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Title: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Nakor on September 04, 2009, 10:00:33 PM
every UK manufactured packet of crisps have a Best Before date that ends on a Saturday?



Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: cia260895 on September 04, 2009, 10:37:19 PM
1 1/2 hours later

i give up  ;surrender;


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: boldie on September 04, 2009, 10:42:34 PM
Do they?

crap..I'll need to go look tomorrow.


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 08:22:24 PM
i got skips here, ends on a wednesday


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: TightEnd on September 28, 2009, 08:23:38 PM
Not quite a bump


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: sovietsong on September 28, 2009, 08:31:03 PM
is this true?


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: sweet potata! on September 28, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
every UK manufactured packet of crisps have a Best Before date that ends on a Saturday?



Nice one i like jokes....I don't know, why does every UK manufactured packet of crisps have a best before date that ends on a Saturday?


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 08:35:15 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Ironside on September 28, 2009, 08:39:58 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

get me a pack of skips pls


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 08:44:12 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

get me a pack of skips pls

packet of beef monster munch as well please


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 08:45:46 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

go to a shop in woolwich, all the crisps have sell by dates that end on a saturday two weeks ago


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 28, 2009, 08:45:56 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

get me a pack of skips pls

packet of beef monster munch as well please

Pickled onion monster munch are EVIL !

I used to make my kids open and eat them outside.



Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Geo the Sarge on September 28, 2009, 08:49:08 PM
According to this it is true


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_all_walkers_crisps_sell_by_dates_all_end_on_a_saturday

Sell by dates on Crisp packets end on a Saturday for the licencing trade. This is because normally dry stock rotation in pubs and clubs in on a Friday, therefore, sell by dates are on a Saturday to ensure sales up to and including stock rotation day.





Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 08:50:46 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

go to a shaop in woolwich, its amazing all the crisps have sell by dates that end on a saturday two weeks ago

I'm thinking it's not worth the 1/2 hour journey. might just go to a local place with fresh food


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 08:51:47 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

go to a shaop in woolwich, its amazing all the crisps have sell by dates that end on a saturday two weeks ago

I'm thinking it's not worth the 1/2 hour journey. might just go to a local place with fresh food

[  ] i'm very unhappy it now takes me an hour to get to woolwich


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 09:28:12 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

go to a shaop in woolwich, its amazing all the crisps have sell by dates that end on a saturday two weeks ago

I'm thinking it's not worth the 1/2 hour journey. might just go to a local place with fresh food

[  ] i'm very unhappy it now takes me an hour to get to woolwich

have you actually moved to chislehurst? I thought you were just reccying the area for future burgling


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 09:30:59 PM
I was sceptical but after my visit to my local tesco metro I have to report that it appears to be pretty much true

I found 8 different best before dates on crisps and all were saturdays

the only exception was pringles who use the end of a month rather than a specific day

I also checked 4 different types of nuts before I got bored. they were also saturday dates


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Claw75 on September 28, 2009, 09:32:08 PM
i have skips and walkers in my kitchen. will check the dates when i can be bothered to get up.


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 09:34:29 PM
all the words on my screen are massive, i just trod on the keyboard, can someone tell me what i pressed and how i get it back pls?


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Ironside on September 28, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
i have skips and walkers in my kitchen. will check the dates when i can be bothered to get up.

send me the skips in a cab pls


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 09:35:50 PM
ctrl and zero together bolt


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 09:36:36 PM
that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

go to a shaop in woolwich, its amazing all the crisps have sell by dates that end on a saturday two weeks ago

I'm thinking it's not worth the 1/2 hour journey. might just go to a local place with fresh food

[  ] i'm very unhappy it now takes me an hour to get to woolwich

have you actually moved to chislehurst? I thought you were just reccying the area for future burgling

i burgled a house here about a year ago when the owners were out and they still havent come back so i just moved all my gear in



Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 09:37:38 PM

i burgled a house here about a year ago when the owners were out and they still havent come back so i just moved all my gear in


sweet. much nicer gig than woolwich


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
ctrl and zero together bolt

this isnt working nothing happends  :dontask:


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Nakor on September 28, 2009, 09:41:29 PM
ctrl and zero together bolt

this isnt working nothing happends  :dontask:

IE8?  Magnification bottom right?


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 09:43:08 PM
ctrl and zero together bolt

this isnt working nothing happends  :dontask:

IE8?  Magnification bottom right?

and when you've done that install a decent browser. then you can ctrl zero next time


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: bolt pp on September 28, 2009, 09:44:58 PM
sorted, went to view then text size, whatever id pressed before made it massive


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: Laxie on September 28, 2009, 09:45:50 PM
ctrl and zero together bolt

Good man.  Cheers!  Did the same thing myself a couple of weeks back and was just dealing with it until now.


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: gatso on September 28, 2009, 09:47:14 PM
sorted, went to view then text size, whatever id pressed before made it massive

you probs did it with the mouse scroll wheel. if you scroll while pressing ctrl it changes the size in ff, probs similar in ie


Title: Re: Why Does . . . . . ?
Post by: kinboshi on September 29, 2009, 09:31:24 AM
Press ctrl+alt+del and select log off.

Then take the computer back to the shop.