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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2009, 09:28:12 PM »

that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

go to a shaop in woolwich, its amazing all the crisps have sell by dates that end on a saturday two weeks ago

I'm thinking it's not worth the 1/2 hour journey. might just go to a local place with fresh food

[  ] i'm very unhappy it now takes me an hour to get to woolwich

have you actually moved to chislehurst? I thought you were just reccying the area for future burgling
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2009, 09:30:59 PM »

I was sceptical but after my visit to my local tesco metro I have to report that it appears to be pretty much true

I found 8 different best before dates on crisps and all were saturdays

the only exception was pringles who use the end of a month rather than a specific day

I also checked 4 different types of nuts before I got bored. they were also saturday dates
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2009, 09:32:08 PM »

i have skips and walkers in my kitchen. will check the dates when i can be bothered to get up.
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2009, 09:34:29 PM »

all the words on my screen are massive, i just trod on the keyboard, can someone tell me what i pressed and how i get it back pls?
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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2009, 09:35:01 PM »

i have skips and walkers in my kitchen. will check the dates when i can be bothered to get up.

send me the skips in a cab pls
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2009, 09:35:50 PM »

ctrl and zero together bolt
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« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2009, 09:36:36 PM »

that's settled it. I couldn't decide whether to go to the shop or not. I'm gonna go now and check all the crisps

go to a shaop in woolwich, its amazing all the crisps have sell by dates that end on a saturday two weeks ago

I'm thinking it's not worth the 1/2 hour journey. might just go to a local place with fresh food

[  ] i'm very unhappy it now takes me an hour to get to woolwich

have you actually moved to chislehurst? I thought you were just reccying the area for future burgling

i burgled a house here about a year ago when the owners were out and they still havent come back so i just moved all my gear in

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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2009, 09:37:38 PM »


i burgled a house here about a year ago when the owners were out and they still havent come back so i just moved all my gear in


sweet. much nicer gig than woolwich
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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2009, 09:39:42 PM »

ctrl and zero together bolt

this isnt working nothing happends 
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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2009, 09:41:29 PM »

ctrl and zero together bolt

this isnt working nothing happends 

IE8?  Magnification bottom right?
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« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2009, 09:43:08 PM »

ctrl and zero together bolt

this isnt working nothing happends 

IE8?  Magnification bottom right?

and when you've done that install a decent browser. then you can ctrl zero next time
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« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2009, 09:44:58 PM »

sorted, went to view then text size, whatever id pressed before made it massive
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« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2009, 09:45:50 PM »

ctrl and zero together bolt

Good man.  Cheers!  Did the same thing myself a couple of weeks back and was just dealing with it until now.
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« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2009, 09:47:14 PM »

sorted, went to view then text size, whatever id pressed before made it massive

you probs did it with the mouse scroll wheel. if you scroll while pressing ctrl it changes the size in ff, probs similar in ie
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2009, 09:31:24 AM »

Press ctrl+alt+del and select log off.

Then take the computer back to the shop.
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