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getting soaked with cherryade wearing your new gear, then immediately catching assailant with a sweet uppercut .....PRICELESS!


http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/1717301/img/1717301.jpg

Wow! LOL

He knocked a girl out ... big man.

there is a video of that on you tube some where im sure

I hope those other guys "had a word" with him.

pffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttt are you kidding on, this is pure comedy

Thats shocking!  Should never be messing around with the cherryade in that spot!

link if you can, ive been pmsl at the stills for 15 mins

i reckon i could get 20 mins more milage out of the moving pictures

i will have a look to see if i can find out


btw have you seen this one

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78bCNkjOUNo

no respect for art, k.o. appropriote imo

hahahhaaha

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4WEbvNIbb4

lol,

this thread could descend (ascend possibly) into ridiculous knock outs

Nah...

This is a KO though! Just ignore the stupid keyboard cat.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Qu4DOQm1U

Owned!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xwQ-seHCt8

This is a classic!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0nEQXMW7I

hahahahhahahahahahaha thats good Dan

this thread needs so Kimbo KOs imo

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLIU7NLMItA

 classic

+1

GG.

This guy doesnt even break a sweat!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsJH3_txX7s

P.S whats Tony G doing reffing?

LOL

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZyk3tFaZI

 The guy at the end closing the gate made me lol

love this one.

Keep em coming...these are great

Personally, I get loads of satisfaction in seeing bullies getting a pasting!

What goes around comes around I guess.

In case you didn't know thats from a film that came out last year called "Never back down". It was pretty big etc. so I'm guessin you do know.

great thread keep em coming

it never ceases to amaze me what passes for comedy in some people's eyes.

.YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sam6vfq7XS8

ahahahahahaaaa keep em coming

Not wrong Claire. A sick, sick, thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j-tcUjA5jA&feature=player_embedded

how do you post the full screen thing????

not too keen on the girls getting knocked out..but a crazy bully getting his come-uppance, I don't mind at all.

The funny one is the Kapuera (spelling?) guy getting done with one punch after showboating...that's just funny.

I was just referring to the OP - didn't look at any of the others.

This happend ages ago didnt it?

I was well impressed with the girl, instead of being a complete doughnut like most people are nowadays, suing the guy, moaning and crying about it in the press and going on jeremy kyle talking about how society's crumbling and all that crap she gave a brief statement to a newspaper saying that she just wanted to forget about the whole thing and that she probably got a bit carried away in the first place and that if she hadnt it wouldnt have happend and she just left it at that and i remember thinking good for her, finally someone who's got half a brain.

Welcome back, oh Bolt one.

you still here?

i'm off again then ::)

The thread just got better. Welcome back bolty boy!

Where were you last week? - we had a t-shirt for you. It's gone now. We gave it to Tank.

You mean embedding the Youtube clips? Youtube now has its own html tag, if you have copied the youtube url, just press the Youtube button on the format bar above your reply, then press ctrl+V.


** I notice the fullscreen option is missing from embedded vids though. I just click on the embedded vid and it pauses it, opening the relevant youtube page in a new screen.

It never ceases to amaze me that people on the forum are so PC and can't allow people who have different tastes laugh at something without being made to feel guilty, not really having a go at you Claire its usually Tikay who is first in to tell people what they are allowed to laugh at!

well said, the thread is hardly "sick"

www.sickipedia.com

now these jokes are sick! (although some are VERY funny)

I'm just sorry this thread has drifted off topic

Here's Nicholas Cage to redress the balance with some more comical man on woman violence.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

why is a man hitting a woman deemed so much worse than a woman hitting a man

Sorry Eck, thats not actually real, its from a Film called 'Never Back Down'

I saw it on You tube and thought it was real too, till i downloaded that film and it happened half way through, i was psml that i thought it was real too

tis a good fake tho!

Totally mate, as i say i found it hilarious when i first seen it, TBH i was a little disappointed to find out it was a scene from a film!

Thing is the people who say the girl getting knocked out is funny suddenly change their tune if it's their sister/missus who takes an uppercut from a guy. It becomes sick & outrageous then. So gg the children who think that's funny. Agree with Boldie about the bullies though. There was a story in our local paper the other day about three hoodies who tried to car-jack the ex-world Tae Kwon Do world champion who lives in the area. That was a funny story.

Capoeira

lol tae kwon do, my money would be on the hoodies

 ::) obv dont condone woman bashing , was just funny

Seems you would have lost your money!

NSFW
Crapoeira

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSBSzCJPLfo

If my sister went about spraying blackcurrent juice or whatever over random people she deserved what she got.

standard

If your sister sprayed Ribena over a random guy you think that guy has the right to knock your sister out cold? Jesus bro.

By that rational if you knocked a girl out for spraying you with juice what would you deserve?

If a bloke sprayed him, it would be ok for the other guy to hit him and nobody would say anything, even if the bloke was far weaker than the guy in the white shirt.  Why should it be different. 

Why should she go round doing what she wants without any consequences.  What if she had spit in his face/slapped him/punched him?  Should the man just say 'well shes a woman/sovietsongs sister so I can't hit her'??

more KO vids pls

[  ] cambo laughing at pics in OP is the same as cambo condoning violence to women.

One of my top five most hated hackneyed and flawed arguments is when someone plays the loosely connected "what if it happened to a loved one" card.

New rule is that anyone who invokes it loses two tank points. (Mantis now on -2 tank points :( )

I removed my post as it wasnt that funny and was worried about my Tank Points - do I have any to lose?

sovietsong gets +1 tank points for worrying about his tank points

how about you think before you act tank. what if someone gave your girlfriend -2 tank points, how would you feel about that?

If you're a guy who can't deal with a bit of juice on your shoes without slapping a woman to the floor then I'd suggest your behaviour is much worse than a girl who sprays squash. Whilst i'm relatively disappointed to lose 2 tank points I award myself 30 mantis points for finding guys who bitch-slap girls in the park socially disappointing, especially on a sunny day.

Mantis points>>>>>Tank points.

My girlfriend is inelligible for tank points. It's in the terms and conditions.

Gatso loses -1 tank points for not reading the terms and conditions

how about we just get back to funny vids of people...sorry guys getting knocked out?

fyp

Mantis lose -1 tank points for falling for sovietsong's level

Mantis gains 0.5 tank points for his 30 Mantis points at the current rate of exchange.

sigh, harsh but fair I guess

Also dude, if you caught me in bed with a woman you'd prob give me like 10 tank points just cos we're geezers. But if you caught me in bed with your girlfriend I don't think the award of tank points would be so generous. This makes the "loved one" card a valid argument.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rn6zx8Shco



+10 tank points

+10 tank points just for me walking in the room while you're going at it?

Ok, but I might have to change that in the future. What if I knock on gatso's door and he's like "It's ok come in" but it's really not coz he's on the job and is just wanting the points.

Oh btw, you'd get+10 tank points even if it is my girlfriend. I have to be consistent.
Unless it's rape. Rape is wrong*



*(obv trying to just get +30 Mantis points here)

I'd appreciate it if you could let me know how this'll work pointswise before we go to leeds. you're unlikely to be knocking on my door before then so no particular rush

Will do, although I'm guessing the gag started to wear a little thin about 10 minutes ago so I don't know what kind of shape it will be come September.

Robert Carlyle has
+10 tank points apparently

Although he loses -5 tank points for appearing in that awful film 'Flood'

What if you go through the door and find your girlfirend spraying juice on Gatso?

You don't get any points for spraying juice, and even if you did, she wouldn't get any. (T&Cs again innit)

Everyone who is 'losing -x tank points' is in fact surely making points? Two negatives (wrongs/Mantis') make a right

I read this earlier and expected some kind of backup in Tikays defence...interesting that there that has been none.

One for Tikay  ;D

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaAku4TDq8

For the record I think any guy hitting a female for any reason is a piece of shit

lol @ TK swinging and falling over himself.

p.s. Tank is the funniest man on the forum...end off.

Nobody has really jumped in to agree/disagree with flushy either though

Just a case of 2 different opinions imo, nothing to see here. For the record, didn't like the first vid for the reasons people note - may be old skool but just can't really have a bloke hitting a woman but I also really dislike the type of women who would try to exploit this feeling in a good % of men.

Not a big fight fan generally but did enjoy the bully comeuppance vids so I suppose on balance (tank points in the bag) I can say I find some of the thread distasteful and some of it quite uplifting

There comes a point where women have to be accountable for their actions, I agree. People have mentioned already that if she's attacking you, it's wrong to strike her etc. I don't especially agree. I think it's acceptable to defend yourself but I don't really see how that comes in to the same category as knocking somebody out because she sprayed some drink on to you. Ultimately, it comes down to you as a person. I don't think I'd be taking so drastic an action, at any rate.

Thought the typical "I'm a big hard man" guy who had random man up against his front door next to his moped before then getting put in his place was pretty amusing.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex0wdzDzPVM.

lolllll

I don't think anyone on the thread thinks that it was ok for the man to hit woman in the pictures posted in the OP.

Some people derived humour from how ridiculous the situation was, obv everyone thinks the man is a total twozzick though.

That is definately a Tranny, good punch though

oh shit oh hell oh shit hahahahahahhahahahaha



YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5lhnr0DM04

Las Vegas poker tourists (sigh)

I been thinkin maybe this is the best way to go about this...

http://tinypic.com/r/289g4kk/5

lol...uncalled for much?..the guy didn't really look a threat, did he?

Here's a couple that just aren't funny in that you don't want the outcome to hurt - but still you have to laugh - at the stupidity/redic situation

Watching a little girl hurt herself isn't funny, but the parent stupidity is:

(http://media.omfgif.com/gif/220029TEEHEE.gif)

I'm not a hunting fan, the deer prob didn't see the next day, but you still laugh

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/93%20Crappy%20Hunter.jpg)

This one is a little o/t but its so funny its going in:

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/90%20Rejected%20by%20eHarmony.jpg)

And here's a classic example of something that hurt so bad it isn't funny - yet I spent 10 minutes laughing at it:

(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww305/Isaac_Foss/ouch.gif)


And now back on topic, here's one that involves a woman, and i'm sure it hurt.  But it's still funny for all the same reasons as above:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cMHmdN0pA

Oh.. missed this one.  Irrelevant that it a female.

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3903/1241528461alwaysremembe.gif)

:D

I wouldn't bet much on the guy having a weapon in there, but I'm not going to wait until it suits him to do what I ask, to find out. Any suspect shows their hands, or brother, THEY ARE GOING DOWN!!! I kinda think if you had to make sure they couldn't pull the weapon, this would be the best way of doing it, and having control of them immediately you got them on the ground. Rodney King would be proud.

That is so so sad. Poor little girl.








Good to get the truth about Madeleine McCann's fate at last though. Stair-surfing theory never given enough consideratoin, imo.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9b7e1wtiP4.

fake., surely?

lol this thread is golden.  Love the debate.  Mantis, what if a woman doesnt cook your tea on time, is it ok to hit her then in your eyes?

Not sure how to the actually clip on here but here is the link this clip makes me lol so hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UafCFkWMnKk

FYP

best one so far IMO.  she didnt spray juice on him or anything therefore it was wrong of him to 'happy slap' her

Woman spits in man's face, gets punched. Out of order.

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=wvsxg8&s=5

Never been sure...

I cant view these links any other way to get them?

I've lost enough tank points responding to levels thankyou.

the guy was insine at the time that was  Chris Jericho for the WWF that was only a few months before he killed his wife and kids before turning the gun on himself

Nah it was Chris Benoit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double_murder_and_suicide

lol yeah you are confused. Chris Jericho is still in the WWE...it was Chris Benoit who went mental and killed his wife and son before himself.

Just goes to show how angry steroids can make you.

Yes Mr Rhodesy, please leave the steroids alone

 ;booboo;

he crys like a baby hahaha


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-oQQGThfuY

those lads were knackerd after that

tbh that was rubbsh

Russian Casino. "Do you know who I am?"

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=jioosy&s=5

The Spirit of the Lord is upon me

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=28auo9c&s=5

sigh, please dont even joke about those sort of things!

Gotta revive this thread....


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNrB_V3PFc

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