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Title: I run bad Post by: Swordpoker on August 18, 2009, 07:19:53 PM Walking down the street this afternoon I decided to buy myself a nice snack. I fancied a bar of chocolate but instead I figured I should have something a bit healthier. I went into the health shop nearby to look for a nutty bar but I found what looked like the perfect thing. It was a pack of cappuccino flavoured sweets with no sugar and no artificial ingredients. To my surprise they tasted really good and it wasn't long until I'd scoffed the lot.
Then I had a look at the packet to find out what the ingredients were. That's where I saw the warning: 'excessive comsumption has a laxative effect'. It turns out that 3 sweets counts as excessive and the whole pack contained about 20. FML. 2 hours later and I'm in full flow. I'm considering moving the TV to the bathroom. On the bright side, I can eat lots of tasty cakes for dinner safe in the knowledge that they will be calorie free. Title: Re: I run bad Post by: gatso on August 18, 2009, 07:21:36 PM the mistake here is pretty obvious. you bought cappuccino flavour sweets. what on earth made you think they would be good?
Title: Re: I run bad Post by: mondatoo on August 18, 2009, 07:23:16 PM the mistake here is pretty obvious. you bought cappuccino flavour sweets. what on earth made you think they would be good? But he said they were good,lolol at OP gg Title: Re: I run bad Post by: Geo the Sarge on August 18, 2009, 07:25:55 PM Lol Mark,
I take it you have no fencing tuition tonight. Geo Title: Re: I run bad Post by: Swordpoker on August 18, 2009, 07:27:42 PM Lol Mark, I take it you have no fencing tuition tonight. Geo No, thank god. Would def have to cancel. Not enough room in the bathroom. Title: Re: I run bad Post by: booder on August 18, 2009, 08:12:20 PM rotflmfao
Title: Re: I run bad Post by: cia260895 on August 18, 2009, 10:27:07 PM Wet Wipes FTW ;bumwiggle;
Title: Re: I run bad Post by: Graham C on August 19, 2009, 12:14:11 AM Title: Re: I run bad Post by: thetank on August 19, 2009, 02:05:49 AM lol at dragging telly to the bathroom.
buy a £200 laptop you big nit! Title: Re: I run bad Post by: Ironside on August 19, 2009, 03:20:30 AM this is something diabetics learn very quickly there is no such thing as a health sweet
Title: Re: I run bad Post by: MC on August 20, 2009, 11:30:03 AM Was the double meaning in the thread title intentional?
Title: Re: I run bad Post by: Swordpoker on August 20, 2009, 11:45:20 PM Was the double meaning in the thread title intentional? I'm glad someone noticed! |