Cheapest Brothel in Britain

[fatshaft]

http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552

THIS is Britain’s cheapest brothel with hookers offering sex for as little as ONE CIGARETTE. The cat house was raided by cops after one satisfied customer boasted to an undercover police woman how cheaply he got his rocks off.
Officers swooped on the knocking shop, which masqueraded as a massage parlour, called Lush Lasses, and unearthed a seedy world of cut-price romping.
The hookers had a price list on the wall which staggered even the most experienced of officers. It offered a HAND JOB for an unbelievable THREE DRAGS of a tab, a BLOW JOB for HALF A FAG and FULL SEX for the amazing price of ONE CIGARETTE.
The prostitutes, who called themselves Poundland Pussies, operated their cut-price whorehouse in Litherland, Merseyside.
And in court this week, Litherland magistrates were told how the horny mothers would sell sex to mucky Liverpudlians for peanuts.
David Robespierre for the prosecution, said: “These strumpets would hawk their vaginal wares for next to nothing.
“They would service men for the drag of a cigarette, pleasure males for £1 and even perform disgusting sex acts for chocolate buttons.”
He added: “There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper.
“And another case of a woman being sodomised for a Cuban cigar. The depths these women had sunk to are beyond comprehension.”
Arthur Peasegood, who lived across the road from the brothel, told how men would enter the premises morning, noon and night carrying boxes of 200 cigarettes.
Racket He said: “At first I thought there was a cigarette smuggling racket going on, so I went to have a closer look.
“Inside the place was like a Victorian opium den heavily laden with smoke and the smell of sex.” After the two-day hearing, hookers Gina Woods, 47, Sheila Johnson, 45, Brenda Halliday, 50, and Dawn Thealis, 42, were all found guilty of running a brothel and fined £250 plus costs.

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[GreekStein]

'At first I thought there was a cigarette smuggling racket going on, so I went to have a closer look'

That's exactly why you went to have a look you dirty old bastard

[Robert HM]

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=38702.0

[gambleingaz]

Bobby Ball has really hit rock bottom.

[TheChipPrince]

Surely thats Ben Stiller 3rd along?


Bet thats the one Rooney went for...

[bolt pp]

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=38702.0

lol

[DaveShoelace]

Wayne Rooney would be like a kid in a sweet shop at that place.

[trafficjam]

Wayne Rooney would be like a kid in a sweet shop at that place.

 

[G1BTW]

Wayne Rooney would be like a kid in a sweet shop at that place.

They barred him on grounds of taste. "You ave to draw the line somewhere" said the manageress.

[Ironside]

dailysport? wtf?

how much if this you think is real?

[Chompy]

dailysport? wtf?

how much if this you think is real?

There is a place called Liverpool. That's about it.
All four are regulars at Luton's rookie night. FACT.

[Claw75]

dailysport? wtf?

how much if this you think is real?

There is a place called Liverpool. That's about it.
All four are regulars at Luton's rookie night. FACT.

This.

have to give the writer credit though for coming up with the name 'Arthur Peasegoode' for the nosey neighbour - perfect!

[sofa----king]

http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552

THIS is Britain’s cheapest brothel with hookers offering sex for as little as ONE CIGARETTE. The cat house was raided by cops after one satisfied customer boasted to an undercover police woman how cheaply he got his rocks off.
Officers swooped on the knocking shop, which masqueraded as a massage parlour, called Lush Lasses, and unearthed a seedy world of cut-price romping.
The hookers had a price list on the wall which staggered even the most experienced of officers. It offered a HAND JOB for an unbelievable THREE DRAGS of a tab, a BLOW JOB for HALF A FAG and FULL SEX for the amazing price of ONE CIGARETTE.
The prostitutes, who called themselves Poundland Pussies, operated their cut-price whorehouse in Litherland, Merseyside.
And in court this week, Litherland magistrates were told how the horny mothers would sell sex to mucky Liverpudlians for peanuts.
David Robespierre for the prosecution, said: “These strumpets would hawk their vaginal wares for next to nothing.
“They would service men for the drag of a cigarette, pleasure males for £1 and even perform disgusting sex acts for chocolate buttons.”
He added: “There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper.
“And another case of a woman being sodomised for a Cuban cigar. The depths these women had sunk to are beyond comprehension.”
Arthur Peasegood, who lived across the road from the brothel, told how men would enter the premises morning, noon and night carrying boxes of 200 cigarettes.
Racket He said: “At first I thought there was a cigarette smuggling racket going on, so I went to have a closer look.
“Inside the place was like a Victorian opium den heavily laden with smoke and the smell of sex.” After the two-day hearing, hookers Gina Woods, 47, Sheila Johnson, 45, Brenda Halliday, 50, and Dawn Thealis, 42, were all found guilty of running a brothel and fined £250 plus costs.

Click to see full-size image.

were all found guilty of running a brothel and fined £250 plus costs.

the judge said he would accept 300 fags,2 blow jobs ,and a quicky up the bottle......

[EvilPie]

"There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper"

 

Must start buying the daily sport again. I miss the quality stories.

[Dingdell]

"There was one example of a woman who allowed herself to be digitally penetrated for a mere Rizla paper"

 

Must start buying Rizla paper again. I miss the quality girls.

FYP.