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« on: August 18, 2009, 07:19:53 PM » |
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Walking down the street this afternoon I decided to buy myself a nice snack. I fancied a bar of chocolate but instead I figured I should have something a bit healthier. I went into the health shop nearby to look for a nutty bar but I found what looked like the perfect thing. It was a pack of cappuccino flavoured sweets with no sugar and no artificial ingredients. To my surprise they tasted really good and it wasn't long until I'd scoffed the lot.
Then I had a look at the packet to find out what the ingredients were. That's where I saw the warning: 'excessive comsumption has a laxative effect'. It turns out that 3 sweets counts as excessive and the whole pack contained about 20. FML.
2 hours later and I'm in full flow. I'm considering moving the TV to the bathroom. On the bright side, I can eat lots of tasty cakes for dinner safe in the knowledge that they will be calorie free.
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gatso
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 07:21:36 PM » |
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the mistake here is pretty obvious. you bought cappuccino flavour sweets. what on earth made you think they would be good?
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If you get to the yeasty clunge you've gone too far
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mondatoo
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 07:23:16 PM » |
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the mistake here is pretty obvious. you bought cappuccino flavour sweets. what on earth made you think they would be good?
But he said they were good,lolol at OP gg |
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Geo the Sarge
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 07:25:55 PM » |
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Lol Mark,
I take it you have no fencing tuition tonight.
Geo
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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Swordpoker
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 07:27:42 PM » |
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Lol Mark,
I take it you have no fencing tuition tonight.
Geo
No, thank god. Would def have to cancel. Not enough room in the bathroom. |
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 08:12:20 PM » |
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 10:27:07 PM » |
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Graham C
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2009, 12:14:11 AM » |
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^ that  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2009, 02:05:49 AM » |
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lol at dragging telly to the bathroom.
buy a £200 laptop you big nit!
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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Ironside
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 03:20:30 AM » |
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this is something diabetics learn very quickly there is no such thing as a health sweet
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I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.
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MC
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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2009, 11:30:03 AM » |
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Was the double meaning in the thread title intentional?
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"Success is not final, failure is not fatal"@epitomised
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Swordpoker
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2009, 11:45:20 PM » |
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Was the double meaning in the thread title intentional?
I'm glad someone noticed! |
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