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cia260895
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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Quote from: boldie on September 05, 2009, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 10:44:43 PM
Quote from: boldie on September 04, 2009, 10:39:48 PM
Quote from: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: boldie on September 04, 2009, 10:28:38 PM
Quote from: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:36:16 PM
Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.
your Ex?
Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"?
If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner
ever done this?
getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place.
no u prawn
the re heating of the shity microwave dinner
Of course...I used to be a student (in the age before students became ballas and shrewdies)
fk me where they invented then??
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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Quote from: cia260895 on September 05, 2009, 08:17:16 PM
Quote from: boldie on September 05, 2009, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 10:44:43 PM
Quote from: boldie on September 04, 2009, 10:39:48 PM
Quote from: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: boldie on September 04, 2009, 10:28:38 PM
Quote from: bhoywonder on September 04, 2009, 09:36:16 PM
Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.
your Ex?
Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"?
If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner
ever done this?
getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place.
no u prawn
the re heating of the shity microwave dinner
Of course...I used to be a student (in the age before students became ballas and shrewdies)
fk me where they invented then??
lol..I'm younger than you, you putz!
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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September 05, 2009, 08:38:23 PM »
Even I remember the days before micromeals.
We had boil in the bag meals instead.
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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Quote from: thetank on September 05, 2009, 08:38:23 PM
Even I remember the days before micromeals.
We had boil in the bag meals instead.
+ vesta curries
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September 06, 2009, 10:58:40 AM »
Update please - how did it go? Or are you still in that awkward moment of waiting for her to leave but she's faffing about with her hair??
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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September 06, 2009, 05:23:07 PM »
After quite a boring date with a miserable girl, i decided i would offer her the empty wine bottle off the table with the choice words "why don't you take this home you'll probably have more fun".
I didn't get a second date, i did get a bit of a bruised face.
Oh well we all live and learn.
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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i use to have loadsa first dates.,.,.,not so many second dates.,.,.,used to miss them out and go straight to the 3rd and 4th dates.,.,.,
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I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk)
Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,,
turns out she was sucking on a lollipop
phew
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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Quote from: cia260895 on September 07, 2009, 01:37:15 PM
I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk)
Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,,
turns out she was sucking on a lollipop
phew
Girl meets you for a date whilst already sucking on a lollipop? Flukey git!
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Anyone remember Piwi's first date on Porky's?
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cia260895
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Quote from: boldie on September 07, 2009, 01:44:56 PM
Quote from: cia260895 on September 07, 2009, 01:37:15 PM
I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk)
Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,,
turns out she was sucking on a lollipop
phew
Girl meets you for a date whilst already sucking on a lollipop? Flukey git!
yah reminds me that sometimes i did run good
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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Quote from: Simon Galloway on September 07, 2009, 01:47:29 PM
Anyone remember Piwi's first date on Porky's?
Pure class. With Wendy Williams.
"So she reaches down and she grabs his cock"
"Horny little mother already had a rubber on"
Without doubt one of the best films ever. Think I'm going to watch it again tonight. Thanks for the reminder.
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Re: first date do,s and dont,s?
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September 07, 2009, 03:53:55 PM »
Don't tell her you would like to shag her sister, or is that the reason she's an ex in the first place.
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