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Title: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: fatshaft on May 29, 2009, 08:34:37 AM http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552
Quote THIS is Britain’s cheapest brothel with hookers offering sex for as little as ONE CIGARETTE. The cat house was raided by cops after one satisfied customer boasted to an undercover police woman how cheaply he got his rocks off. :oOfficers swooped on the knocking shop, which masqueraded as a massage parlour, called Lush Lasses, and unearthed a seedy world of cut-price romping. The hookers had a price list on the wall which staggered even the most experienced of officers. It offered a HAND JOB for an unbelievable THREE DRAGS of a tab, a BLOW JOB for HALF A FAG and FULL SEX for the amazing price of ONE CIGARETTE. The prostitutes, who called themselves Poundland Pussies, operated their cut-price whorehouse in Litherland, Merseyside. And in court this week, Litherland magistrates were told how the horny mothers would sell sex to mucky Liverpudlians for peanuts. David Robespierre for the prosecution, said: “These strumpets would hawk their vaginal wares for next to nothing. “They would service men for the drag of a cigarette, pleasure males for £1 and even perform disgusting sex acts for chocolate buttons.” He added: “There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper. “And another case of a woman being sodomised for a Cuban cigar. The depths these women had sunk to are beyond comprehension.” Arthur Peasegood, who lived across the road from the brothel, told how men would enter the premises morning, noon and night carrying boxes of 200 cigarettes. Racket He said: “At first I thought there was a cigarette smuggling racket going on, so I went to have a closer look. “Inside the place was like a Victorian opium den heavily laden with smoke and the smell of sex.” After the two-day hearing, hookers Gina Woods, 47, Sheila Johnson, 45, Brenda Halliday, 50, and Dawn Thealis, 42, were all found guilty of running a brothel and fined £250 plus costs. (http://www.dailysport.com/Upload/23131720_hookers.jpg) Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: GreekStein on May 29, 2009, 10:04:54 AM 'At first I thought there was a cigarette smuggling racket going on, so I went to have a closer look'
That's exactly why you went to have a look you dirty old bastard Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Robert HM on May 29, 2009, 10:53:17 AM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=38702.0
Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: gambleingaz on May 29, 2009, 11:11:43 AM Bobby Ball has really hit rock bottom.
Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: TheChipPrince on May 29, 2009, 11:16:00 AM Surely thats Ben Stiller 3rd along?
Bet thats the one Rooney went for... Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: bolt pp on May 29, 2009, 11:55:43 AM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=38702.0 lol Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: DaveShoelace on May 29, 2009, 12:13:00 PM Wayne Rooney would be like a kid in a sweet shop at that place.
Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: trafficjam on May 29, 2009, 12:36:57 PM Wayne Rooney would be like a kid in a sweet shop at that place. rotflmfao Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: G1BTW on May 29, 2009, 04:14:32 PM Wayne Rooney would be like a kid in a sweet shop at that place. They barred him on grounds of taste. "You ave to draw the line somewhere" said the manageress. Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Ironside on May 29, 2009, 09:05:21 PM dailysport? wtf?
how much if this you think is real? Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Chompy on May 30, 2009, 12:18:29 AM dailysport? wtf? how much if this you think is real? There is a place called Liverpool. That's about it. All four are regulars at Luton's rookie night. FACT. Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Claw75 on May 30, 2009, 12:30:12 AM dailysport? wtf? how much if this you think is real? There is a place called Liverpool. That's about it. All four are regulars at Luton's rookie night. FACT. This. have to give the writer credit though for coming up with the name 'Arthur Peasegoode' for the nosey neighbour - perfect! Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: sofa----king on May 30, 2009, 08:07:04 AM http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552 Quote THIS is Britain’s cheapest brothel with hookers offering sex for as little as ONE CIGARETTE. The cat house was raided by cops after one satisfied customer boasted to an undercover police woman how cheaply he got his rocks off. :oOfficers swooped on the knocking shop, which masqueraded as a massage parlour, called Lush Lasses, and unearthed a seedy world of cut-price romping. The hookers had a price list on the wall which staggered even the most experienced of officers. It offered a HAND JOB for an unbelievable THREE DRAGS of a tab, a BLOW JOB for HALF A FAG and FULL SEX for the amazing price of ONE CIGARETTE. The prostitutes, who called themselves Poundland Pussies, operated their cut-price whorehouse in Litherland, Merseyside. And in court this week, Litherland magistrates were told how the horny mothers would sell sex to mucky Liverpudlians for peanuts. David Robespierre for the prosecution, said: “These strumpets would hawk their vaginal wares for next to nothing. “They would service men for the drag of a cigarette, pleasure males for £1 and even perform disgusting sex acts for chocolate buttons.” He added: “There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper. “And another case of a woman being sodomised for a Cuban cigar. The depths these women had sunk to are beyond comprehension.” Arthur Peasegood, who lived across the road from the brothel, told how men would enter the premises morning, noon and night carrying boxes of 200 cigarettes. Racket He said: “At first I thought there was a cigarette smuggling racket going on, so I went to have a closer look. “Inside the place was like a Victorian opium den heavily laden with smoke and the smell of sex.” After the two-day hearing, hookers Gina Woods, 47, Sheila Johnson, 45, Brenda Halliday, 50, and Dawn Thealis, 42, were all found guilty of running a brothel and fined £250 plus costs. (http://www.dailysport.com/Upload/23131720_hookers.jpg) were all found guilty of running a brothel and fined £250 plus costs. the judge said he would accept 300 fags,2 blow jobs ,and a quicky up the bottle...... Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: EvilPie on May 30, 2009, 02:09:47 PM "There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper" rotflmfao Must start buying the daily sport again. I miss the quality stories. Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Dingdell on May 31, 2009, 10:51:43 AM "There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper" rotflmfao Must start buying Rizla paper again. I miss the quality girls. FYP. Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: DBC2007 on May 31, 2009, 01:55:27 PM http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552 :o(http://www.dailysport.com/Upload/23131720_hookers.jpg) [/quote] 1,3,2,4 imo Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: matt674 on May 31, 2009, 02:04:44 PM they are actually the four good looking ones in merseyside.........
;whistle; Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: MKKfish on June 01, 2009, 01:45:19 PM Do I see a young Anthony Worrall Thompson in that line up?
Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: FuglyBaz on June 01, 2009, 05:54:29 PM I think the one on the far left is Pat Sharpe!!!
From fun house to whore house, wp Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: thetank on June 01, 2009, 06:06:48 PM New type of tilt.
Can't find a decent picture of the twins from Fun House tilt. fml Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Longy on June 01, 2009, 06:24:46 PM New type of tilt. Can't find a decent picture of the twins from Fun House tilt. fml If you do find one, make sure you get an early one. They deffo got rougher as the series went by. Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Colchester Kev on June 01, 2009, 06:28:10 PM Didnt #3 used to be the lead singer of the boomtown rats, before going on to feed the world ?
Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: WarBwastard on June 01, 2009, 06:36:45 PM I think number 4 is Sean Penn. He is a method actor isn't he? Has he got a film about Scouse depravity in production?
Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: MC on June 01, 2009, 06:38:03 PM Wayne Rooney would be like a kid in a sweet shop at that place. lmao! Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: gatso on June 01, 2009, 06:39:45 PM melanie
(http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/images/8/83/Funhousemelanie.jpg) martina (http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/images/6/63/Funhousemartina.jpg) can't believe there's no decent pics available Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Amatay on June 01, 2009, 08:12:14 PM http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552 Quote THIS is Britain’s cheapest brothel with hookers offering sex for as little as ONE CIGARETTE. The cat house was raided by cops after one satisfied customer boasted to an undercover police woman how cheaply he got his rocks off. :oOfficers swooped on the knocking shop, which masqueraded as a massage parlour, called Lush Lasses, and unearthed a seedy world of cut-price romping. The hookers had a price list on the wall which staggered even the most experienced of officers. It offered a HAND JOB for an unbelievable THREE DRAGS of a tab, a BLOW JOB for HALF A FAG and FULL SEX for the amazing price of ONE CIGARETTE. The prostitutes, who called themselves Poundland Pussies, operated their cut-price whorehouse in Litherland, Merseyside. And in court this week, Litherland magistrates were told how the horny mothers would sell sex to mucky Liverpudlians for peanuts. David Robespierre for the prosecution, said: “These strumpets would hawk their vaginal wares for next to nothing. “They would service men for the drag of a cigarette, pleasure males for £1 and even perform disgusting sex acts for chocolate buttons.” He added: “There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper. “And another case of a woman being sodomised for a Cuban cigar. The depths these women had sunk to are beyond comprehension.” Arthur Peasegood, who lived across the road from the brothel, told how men would enter the premises morning, noon and night carrying boxes of 200 cigarettes. Racket He said: “At first I thought there was a cigarette smuggling racket going on, so I went to have a closer look. “Inside the place was like a Victorian opium den heavily laden with smoke and the smell of sex.” After the two-day hearing, hookers Gina Woods, 47, Sheila Johnson, 45, Brenda Halliday, 50, and Dawn Thealis, 42, were all found guilty of running a brothel and fined £250 plus costs. (http://www.dailysport.com/Upload/23131720_hookers.jpg) Think of all the fun you could have if you took a box of 200 duty free Bensons in there!!! Esp with the 'bird' with the tache, mmmm yummy Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: gatso on June 01, 2009, 08:23:28 PM Think of all the fun you could have if you took a box of 200 duty free Bensons in there!!! Esp with the 'bird' with the tache, mmmm yummy digitally penetrating tache bird>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eating your breakfast Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: Amatay on June 01, 2009, 08:45:59 PM Think of all the fun you could have if you took a box of 200 duty free Bensons in there!!! Esp with the 'bird' with the tache, mmmm yummy digitally penetrating tache bird>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eating your breakfast looool Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: thetank on June 02, 2009, 08:01:33 AM melanie (http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/images/8/83/Funhousemelanie.jpg) martina (http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/images/6/63/Funhousemartina.jpg) can't believe there's no decent pics available It's a shocker is it not. Good effort there tho Title: Re: Cheapest Brothel in Britain Post by: vinni on June 02, 2009, 01:38:07 PM the second one along looks like my neighbour.
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