blonde poker forum

as you can see i'm new to the forum,here's a post i made on another forum.may give you an impression of me?


we have all played the tie your hand down and chop your little finger off game?well anyway this is my biggest gamble
about 10 years ago my brother was based at the wheaton barracks and he invited me and the wife over for new years eve.in those days i was a shit hot pool player (well i thought i was)and lined up a few drunken squaddies for the slaughter.at around 3am some guy remembered my boast and dragged in a rain soaked pool table from the outside.the games went to plan --i won 2 lost 1 and increased the stakes.the shots were flowing and the atmosphere was good until they ran out of cash.winker,a slightly overweight corporal suggested a wager.£350 which they would club together the following day against sex with the wife.best of 3/on a wet table/no chalk.what the fuck lets do it
i gotta say the wife went white,my brother came over and asked if i knew the consequences.GAME ON.when i lost the 1st frame i gotta say it was squeaky bum time,however it was an happy ending.and just to show i was not all bad i let them keep £200 and collected £150+the £270 i had won, it turned out to be an eventful new year.
some of you wont believe this,the ones who know the wife may ask her about this,she will confirm it
?whats your biggest wager?

appologies for posting in the wrong sections, i'll get the idea

Your posts don't really make a lot of sense but I think I got the gist.

Pm Snat, you really do need that class lesson!

Still married?

Rich, your line in humour kills me. Watch out AndrewT.

I think I understand the screenname now.

i don't do any one any harm.hope i'm in a class of my own.
recently separated, to answer your question. nothing to do with this though.its a memory that will stick in my mind forever

classy wife

reading the post, I don't think she was consulted.

 ;sark;

fk me i might have some bad ass opinions but this... this just ain't right you seriously had a wager that if you lost they could bed your wife?? thats classy

but the game went ahead

poor women,would she have allowed it??

i give it two days, enjoy while it lasts everyone

would you describe yourself as a misogynist bigus?

LOL the MODS are gonna love Bigus i can see  rotflmfao rotflmfao

that long??

greekstein, i don't want to offend anyone, the thing is snat did intimate i had no class, but thats not the case.once more, i really don't want to ofend anyone.sorry snat if you got the wrong impression 6d

Might I suggest that if you want to show us how classy you are, you choose your anecdotes more wisely

This rubbish probably doesn't merit a response but it's so dumb I'd just like to point out the most obvious flaw.

How on earth can you think that "sex with the wife" is something that is yours to stake? Obviously if she says no, which she will if she's like anything like all the women I know , then the winers will have to commit rape to collect on the bet. The whole thing is just ridiculous.

Snat was more subtle and nice than I would have been.

Have a read through your previous posts - what would you think if that was someone else?

there was never any chance of me losing the bet, i was sure of that. i also had a contingency plan

then you should have put your money where your mouth was. 

note to self: must try to avoid temptation to indulge trolls

this is tame compared to some of the stuff i could post. glad to provoke some reaction

undoubtably

In my schooldays they called it remedial

Geo

I would imagine 'the wife' was hoping he lost.

Mr dikus


Please take note of what experienced and friendly members are telling you

This is a community forum, with hundreds of people interacting daily with no problems at all.

We don't tend to indulge people looking to provoke, seek extreme reactions or generally "troll" (to use the internet slang) for too long

Take a look around at your leisure, look at some threads, judge the tone, get a feel for blonde

If you do, you'll see how out of kilter your posts seem, and no doubt be able to judge better how to get more out of this wonderful forum.

Cheers

no problem, i will tone it down

this would be a great idea for sky sports ,beat the Mosconi cup anyday

Fair play to you.

Can you wait 'til I've had my wager with Greekstein please.

just to clarify, the initial bet was struck tongue in cheek.the wife of course refused any involvement.and if i had have lost i would have fought to the death.anyway, after i lost the first game, several squaddies started rubbing there hands and the atmosphere changed.i put the foot down and cleared the table twice.as i said i could play a bit.that was the end of that. take it any way you like, make what you like of it, thats how it happened. me and the wife look back andLOL.its a funny story, i guess my sense of humour is a bit to extreme, and shall tone it down

i dont think the story its self had any problems but your tone in the replys seem to be looking to start a fight, you are right the wife wouldnt of taken any part but the squaddies would of taken back the money you had already won and maybe given you a beating.

phat, if you read the thread heres how it goes. i tell the story, several of the members give me pelters,making comments, attempting to put me and the wife down.provoking reaction. i expect some slagging off. so i bite my tongue. end of story

I once gambled my soul to win a fiddle of gold.

Why post it at all except to get a reaction?

How did that go?  Was it a +EV bet?

Should have probably said this at the beginning

I lost my soul but instead of settling I let the Devil crack one of on my missus' tits and he seemed happy enough with that.

So he got a golden "fiddle"?

Lol, Idiot.

Very respectful there Tom, calling him an idiot whilst at the same time using a capital 'I'.  A better class of insult.

True, he's nothing if not a gentleman.