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« on: June 18, 2009, 10:09:00 AM »
Poor bint, but htf can you fall asleep getting your boat tatoo`d?
Check out the face on the artist too.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Belgium-Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaeminck-Sues-Over-Faces-Full-Of-Tattoos/Video/200906315310464
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 10:18:19 AM »
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 10:19:04 AM »
Quote from: TheChipPrince on June 18, 2009, 10:18:19 AM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...

That's pretty much what the tattooist is claiming

I'm inclined to be on his side

And you could also add, and wants someone else to pay for the laser surgery
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 10:30:36 AM »
She went in for 3 stars she claims, how the f*ck do you fall asleep with a guy sticking a needle in your face tatooing 53 stars?
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 10:36:45 AM »
Tattooist has a few tattoos and piercings.  Makes booder look like a fair-weather amateur.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 11:04:53 AM »
cant see how u can fall asleep whilst getting yr face tatooed unless pi55ed
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 11:51:15 AM »
Quote from: TheChipPrince on June 18, 2009, 10:18:19 AM
She never fell asleep, why on earth would the guy do it?

She realised what a state she looked after, was sh*t scared of her Mum/Dad, and made up some story about falling asleep...

This.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 11:57:54 AM »
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 11:58:18 AM »
Quote from: GreekStein on June 18, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?


THIS !!
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 12:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 18, 2009, 11:58:18 AM
Quote from: GreekStein on June 18, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
How do you let a guy who looks like that touch you in the f'ing first place!?


THIS !!

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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 12:34:54 PM »
Surely with tatooists the scarier looking the better they are?
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 12:43:56 PM »
Quote from: TheChipPrince on June 18, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
Surely with tatooists the scarier looking the better they are?

No that's murderers you're thinking of.

With tattooists the better they are at drawing little pictures on people's skin the better they are.
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 01:05:35 PM »
If I were a tattooist I'm not sure I'd agree to do a tattoo like that on an 18 year old girl in any case.  I wonder if most would?
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2009, 01:05:48 PM »
Quote from: EvilPie on June 18, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
Quote from: TheChipPrince on June 18, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
Surely with tatooists the scarier looking the better they are?

No that's murderers you're thinking of.

With tattooists the better they are at drawing little pictures on people's skin the better they are.

Not dying from Hepatitis etc from a dirty instrument would be enough for me.

This is a quality tatoo

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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2009, 01:13:52 PM »
Have decided to hijack thread for temporary 'Awkward family photographs' intermission

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