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Title: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:22:10 PM Go.you have 24 Hrs to help.lol
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 09:23:00 PM dont hit her on the first date
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:23:49 PM Cheers bolt.lol
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: AndrewT on September 04, 2009, 09:24:36 PM As long as she doesn't call the police it's all gravy.
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 09:27:06 PM only nick her phone when she goes to the toilet if it's worth more than £27
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Laxie on September 04, 2009, 09:31:34 PM Don't pick yer nose or scratch anything below the waist.
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: thetank on September 04, 2009, 09:32:17 PM Be funny, but not too funny.
Don't mention the war. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 09:33:05 PM scratch anything below the waist. what if she asks him to? Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: AndrewT on September 04, 2009, 09:36:08 PM scratch anything below the waist. what if she asks him to? She means his waist. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:36:16 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.good advice ppl.i need more though.
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 09:38:04 PM scratch anything below the waist. what if she asks him to? She means his waist. some girls like to watch Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: G1BTW on September 04, 2009, 09:38:07 PM If you met her on the internets check if she is actually a lady. :O
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Boba Fett on September 04, 2009, 09:38:09 PM Don't talk too much about yourself unless asked. Always ask about her
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Girgy85 on September 04, 2009, 09:38:44 PM IWWIL to get a date!
MBSFN! Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Claw75 on September 04, 2009, 09:40:59 PM lay off the garlic and onions
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:42:00 PM Lol girgy wi the acronyms.dunno wot they mean,but my loin stirred.
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: AndrewT on September 04, 2009, 09:42:38 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.good advice ppl.i need more though. If it's your ex, how is it a first date? Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:43:35 PM Shit andrew.ur not daft.
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Claw75 on September 04, 2009, 09:43:56 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.good advice ppl.i need more though. If it's your ex, how is it a first date? this. hopefully you'll already know the stuff she likes and doesn't like, so just do the right thing! Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 09:44:33 PM dont call her a cheating slag
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: pokerfan on September 04, 2009, 09:45:58 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.good advice ppl.i need more though. Taking an ex out is nothing like a first date. She obv just want s******g so dont muck about imo.Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 09:46:38 PM It's your ex? please disregard...................
dont hit her on the first date Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 09:49:13 PM Do ask her if she shags on a 1st date
if she says No spend accordingly ;) Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:51:23 PM Oh dear.this may be a regret.posting.i mean.
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: The_nun on September 04, 2009, 09:54:26 PM Do.....Make sure she is up for some kinky bedroom antics.
Don't. ...waste your money all night on her if she isn't. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Laxie on September 04, 2009, 09:56:18 PM Do.....Make sure she is up for some kinky bedroom antics. Don't. ...waste your money all night on her if she isn't. ^This Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Girgy85 on September 04, 2009, 09:57:28 PM Make her pay all night IMO!
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: The_nun on September 04, 2009, 10:00:17 PM Bugger went in a tunnel n cia beat me to it
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Claw75 on September 04, 2009, 10:02:27 PM IWWIL to get a date! MBSFN! Make her pay all night IMO! ;carlocitrone; Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Girgy85 on September 04, 2009, 10:03:56 PM IWWIL to get a date! MBSFN! Make her pay all night IMO! ;carlocitrone; mmmmmm point taken! Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: paulhouk03 on September 04, 2009, 10:18:55 PM get her drunk!
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Maxriddles on September 04, 2009, 10:22:49 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.good advice ppl.i need more though. Taking an ex out is nothing like a first date. She obv just want s******g so dont muck about imo.This. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: boldie on September 04, 2009, 10:28:38 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 10:31:04 PM get her drunk! yep, you cant get the pills anymore, those bloody unlicensed cab drivers have ruined it for everyone Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 10:36:06 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) ever done this? Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: boldie on September 04, 2009, 10:39:48 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) ever done this? getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: bolt pp on September 04, 2009, 10:41:06 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) ever done this? getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place. because she dumped you and then you stalked her? Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 10:44:43 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) ever done this? getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place. no u prawn the re heating of the shity microwave dinner Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Swordpoker on September 04, 2009, 11:54:22 PM getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place. Agreed. Had to try this out a few times before I was sure. Decided I was right the first time. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Longy on September 05, 2009, 02:21:46 AM Print this thread, read from it like a script, she will be all over you like a cheap suit, trust me.
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Laxie on September 05, 2009, 02:27:48 AM Print this thread, read from it like a script, she will be all over you like a cheap suit, trust me. Yeah. Good luck with that. Let me know how you get on. rotflmfao Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Ironside on September 05, 2009, 07:18:16 AM whats a date?
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Longy on September 05, 2009, 07:44:23 AM Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: action man on September 05, 2009, 08:04:26 AM do.. ask chip rich
don't.... ask me Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: boldie on September 05, 2009, 02:56:43 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) ever done this? getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place. no u prawn the re heating of the shity microwave dinner Of course...I used to be a student (in the age before students became ballas and shrewdies) Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: cia260895 on September 05, 2009, 08:17:16 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) ever done this? getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place. no u prawn the re heating of the shity microwave dinner Of course...I used to be a student (in the age before students became ballas and shrewdies) fk me where they invented then?? Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: boldie on September 05, 2009, 08:36:22 PM Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol. your Ex? Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"? If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner :) ever done this? getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place. no u prawn the re heating of the shity microwave dinner Of course...I used to be a student (in the age before students became ballas and shrewdies) fk me where they invented then?? lol..I'm younger than you, you putz! Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: thetank on September 05, 2009, 08:38:23 PM Even I remember the days before micromeals.
We had boil in the bag meals instead. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2009, 12:43:17 AM Even I remember the days before micromeals. We had boil in the bag meals instead. + vesta curries :)up Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Dingdell on September 06, 2009, 10:58:40 AM Update please - how did it go? Or are you still in that awkward moment of waiting for her to leave but she's faffing about with her hair??
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: barhell on September 06, 2009, 05:23:07 PM After quite a boring date with a miserable girl, i decided i would offer her the empty wine bottle off the table with the choice words "why don't you take this home you'll probably have more fun".
I didn't get a second date, i did get a bit of a bruised face. Oh well we all live and learn. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: sofa----king on September 07, 2009, 07:44:12 AM i use to have loadsa first dates.,.,.,not so many second dates.,.,.,used to miss them out and go straight to the 3rd and 4th dates.,.,.,
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: cia260895 on September 07, 2009, 01:37:15 PM I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk)
Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,, turns out she was sucking on a lollipop phew Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: boldie on September 07, 2009, 01:44:56 PM I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk) Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,, turns out she was sucking on a lollipop phew Girl meets you for a date whilst already sucking on a lollipop? Flukey git! Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Simon Galloway on September 07, 2009, 01:47:29 PM Anyone remember Piwi's first date on Porky's?
Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: cia260895 on September 07, 2009, 01:51:27 PM I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk) Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,, turns out she was sucking on a lollipop phew Girl meets you for a date whilst already sucking on a lollipop? Flukey git! yah reminds me that sometimes i did run good ;D Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: EvilPie on September 07, 2009, 01:54:47 PM Anyone remember Piwi's first date on Porky's? Pure class. With Wendy Williams. "So she reaches down and she grabs his cock" "Horny little mother already had a rubber on" Without doubt one of the best films ever. Think I'm going to watch it again tonight. Thanks for the reminder. Title: Re: first date do,s and dont,s? Post by: Kev B on September 07, 2009, 03:53:55 PM Don't tell her you would like to shag her sister, or is that the reason she's an ex in the first place. ;D ;D ;D
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