new t-shirt.....

[gatso]

how about you think before you act tank. what if someone gave your girlfriend -2 tank points, how would you feel about that?

[MANTIS01]

If you're a guy who can't deal with a bit of juice on your shoes without slapping a woman to the floor then I'd suggest your behaviour is much worse than a girl who sprays squash. Whilst i'm relatively disappointed to lose 2 tank points I award myself 30 mantis points for finding guys who bitch-slap girls in the park socially disappointing, especially on a sunny day.

Mantis points>>>>>Tank points.

[thetank]

how about you think before you act tank. what if someone gave your girlfriend -2 tank points, how would you feel about that?

My girlfriend is inelligible for tank points. It's in the terms and conditions.

Gatso loses -1 tank points for not reading the terms and conditions

[cambo]

how about we just get back to funny vids of people...sorry guys getting knocked out?

[cambo]

If you're a guy who can't deal with a bit of juice on your brand spanking 75 quids worth of new shoes without slapping a woman to the floor then I'd suggest your behaviour is much worse than a girl who sprays squash. Whilst i'm relatively disappointed to lose 2 tank points I award myself 30 mantis points for finding guys who deliver a sweet uppercut to girls in the park socially disappointing, especially on a sunny day.

Mantis points>>>>>Tank points.

fyp

[thetank]

If you're a guy who can't deal with a bit of juice on your shoes without slapping a woman to the floor then I'd suggest your behaviour is much worse than a girl who sprays squash. Whilst i'm relatively disappointed to lose 2 tank points I award myself 30 mantis points for finding guys who bitch-slap girls in the park socially disappointing, especially on a sunny day.

Mantis points>>>>>Tank points.

Mantis lose -1 tank points for falling for sovietsong's level

Mantis gains 0.5 tank points for his 30 Mantis points at the current rate of exchange.

[gatso]

how about you think before you act tank. what if someone gave your girlfriend -2 tank points, how would you feel about that?

My girlfriend is inelligible for tank points. It's in the terms and conditions.

Gatso loses -1 tank points for not reading the terms and conditions

sigh, harsh but fair I guess

[MANTIS01]

[  ] cambo laughing at pics in OP is the same as cambo condoning violence to women.

One of my top five most hated hackneyed and flawed arguments is when someone plays the loosely connected "what if it happened to a loved one" card.

New rule is that anyone who invokes it loses two tank points. (Mantis now on -2 tank points )

Also dude, if you caught me in bed with a woman you'd prob give me like 10 tank points just cos we're geezers. But if you caught me in bed with your girlfriend I don't think the award of tank points would be so generous. This makes the "loved one" card a valid argument.

[cambo]

+10 tank points

[thetank]

[  ] cambo laughing at pics in OP is the same as cambo condoning violence to women.

One of my top five most hated hackneyed and flawed arguments is when someone plays the loosely connected "what if it happened to a loved one" card.

New rule is that anyone who invokes it loses two tank points. (Mantis now on -2 tank points )

Also dude, if you caught me in bed with a woman you'd prob give me like 10 tank points just cos we're geezers. But if you caught me in bed with your girlfriend I don't think the award of tank points would be so generous. This makes the "loved one" card a valid argument.

+10 tank points just for me walking in the room while you're going at it?

Ok, but I might have to change that in the future. What if I knock on gatso's door and he's like "It's ok come in" but it's really not coz he's on the job and is just wanting the points.

Oh btw, you'd get+10 tank points even if it is my girlfriend. I have to be consistent.
Unless it's rape. Rape is wrong*



*(obv trying to just get +30 Mantis points here)

[gatso]

Ok, but I might have to change that in the future. What if I knock on gatso's door and he's like "It's ok come in" but it's really not coz he's on the job and is just wanting the points.

I'd appreciate it if you could let me know how this'll work pointswise before we go to leeds. you're unlikely to be knocking on my door before then so no particular rush

[thetank]

Will do, although I'm guessing the gag started to wear a little thin about 10 minutes ago so I don't know what kind of shape it will be come September.

Robert Carlyle has
+10 tank points apparently

Although he loses -5 tank points for appearing in that awful film 'Flood'

[MANTIS01]

[  ] cambo laughing at pics in OP is the same as cambo condoning violence to women.

One of my top five most hated hackneyed and flawed arguments is when someone plays the loosely connected "what if it happened to a loved one" card.

New rule is that anyone who invokes it loses two tank points. (Mantis now on -2 tank points )

Also dude, if you caught me in bed with a woman you'd prob give me like 10 tank points just cos we're geezers. But if you caught me in bed with your girlfriend I don't think the award of tank points would be so generous. This makes the "loved one" card a valid argument.

+10 tank points just for me walking in the room while you're going at it?

Ok, but I might have to change that in the future. What if I knock on gatso's door and he's like "It's ok come in" but it's really not coz he's on the job and is just wanting the points.

Oh btw, you'd get+10 tank points even if it is my girlfriend. I have to be consistent.
Unless it's rape. Rape is wrong*



*(obv trying to just get +30 Mantis points here)

What if you go through the door and find your girlfirend spraying juice on Gatso?

[thetank]

You don't get any points for spraying juice, and even if you did, she wouldn't get any. (T&Cs again innit)

[Royal Flush]

Everyone who is 'losing -x tank points' is in fact surely making points? Two negatives (wrongs/Mantis') make a right