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Title: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: pokerfan on June 18, 2009, 10:09:00 AM
Poor bint, but htf can you fall asleep getting your boat tatoo`d?
Check out the face on the artist too.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Belgium-Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaeminck-Sues-Over-Faces-Full-Of-Tattoos/Video/200906315310464


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 18, 2009, 10:18:19 AM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Jon MW on June 18, 2009, 10:19:04 AM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...

That's pretty much what the tattooist is claiming

I'm inclined to be on his side

And you could also add, and wants someone else to pay for the laser surgery


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 18, 2009, 10:30:36 AM
She went in for 3 stars she claims, how the f*ck do you fall asleep with a guy sticking a needle in your face tatooing 53 stars?


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: kinboshi on June 18, 2009, 10:36:45 AM
Tattooist has a few tattoos and piercings.  Makes booder look like a fair-weather amateur.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: cia260895 on June 18, 2009, 11:04:53 AM
cant see how u can fall asleep whilst getting yr face tatooed unless pi55ed


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: booder on June 18, 2009, 11:51:15 AM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...

This.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: GreekStein on June 18, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Colchester Kev on June 18, 2009, 11:58:18 AM
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?


THIS !!


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: cia260895 on June 18, 2009, 12:32:57 PM
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?


THIS !!

DRUGS?


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 18, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
Surely with tatooists the scarier looking the better they are?


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: EvilPie on June 18, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
Surely with tatooists the scarier looking the better they are?

No that's murderers you're thinking of.

With tattooists the better they are at drawing little pictures on people's skin the better they are.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 01:05:35 PM
If I were a tattooist I'm not sure I'd agree to do a tattoo like that on an 18 year old girl in any case.  I wonder if most would?


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 01:05:48 PM
Surely with tatooists the scarier looking the better they are?

No that's murderers you're thinking of.

With tattooists the better they are at drawing little pictures on people's skin the better they are.

Not dying from Hepatitis etc from a dirty instrument would be enough for me.

This is a quality tatoo

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pregnant-trashy-couple.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 01:13:52 PM
Have decided to hijack thread for temporary 'Awkward family photographs' intermission

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/video_control1.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 01:15:03 PM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bon-family-blowout-lr1.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 01:16:12 PM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mommy-the-pooh-lr.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 01:16:43 PM
Have decided to hijack thread for temporary 'Awkward family photographs' intermission

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/video_control1.jpg)

fail imo - those chokers aren't even the same.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 01:18:34 PM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/john-matt_becca_harding_wedding.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: cia260895 on June 18, 2009, 01:21:32 PM
Surely with tatooists the scarier looking the better they are?

No that's murderers you're thinking of.

With tattooists the better they are at drawing little pictures on people's skin the better they are.

Not dying from Hepatitis etc from a dirty instrument would be enough for me.

This is a quality tatoo

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pregnant-trashy-couple.jpg)

what is it??

oh i see now a splaterred spider


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: cia260895 on June 18, 2009, 01:23:54 PM
Have decided to hijack thread for temporary 'Awkward family photographs' intermission

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/video_control1.jpg)

fail imo - those chokers aren't even the same.

dunno bout you but i could see bolt in one of those shell suits..


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 01:27:07 PM
Have decided to hijack thread for temporary 'Awkward family photographs' intermission


fail imo - those chokers aren't even the same.

Ahh, good spot! Also the sexy lightning blue zipper panelling is slightly mismatched


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: GreekStein on June 18, 2009, 01:27:51 PM
Have decided to hijack thread for temporary 'Awkward family photographs' intermission

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/video_control1.jpg)

fail imo - those chokers aren't even the same.

dunno bout you but i could see bolt in one of those shell suits..

More likely than a blonde t-shirt


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: trafficjam on June 18, 2009, 01:40:48 PM
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Indestructable on June 18, 2009, 05:26:28 PM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mommy-the-pooh-lr.jpg)

Is it me or is that a cute photo.  :D


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: kinboshi on June 18, 2009, 06:50:59 PM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mommy-the-pooh-lr.jpg)

Is it me or is that a cute photo.  :D

Just you.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Indestructable on June 18, 2009, 08:25:30 PM
Perhaps something I shouldn't have said out loud.  ;ashamed;


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 08:43:07 PM
Perhaps something I shouldn't have said out loud.  ;ashamed;

It would be just about cute if it was only the kid but there's something very disturbing about the dad down on all fours dressed as a donkey.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Colchester Kev on June 18, 2009, 08:44:52 PM
Perhaps something I shouldn't have said out loud.  ;ashamed;

It would be just about cute if it was only the kid but there's something very disturbing about the dad down on all fours dressed as a donkey.

Yeah, he seem to be enjoying it a bit too much, i am guessing he has assumed that position more than once.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
thread inspired me to look for more on google - there are heaps of these gems out there!


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 09:46:16 PM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_eF1hJIzD3po/RmL_pFCxIlI/AAAAAAAAATs/7n9N2evVap0/2002+family+picture.jpg)

wrong wrong so so wrong


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 18, 2009, 09:56:56 PM
what is WRONG with people?

(http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/AwkwardFamily.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 10:01:10 PM
here are some of my finds

(http://emtoast.com/wp-content/uploads/russian-family-adopts-tunguska-creature.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 10:02:44 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/Sb5n1MfS5AI/AAAAAAAAB2g/qI5fPNM71yw/s400/family196822.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 10:04:07 PM
I quite like this one!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/138/320059619_f8b3716323.jpg?v=0)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 10:05:16 PM
(http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/awkward-400x338.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Claw75 on June 18, 2009, 10:06:40 PM
always remember to wear your Sunday best on photo day!

(http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/storage/Awkward1.jpg)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: pokerfan on June 18, 2009, 10:06:50 PM
(http://isthatmydeadpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lydiafamily-pic-971.jpg).


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: thetank on June 18, 2009, 10:50:58 PM

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pregnant-trashy-couple.jpg)


Where have I seen this image before? Driving me nuts trying to work it out.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Sark79 on June 19, 2009, 02:58:22 PM
I don't feel sorry for her in the tiniest bit. She is a chump for asking for one star let alone 56.  Idiot. 


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: RED-DOG on June 19, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
(http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/awkward-400x338.jpg)

What is with his shorts? It looks like he just ripped the bottoms off his jekylls.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Indestructable on June 19, 2009, 09:57:57 PM

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pregnant-trashy-couple.jpg)


Where have I seen this image before? Driving me nuts trying to work it out.


I think one of the "Lads" Mags sent out a link in one of their weekly emails to a top ten awkward family photos feature on the website:

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: paulhouk03 on June 19, 2009, 10:17:39 PM
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?


THIS !!

DRUGS?

she fancied him and was too scared to talk to him so she convinced herself to have a tatoo so they can have some magical moments together?


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 10:19:56 PM

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pregnant-trashy-couple.jpg)




Bloody hell how many times has she been to The Cow Pie Factory


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 10:22:16 PM
I quite like this one!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/138/320059619_f8b3716323.jpg?v=0)

????????????????????????????? Have you lost the plot Claire? looks like a game for all the family toe sucking fetish.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
OMG I just googled    Stupid family photos and WTF it the first one.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: G1BTW on June 20, 2009, 12:12:21 AM
OMG I just googled    Stupid family photos and WTF it the first one.

not the phone cam one? I just saw it and lolled hard


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: thetank on June 20, 2009, 05:16:26 AM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stevens-family-c1909.jpg)

The family members whose heights were not multiples of 3 inches convienently died of polio.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: kinboshi on June 24, 2009, 11:22:19 AM
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/06/23/girl-who-claimed-her.html


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 24, 2009, 11:40:39 AM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...

 ;tightend;


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: kinboshi on June 24, 2009, 11:46:33 AM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...

 ;tightend;

Hercule Poirot will be shaking in his boots.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 24, 2009, 12:02:22 PM
If i'm DM, will you be my Penfold kin?


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: phatomch on June 24, 2009, 12:53:26 PM
i have the winner



Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: kinboshi on June 24, 2009, 01:32:10 PM
i have the winner



rotflmfao

Goo-goo-ga-joob


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: thetank on June 24, 2009, 10:26:48 PM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...

 ;tightend;

::)


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: bolt pp on June 25, 2009, 10:13:03 AM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stevens-family-c1909.jpg)

The family members whose heights were not multiples of 3 inches convienently died of polio.

I think two of them are already dead, they used to just prop them up and take the picture anyway in them days.

The girl in the original pic looked blinding, she shouldve left it, i thought she looked sexy.


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Indestructable on June 25, 2009, 09:27:18 PM
Poor bint, but htf can you fall asleep getting your boat tatoo`d?
Check out the face on the artist too.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Belgium-Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaeminck-Sues-Over-Faces-Full-Of-Tattoos/Video/200906315310464

Shock news!!

"However, the 18-year-old was caught off camera on Dutch television saying she quite liked the tattoos and had asked for asking for all 56 but made up the story about falling asleep when she saw her father's furious reaction."


Title: Re: Dont fall asleep in the tatoo parlour
Post by: Colchester Kev on June 25, 2009, 09:28:55 PM
Poor bint, but htf can you fall asleep getting your boat tatoo`d?
Check out the face on the artist too.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Belgium-Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaeminck-Sues-Over-Faces-Full-Of-Tattoos/Video/200906315310464

Shock news!!

"However, the 18-year-old was caught off camera on Dutch television saying she quite liked the tattoos and had asked for asking for all 56 but made up the story about falling asleep when she saw her father's furious reaction."

It was a shock a couple of days and a couple of pages ago ;)