.

obv not selling .

gonna win 1million euro and buy blonde

il bid $3500

how to save internet bandwidth in one easy swoop

for an $8250 package??

hmmmm

Credit Crunch, sorry. Ive even had to downgrade from Beluga to Oscietra

What are you going to do with the other 999,750 Euro?

Spin-up on Tilt?

LOL...

I staked Kellster for some side events at GCBT Teeside before he had 300 posts. He had a minor cash and paid up. However, it was a pain getting it (£40+) back (4 plus PMs and several days elapsed) so I wouldn't stake him as I don't like having to chase my monies. Other stakes Ive made have been very prompt in shipping which I have appreciated.

you guys still doing this?

sick lives if you have.

this was a quality thread! whats he up to these days?

orly

ffs, i was gonna do exactly this.

Grimmers gonna get grimmed

god I remember some fucking horrible financial encounters with him,

tbf to him imo I thought he played pretty good, complete tiltbox though should never play HU