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Title: What do women want in a man? Post by: zelda on October 28, 2009, 12:00:10 AM Honesty, loyalty and faithfulness.
Or is that a dog? ;) Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Girgy85 on October 28, 2009, 12:04:23 AM Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 12:14:41 AM 4 wheels
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: phatomch on October 28, 2009, 12:24:48 AM i don't know......
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Longines on October 28, 2009, 12:29:11 AM I've just asked my missus and apparently the definitive answer is a 12" carving knife.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:38:16 AM a big ****
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Girgy85 on October 28, 2009, 12:39:01 AM Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Woodsey on October 28, 2009, 12:39:35 AM Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Woodsey on October 28, 2009, 12:40:08 AM c'mon don't fk about lol Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:41:03 AM cock was what i was thinking. oh and have one, not be one. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Girgy85 on October 28, 2009, 12:41:34 AM cock was what i was thinking. oh and have one, not be one. tut tut Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:42:18 AM cock was what i was thinking. oh and have one, not be one. tut tut meh - just making up for all the tits and arse comments on the other thread. i've posted my real views there. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Woodsey on October 28, 2009, 12:42:34 AM cock was what i was thinking. oh and have one, not be one. Bit of column A and B probably.......LOL sorry drunk Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: phatomch on October 28, 2009, 12:47:13 AM mine is only about 6 1/2" but its about the thickness of a can of red bull is this ok or do you need bigger?
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:54:22 AM mine is only about 6 1/2" but its about the thickness of a can of red bull is this ok or do you need bigger? i can't post my honest response on a family forum Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: action man on October 28, 2009, 12:59:23 AM mine is only about 6 1/2" but its about the thickness of a can of red bull is this ok or do you need bigger? must keep you up all night. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: suzanne on October 28, 2009, 01:03:19 AM mine is only about 6 1/2" but its about the thickness of a can of red bull is this ok or do you need bigger? i can't post my honest response on a family forum ditto...but soooooooo want to :-x Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: suzanne on October 28, 2009, 01:06:30 AM Ive had a really nice evening in Mr Phats company in the past so I know hes on a wind up :-P
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: suzanne on October 28, 2009, 01:08:56 AM ...and NO its didnt involve a can of Redbull LOL
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: phatomch on October 28, 2009, 01:51:06 AM Ive had a really nice evening in Mr Phats company in the past so I know hes on a wind up :-P i remember meeting you but cant rember all the night , what happened? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: DaveShoelace on October 28, 2009, 08:22:21 AM My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to. Having been with her for 5 years now I assume its paying for everything and listening to her drone on about clothes that keeps us together.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 08:27:47 AM There's no point saying what we want in a man because the men think they already know what we want.
Generally*, there are four categories of men: 1) The ones who think we want the world. Some ladies might, but most of us are realistic. 2) The ones who think sex and the size of their willy is most important. Sure sex is important, but it won't keep ya ticking over if the guy is generally an arse. As for size? That's a long running debate in its own right, but frankly if you're creative and know how to work with what you have...there's no need to worry. 3) The ones who are stuck so far up their own arse, they aren't capable of being anything more than an arse. 4) The gay guys. They're our best friends. They know exactly what we're thinking and what we expect from our men. Unfortunately, they aren't interested. rotflmfao *These categories may or may not be 100% accurate and are subject to change. Maybe later today I'll give my thoughts on what's really important in a man (from my own point of view), but it's too early yet and I've not had my brekkie. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Girgy85 on October 28, 2009, 08:30:15 AM There's no point saying what we want in a man because the men think they already know what we want. Generally*, there are four categories of men: 1) The ones who think we want the world. Some ladies might, but most of us are realistic. 2) The ones who think sex and the size of their willy is most important. Sure sex is important, but it won't keep ya ticking over if the guy is generally an arse. As for size? That's a long running debate in its own right, but frankly if you're creative and know how to work with what you have...there's no need to worry. 3) The ones who are stuck so far up their own arse, they aren't capable of being anything more than an arse. 4) The gay guys. They're our best friends. They know exactly what we're thinking and what we expect from our men. Unfortunately, they aren't interested. rotflmfao *These categories may or may not be 100% accurate and are subject to change. Maybe later today I'll give my thoughts on what's really important in a man (from my own point of view), but it's too early yet and I've not had my brekkie. I'm turning gay! Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2009, 09:23:39 AM My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to. If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere! Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: cia260895 on October 28, 2009, 09:56:34 AM My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to. If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere! even on the souls of yr feet? errrrgggg Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Longy on October 28, 2009, 10:03:48 AM My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to. If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere! even on the souls of yr feet? errrrgggg more like the palms of his hands Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2009, 10:11:52 AM My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to. If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere! even on the souls of yr feet? errrrgggg more like the palms of his hands ldo - both, my tongue and teeth even have a light fur coating. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 10:39:50 AM "What are you thinking?" - 4 little words that strike fear into even the hardiest of men.
Why?!?! It's not a trick question FFS! rotflmfao I'd love to be able to ask that question without facing what resembles a deer about to be crushed by the headlights of a car. But alas, it's a rare occurrence. If we're just chilling and I notice a wee glint in the eye, a frown a smile or whatever, I may ask that question. You may only be thinking, "I've got to go to the loo, but want to wait until the next advert break." OK, not riveting conversation, I'll give you that, but why be afraid? We don't spend our days looking for a fight. Yet ye assume that's what we're after. Ahhhhhhh, but then we bring those four little words into the the mix during a real live argument. Again, grown men revert to a state of panic. Almost as bad as a kid who's been told there is no Santa. Here's where it get tricky for ye Lads, but it needn't be. I can't count the number of times I've heard a Lad say, "I just drown her out with my own thoughts and let her get on with her rant." So by the time you're asked, "What are you thinking?" yer basically in a world of trouble because you're planning the next week's match schedule by then and haven't a clue what she was on about for the past 5 minutes. FOCUS! It's all about focus man. For centuries, men have sat in boardrooms hours on end listening to pure rubbish, but they stay focused because their jobs depend on it. Men have fought in battles and had to stay focused because their lives depend on it. You lot play poker FFS! Surely you stay focused during your play...at least most of the time? During one of our rants, stay focused. You KNOW those four little words will appear at some point. Why get yourself into more trouble by blanking out the entire conversation? Once you've been asked, "What are you thinking?" you can let loose. We may not be impressed with your thoughts, but we'll be damn well impressed by the fact that you were paying attention. That's my post brekkie lesson over. Will come up with the next one in time for your lunch. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Longy on October 28, 2009, 10:52:14 AM We are meant to answer that honestly? The best response you will probs will get from me is " I was thinking that if City sell Hoolahan, will we invest in pacy wingers and ditch the diamond formation" and the worst will be something along the lines of " What I wouldn't do to that bird off hollyoaks".
gg divorce rate. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ginger on October 28, 2009, 10:52:32 AM "What are you thinking?" - 4 little words that strike fear into even the hardiest of men. Why?!?! It's not a trick question FFS! rotflmfao I'd love to be able to ask that question without facing what resembles a deer about to be crushed by the headlights of a car. But alas, it's a rare occurrence. If we're just chilling and I notice a wee glint in the eye, a frown a smile or whatever, I may ask that question. You may only be thinking, "I've got to go to the loo, but want to wait until the next advert break." OK, not riveting conversation, I'll give you that, but why be afraid? We don't spend our days looking for a fight. Yet ye assume that's what we're after. Ahhhhhhh, but then we bring those four little words into the the mix during a real live argument. Again, grown men revert to a state of panic. Almost as bad as a kid who's been told there is no Santa. Here's where it get tricky for ye Lads, but it needn't be. I can't count the number of times I've heard a Lad say, "I just drown her out with my own thoughts and let her get on with her rant." So by the time you're asked, "What are you thinking?" yer basically in a world of trouble because you're planning the next week's match schedule by then and haven't a clue what she was on about for the past 5 minutes. FOCUS! It's all about focus man. For centuries, men have sat in boardrooms hours on end listening to pure rubbish, but they stay focused because their jobs depend on it. Men have fought in battles and had to stay focused because their lives depend on it. You lot play poker FFS! Surely you stay focused during your play...at least most of the time? During one of our rants, stay focused. You KNOW those four little words will appear at some point. Why get yourself into more trouble by blanking out the entire conversation? Once you've been asked, "What are you thinking?" you can let loose. We may not be impressed with your thoughts, but we'll be damn well impressed by the fact that you were paying attention. That's my post brekkie lesson over. Will come up with the next one in time for your lunch. Great post Dawn! sums up the reasons for most of my 'ticked off' moments here. When will they learn, sigh... Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ginger on October 28, 2009, 10:54:52 AM We are meant to answer that honestly? The best response you will probs will get from me is " I was thinking that if City sell Hoolahan, will we invest in pacy wingers and ditch the diamond formation" and the worst will be something along the lines of " What I wouldn't do to that bird off hollyoaks". gg divorce rate. Sigh, I think you kinda missed the point of Dawn's post... :) Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 10:58:06 AM We are meant to answer that honestly? The best response you will probs will get from me is " I was thinking that if City sell Hoolahan, will we invest in pacy wingers and ditch the diamond formation" and the worst will be something along the lines of " What I wouldn't do to that bird off hollyoaks". gg divorce rate. Sigh, I think you kinda missed the point of Dawn's post... :) Just a bit! rotflmfao Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 11:02:58 AM reason i never answer when someone ask "what are you thinking" is because i am normally mentally undressiing them or thinking god your bum looks big in that
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Longy on October 28, 2009, 11:05:18 AM Haha and there we have it, the difference between the men and women in a microcosm. See I decided to avoid the issue in my post and make some flippent remark, I understood where you were going with the post but couldn't resist turning into some kind of joke. Then the women come on and think I am being serious.
Seriously if we men acted like women and vice versa, there wouldn't be the same level of attraction imo. Deep down we actually like the fact we are different and found those qualities attractive. If this wasn't the case we would mostly be homosexual, no? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: TightEnd on October 28, 2009, 11:06:18 AM "What are you thinking?" - 4 little words that strike fear into even the hardiest of men. Why?!?! It's not a trick question FFS! rotflmfao I'd love to be able to ask that question without facing what resembles a deer about to be crushed by the headlights of a car. But alas, it's a rare occurrence. If we're just chilling and I notice a wee glint in the eye, a frown a smile or whatever, I may ask that question. You may only be thinking, "I've got to go to the loo, but want to wait until the next advert break." OK, not riveting conversation, I'll give you that, but why be afraid? We don't spend our days looking for a fight. Yet ye assume that's what we're after. Ahhhhhhh, but then we bring those four little words into the the mix during a real live argument. Again, grown men revert to a state of panic. Almost as bad as a kid who's been told there is no Santa. Here's where it get tricky for ye Lads, but it needn't be. I can't count the number of times I've heard a Lad say, "I just drown her out with my own thoughts and let her get on with her rant." So by the time you're asked, "What are you thinking?" yer basically in a world of trouble because you're planning the next week's match schedule by then and haven't a clue what she was on about for the past 5 minutes. FOCUS! It's all about focus man. For centuries, men have sat in boardrooms hours on end listening to pure rubbish, but they stay focused because their jobs depend on it. Men have fought in battles and had to stay focused because their lives depend on it. You lot play poker FFS! Surely you stay focused during your play...at least most of the time? During one of our rants, stay focused. You KNOW those four little words will appear at some point. Why get yourself into more trouble by blanking out the entire conversation? Once you've been asked, "What are you thinking?" you can let loose. We may not be impressed with your thoughts, but we'll be damn well impressed by the fact that you were paying attention. That's my post brekkie lesson over. Will come up with the next one in time for your lunch. gobbledygook. Read it three times and still not a clue what you are on about. Good luck to anyone who ever asks what I am thinking and manages to escape within three hours when I respond honestly. We'll cover economics, pornography, football, cinema, children, blonde Poker..perhaps take a short break...and then move onto music, TV and Scottish Dave. gg your life. Best not to ask. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 11:11:53 AM "What are you thinking?" - 4 little words that strike fear into even the hardiest of men. Why?!?! It's not a trick question FFS! rotflmfao I'd love to be able to ask that question without facing what resembles a deer about to be crushed by the headlights of a car. But alas, it's a rare occurrence. If we're just chilling and I notice a wee glint in the eye, a frown a smile or whatever, I may ask that question. You may only be thinking, "I've got to go to the loo, but want to wait until the next advert break." OK, not riveting conversation, I'll give you that, but why be afraid? We don't spend our days looking for a fight. Yet ye assume that's what we're after. Ahhhhhhh, but then we bring those four little words into the the mix during a real live argument. Again, grown men revert to a state of panic. Almost as bad as a kid who's been told there is no Santa. Here's where it get tricky for ye Lads, but it needn't be. I can't count the number of times I've heard a Lad say, "I just drown her out with my own thoughts and let her get on with her rant." So by the time you're asked, "What are you thinking?" yer basically in a world of trouble because you're planning the next week's match schedule by then and haven't a clue what she was on about for the past 5 minutes. FOCUS! It's all about focus man. For centuries, men have sat in boardrooms hours on end listening to pure rubbish, but they stay focused because their jobs depend on it. Men have fought in battles and had to stay focused because their lives depend on it. You lot play poker FFS! Surely you stay focused during your play...at least most of the time? During one of our rants, stay focused. You KNOW those four little words will appear at some point. Why get yourself into more trouble by blanking out the entire conversation? Once you've been asked, "What are you thinking?" you can let loose. We may not be impressed with your thoughts, but we'll be damn well impressed by the fact that you were paying attention. That's my post brekkie lesson over. Will come up with the next one in time for your lunch. gobbledygook. Read it three times and still not a clue what you are on about. Good luck to anyone who ever asks what I am thinking and manages to escape within three hours when I respond honestly. We'll cover economics, pornography, football, cinema, children, blonde Poker..perhaps take a short break...and then move onto music, TV and Scottish Dave. gg your life. Best not to ask. you actually spend time thinking about scottish dave? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 11:13:40 AM Haha and there we have it, the difference between the men and women in a microcosm. See I decided to avoid the issue in my post and make some flippent remark, I understood where you were going with the post but couldn't resist turning into some kind of joke. Then the women come on and think I am being serious. Seriously if we men acted like women and vice versa, there wouldn't be the same level of attraction imo. Deep down we actually like the fact we are different and found those qualities attractive. If this wasn't the case we would mostly be homosexual, no? I had a feeling you were messing about. You're too intelligent to have totally missed the point. Thing is, we like the silliness in ye. In fact, that's one of the most popular traits in a man if you ask a group of women. But there's a time and a place for it. Silly reply whilst sat just chilling = very good. Even a long winded Tighty reply is acceptable. Just do us a favour...if our eyes start to glaze over 2 hours in, it's break time. Silly reply during the heat of an argument = good game relationship. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ginger on October 28, 2009, 11:14:41 AM "What are you thinking?" - 4 little words that strike fear into even the hardiest of men. Why?!?! It's not a trick question FFS! rotflmfao I'd love to be able to ask that question without facing what resembles a deer about to be crushed by the headlights of a car. But alas, it's a rare occurrence. If we're just chilling and I notice a wee glint in the eye, a frown a smile or whatever, I may ask that question. You may only be thinking, "I've got to go to the loo, but want to wait until the next advert break." OK, not riveting conversation, I'll give you that, but why be afraid? We don't spend our days looking for a fight. Yet ye assume that's what we're after. Ahhhhhhh, but then we bring those four little words into the the mix during a real live argument. Again, grown men revert to a state of panic. Almost as bad as a kid who's been told there is no Santa. Here's where it get tricky for ye Lads, but it needn't be. I can't count the number of times I've heard a Lad say, "I just drown her out with my own thoughts and let her get on with her rant." So by the time you're asked, "What are you thinking?" yer basically in a world of trouble because you're planning the next week's match schedule by then and haven't a clue what she was on about for the past 5 minutes. FOCUS! It's all about focus man. For centuries, men have sat in boardrooms hours on end listening to pure rubbish, but they stay focused because their jobs depend on it. Men have fought in battles and had to stay focused because their lives depend on it. You lot play poker FFS! Surely you stay focused during your play...at least most of the time? During one of our rants, stay focused. You KNOW those four little words will appear at some point. Why get yourself into more trouble by blanking out the entire conversation? Once you've been asked, "What are you thinking?" you can let loose. We may not be impressed with your thoughts, but we'll be damn well impressed by the fact that you were paying attention. That's my post brekkie lesson over. Will come up with the next one in time for your lunch. gobbledygook. Read it three times and still not a clue what you are on about. Good luck to anyone who ever asks what I am thinking and manages to escape within three hours when I respond honestly. We'll cover economics, pornography, football, cinema, children, blonde Poker..perhaps take a short break...and then move onto music, TV and Scottish Dave. gg your life. Best not to ask. Well, I guess there are exceptions to every rule :D, condense man, condense! However, at least it shows you were listening, even if you go off on wild tangents lol. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ginger on October 28, 2009, 11:16:29 AM Haha and there we have it, the difference between the men and women in a microcosm. See I decided to avoid the issue in my post and make some flippent remark, I understood where you were going with the post but couldn't resist turning into some kind of joke. Then the women come on and think I am being serious. Seriously if we men acted like women and vice versa, there wouldn't be the same level of attraction imo. Deep down we actually like the fact we are different and found those qualities attractive. If this wasn't the case we would mostly be homosexual, no? I had a feeling you were messing about. You're too intelligent to have totally missed the point. Thing is, we like the silliness in ye. In fact, that's one of the most popular traits in a man if you ask a group of women. But there's a time and a place for it. Silly reply whilst sat just chilling = very good. Even a long winded Tighty reply is acceptable. Just do us a favour...if our eyes start to glaze over 2 hours in, it's break time. Silly reply during the heat of an argument = good game relationship. Lax, can we just install you as guidance counsellor for the men of blonde, you seem to sum it up pretty well. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokefast on October 28, 2009, 11:21:16 AM Haha and there we have it, the difference between the men and women in a microcosm. See I decided to avoid the issue in my post and make some flippent remark, I understood where you were going with the post but couldn't resist turning into some kind of joke. Then the women come on and think I am being serious. Seriously if we men acted like women and vice versa, there wouldn't be the same level of attraction imo. Deep down we actually like the fact we are different and found those qualities attractive. If this wasn't the case we would mostly be homosexual, no? I had a feeling you were messing about. You're too intelligent to have totally missed the point. Thing is, we like the silliness in ye. In fact, that's one of the most popular traits in a man if you ask a group of women. But there's a time and a place for it. Silly reply whilst sat just chilling = very good. Even a long winded Tighty reply is acceptable. Just do us a favour...if our eyes start to glaze over 2 hours in, it's break time. Silly reply during the heat of an argument = good game relationship. Lax, can we just install you as guidance counsellor for the men of blonde, you seem to sum it up pretty well. She'll have to be a miracle worker to sort me out! Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: G1BTW on October 28, 2009, 11:25:26 AM YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lV5lnYlR58 .
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: The_nun on October 28, 2009, 11:37:49 AM Sense of humour is a must.
Some degree of honesty. Nice arse and mouth. Good in the sack. Likes his own space ( just so i get mine). Really like big men, ( I mean physically big not well endowed although that is an extra tick) Last but not least Hygeine, must be able to eat my lunch off him. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 11:45:59 AM Mo sums it up in few enough words that ye Lads might actually pay attention! rotflmfao ;applause; ;hattip;
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 11:46:19 AM good list Mo :)up
I'm with you on the 'big' thing - bloke got to be bigger than me! I was thinking about this last night whilst i was dropping off. I'm far too picky for my own good. I don't - can't - fancy someone I've never met from seeing a photo of them. If I'm out and about and looking out, I'll see guys that i think are 'good looking' and guys that I am attracted too. Not necessarily the same ones. The attraction comes more from body language - how they carry themselves, how relaxed they seem, facial expressions, and something that is just hard to put into words - 'charm' I suppose. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2009, 11:49:13 AM Why do you want to know what someone is thinking? It's a weird question, start a normal conversation!
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: AndrewT on October 28, 2009, 12:03:37 PM I'm with you on the 'big' thing - bloke got to be bigger than me! Just as well in your case - otherwise you'd only be able to go out with jockeys or oompa loompas. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 12:06:35 PM I'm with you on the 'big' thing - bloke got to be bigger than me! Just as well in your case - otherwise you'd only be able to go out with jockeys or oompa loompas or JohnMW FYP Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:25:33 PM I'm with you on the 'big' thing - bloke got to be bigger than me! Just as well in your case - otherwise you'd only be able to go out with jockeys or oompa loompas. sigh - I meant wider! Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 12:27:38 PM Why do you want to know what someone is thinking? It's a weird question, start a normal conversation! If you care about a person, it is perfectly normal to care about what they're thinking. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 12:30:28 PM Right then, brekkie dishes washed, downstairs portion of house tidy and hair washed. Next instalment coming up.
'Honesty' Brace yerselves. I reckon this one will put the Lads on life tilt! rotflmfao Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: G1BTW on October 28, 2009, 12:31:31 PM Why do you want to know what someone is thinking? It's a weird question, start a normal conversation! If you care about a person, it is perfectly normal to care about what they're thinking. What about Day 2 of the relationship onwards though? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2009, 12:34:07 PM Why do you want to know what someone is thinking? It's a weird question, start a normal conversation! If you care about a person, it is perfectly normal to care about what they're thinking. Yes but the way you put it across it was like it was an ok question at all times. Fair enough if you have reason to believe something is on their mind but just like when a guy is watching telly or something and he gets asked that question all he wants to say is stfu leave me be. And that's him being nice, he's probably really thinking damn I wish I was with that girl on the telly. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 12:34:50 PM Right then, brekkie dishes washed, downstairs portion of house tidy and hair washed. Next instalment coming up. 'Honesty' Brace yerselves. I reckon this one will put the Lads on life tilt! rotflmfao women dont want honesty or i wouldnt keep getting slapped when they ask "does my bum look big in this" or "do you think she is better looking than me" or "what you thinking about" Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: byronkincaid on October 28, 2009, 12:36:02 PM Sense of humour is a must. Some degree of honesty. Nice arse and mouth. Good in the sack. Likes his own space ( just so i get mine). Really like big men, ( I mean physically big not well endowed although that is an extra tick) Last but not least Hygeine, must be able to eat my lunch off him. 70s big? http://70sbig.com/?page_id=2 Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: The_nun on October 28, 2009, 12:36:58 PM NOOOOOOO hate too much muscle.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2009, 12:39:27 PM (http://strength-oldschool.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dougyoung.jpg)
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:40:35 PM Why do you want to know what someone is thinking? It's a weird question, start a normal conversation! If you care about a person, it is perfectly normal to care about what they're thinking. Yes but the way you put it across it was like it was an ok question at all times. Fair enough if you have reason to believe something is on their mind but just like when a guy is watching telly or something and he gets asked that question all he wants to say is stfu leave me be. And that's him being nice, he's probably really thinking damn I wish I was with that girl on the telly. I'm kind of with Cos on this one. Would freak me out a bit if anyone asked me that, unless it was in context, and it's not something I'd be likely to ask out of context either. All these 'rules' and 'behaviour' things do my head in tbh. If you're in a relationship with someone and you like each other and get on, then why can't it just all be relaxed and 'normal', with both parties saying that they want to say without any 'spin'? I'm no great authority on relationships, I've had enough failed ones, but I can count on one hand the number of 'arguments' I've had with significant others in my life. I think the answer is I'm probably a bit of a doormat and go with the flow too much. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:41:25 PM right - having had that mini self-analysis session i'm now waiting for Dawn's next lesson on how to be a proper girlfriend :)up
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 12:42:57 PM right - having had that mini self-analysis session i'm now waiting for Dawn's next lesson on how to be a proper girlfriend :)up and i am waiting for cos's lessons in the perfect one night stand Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:45:09 PM Right then, brekkie dishes washed, downstairs portion of house tidy and hair washed. Next instalment coming up. 'Honesty' Brace yerselves. I reckon this one will put the Lads on life tilt! rotflmfao women dont want honesty or i wouldnt keep getting slapped when they ask "does my bum look big in this" or "do you think she is better looking than me" or "what you thinking about" number one - if i asked a bloke if my bum (or any other part of my anatomy) looks big in something I want an honest answer. I'm only asking because I think what i've tried on is unflattering and I want a second opinion to validate my view before shelling out money for it/wearing it out of the house. Don't assume that the woman wants you to lie - it's often a lot more straightforward and not a trick question. do you think she is better looking than me? i've got no idea why a woman would ask a bloke that. I have eyes. I wouldn't even contemplating asking a question like that unless the woman in question was ann widdecombe. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:46:33 PM Sense of humour is a must. Some degree of honesty. Nice arse and mouth. Good in the sack. Likes his own space ( just so i get mine). Really like big men, ( I mean physically big not well endowed although that is an extra tick) Last but not least Hygeine, must be able to eat my lunch off him. 70s big? http://70sbig.com/?page_id=2 no. there's just something not right about being, ahem, 'taken', by a man that i feel i can easily send flying with one hand. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 12:47:09 PM Right then, brekkie dishes washed, downstairs portion of house tidy and hair washed. Next instalment coming up. 'Honesty' Brace yerselves. I reckon this one will put the Lads on life tilt! rotflmfao women dont want honesty or i wouldnt keep getting slapped when they ask "does my bum look big in this" or "do you think she is better looking than me" or "what you thinking about" number one - if i asked a bloke if my bum (or any other part of my anatomy) looks big in something I want an honest answer. I'm only asking because I think what i've tried on is unflattering and I want a second opinion to validate my view before shelling out money for it/wearing it out of the house. Don't assume that the woman wants you to lie - it's often a lot more straightforward and not a trick question. do you think she is better looking than me? i've got no idea why a woman would ask a bloke that. I have eyes. I would even contemplating asking a question like that unless the woman in question was ann widdecombe. aye butyour more a blokde than a bird Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 12:48:24 PM Right then, brekkie dishes washed, downstairs portion of house tidy and hair washed. Next instalment coming up. 'Honesty' Brace yerselves. I reckon this one will put the Lads on life tilt! rotflmfao women dont want honesty or i wouldnt keep getting slapped when they ask "does my bum look big in this" or "do you think she is better looking than me" or "what you thinking about" number one - if i asked a bloke if my bum (or any other part of my anatomy) looks big in something I want an honest answer. I'm only asking because I think what i've tried on is unflattering and I want a second opinion to validate my view before shelling out money for it/wearing it out of the house. Don't assume that the woman wants you to lie - it's often a lot more straightforward and not a trick question. do you think she is better looking than me? i've got no idea why a woman would ask a bloke that. I have eyes. I would even contemplating asking a question like that unless the woman in question was ann widdecombe. aye butyour more a blokde than a bird sigh. so i've been told too many times for my liking :( Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: The_nun on October 28, 2009, 12:55:05 PM Just be like Darren, say it how it is. ie You going to the gym today, you need to lose a bit more, or ..you don't need to have a pkt of crisps with your sandwich, as he sits and eats a family bar of chocolate, but do I care, do I chuff.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2009, 12:57:50 PM right - having had that mini self-analysis session i'm now waiting for Dawn's next lesson on how to be a proper girlfriend :)up and i am waiting for cos's lessons in the perfect one night stand Will let Hopkin and Evilpie cover this when they get back from Prague. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Colchester Kev on October 28, 2009, 01:34:35 PM LOL all this bullshit about "Listening, Honesty, big cock" ... A fat wallet can over ride all that crap.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 01:35:22 PM LOL all this bullshit about "Listening, Honesty, big cock" ... A fat wallet can over ride all that crap. fml i am shagged then Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: StuartHopkin on October 28, 2009, 01:37:39 PM right - having had that mini self-analysis session i'm now waiting for Dawn's next lesson on how to be a proper girlfriend :)up and i am waiting for cos's lessons in the perfect one night stand Will let Hopkin and Evilpie cover this when they get back from Prague. Me and Matt will shortly be starting the thread 'What do fit young women want in a man?' shame we have no women to contibute to it.................................. ;hide; Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Colchester Kev on October 28, 2009, 01:38:31 PM Peter Crouch sums it up perfectly
Interviewer "So Peter, If you weren't a professional footballer, what would you be ?" Crouch "A Virgin" (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01016/peter_crouch_1016570c.jpg) Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 01:40:23 PM Peter Crouch sums it up perfectly Interviewer "So Peter, If you weren't a professional footballer, what would you be ?" Crouch "A Virgin" (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01016/peter_crouch_1016570c.jpg) mobile/media/trains/airways Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: StuartHopkin on October 28, 2009, 01:43:04 PM Peter Crouch sums it up perfectly Interviewer "So Peter, If you weren't a professional footballer, what would you be ?" Crouch "A Virgin" (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01016/peter_crouch_1016570c.jpg) trains/planes/automobiles FYP i think? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Dingdell on October 28, 2009, 01:43:58 PM LOL all this bullshit about "Listening, Honesty, big cock" ... A fat wallet can over ride all that crap. Amen. I'm thinking Kallakis here? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: The_nun on October 28, 2009, 01:54:18 PM right - having had that mini self-analysis session i'm now waiting for Dawn's next lesson on how to be a proper girlfriend :)up and i am waiting for cos's lessons in the perfect one night stand Will let Hopkin and Evilpie cover this when they get back from Prague. Me and Matt will shortly be starting the thread 'What do fit young women want in a man?' shame we have no women to contibute to it.................................. ;hide; Wouldn't you be better starting one like " How can Matt and I get real women to dance for us without having to pay them " ? :kiss: e Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 01:58:01 PM right - having had that mini self-analysis session i'm now waiting for Dawn's next lesson on how to be a proper girlfriend :)up and i am waiting for cos's lessons in the perfect one night stand Will let Hopkin and Evilpie cover this when they get back from Prague. Me and Matt will shortly be starting the thread 'What do fit young women want in a man?' shame we have no women to contibute to it.................................. ;hide; Wouldn't you be better starting one like " How can Matt and I get real women to dance for us without having to pay them " ? :kiss: e is that even possible? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 02:13:24 PM First off, please don't think these ramblings are meant for the 'getting to know you' phase. If a Chick is that worried about what yer thinking early days...run for the hills and fast! She's a bunny boiling stalker...proberly. rotflmfao
Short term Fun = attraction of some sort, decent personality (funny) and good shag. End of. I'm pretty sure we can all agree on that. However, I'd like to believe that at some point you might knock across a long term relationship. This is mainly what we're covering from a female point of view. Hopefully it'll help the male population of blonde figure out what makes us tick. Likely? Dunno, but here's hoping. If any of you DO get it, please spread the word to the rest of your male friends. _______________________________ Honesty....hmmm. That's a tough one. We'll give it an ol' go and see how we get on. Here's the thing. I don't care what any woman says. With females, honesty is mood based. If we're in a pissy mood (for whatever reason) it's probably not the best time to come out with, "Your bum (belly or whatever - pick the body part of your choice) looks huge in that outfit." Not if you want to live anyway. I don't care if you're in the shop with her and she's looking for a second opinion, or it's already been bought and she's trying it on for you after the fact. At this point, something more along the lines of, "It's not cut right and just doesn't suit you. I think you look much better in (chose something you like that she's worn before)." This saves you on two fronts. If you're trying to get ready for a night out, she's already worn the other outfit before. She already knows what goes with it, hence you get out the door faster. Bonus round - You've insulted the makers of the outfit, not her. If she's in a reasonable or even light hearted mood, you MAY get away with saying, "Yer bum looks huge in that!" but be sure to say it with a hint of a giggle so she won't revert back to pissy mode. Simples. See? If dinner is crap, but she's spent hours preparing and cooking it for you, it's best to try and pick out at least one small thing you liked (if possible) besides saying dinner was crap. We don't need you to tell us the roast was over-cooked or the gravy didn't come out as well as last time. We already feckin know that and are berating ourselves quietly over said facts. Don't add fuel to the fire! Best bet after she's worked so hard and failed miserably is to offer help doing the washing up. She just wants it to be over and tucked up with a glass of wine on the sofa...now. lol It's the little things Lads. They may seem trivial to you, but if you want to keep peace they aren't rocket science to master. Honesty is very important, but doesn't have to hurt. PS Irrelevant to this particular section, but I'll throw it in anyway - Not all Chicks hate sports. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: StuartHopkin on October 28, 2009, 02:26:30 PM right - having had that mini self-analysis session i'm now waiting for Dawn's next lesson on how to be a proper girlfriend :)up and i am waiting for cos's lessons in the perfect one night stand Will let Hopkin and Evilpie cover this when they get back from Prague. Me and Matt will shortly be starting the thread 'What do fit young women want in a man?' shame we have no women to contibute to it.................................. ;hide; Wouldn't you be better starting one like " How can Matt and I get real women to dance for us without having to pay them " ? :kiss: e What? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo Thats where me and matt differ. Not overly fussed about lapdancers at all. Yeah there was a really nice one in Leeds but in general I like them petite and cute. None of Matts barbie stripper malarky. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: cia260895 on October 28, 2009, 02:30:44 PM but us blokes will be thinking if she wears a pair of tight trousers "will the stiches hold out all night"
and if she has a skirt/dress that isnt figure hugging we'll be thinking "i bet there is damn fat ass hiding under that tent" + we'll feel sorry for the poor bloke that had to lie to make her happy about herself,whose probably sitting in the corner thinking "all the blokes up at the bar are saying me missus arse is huuuge" so honesty for the spouse if every other blokes amusement as if he said "No yr ass is way too big for that",she'd have the hump he'd be up at the bar with his m8's thinking well i'm gonna get a bollocking so i might as well get rat arsed with my mates and make the bollocking worth while.. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: The_nun on October 28, 2009, 02:37:21 PM Gosh this is all whooshing me.
Re; The Arse thing, never had a nice arse so never will have, it does it's job, that'll do 4 me. If I am told something doesn't look right on me, I take it off n return it to the shop, thanking him for telling me what I probably already suspected. Why get a monk on for being told the truth?. I want to make sure that my husband thinks i look ok therefore I am safe in the knowledge that I will get lucky when I get home, or before if the fancy takes us. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 02:50:49 PM but us blokes will be thinking if she wears a pair of tight trousers "will the stiches hold out all night" and if she has a skirt/dress that isnt figure hugging we'll be thinking "i bet there is damn fat ass hiding under that tent" + we'll feel sorry for the poor bloke that had to lie to make her happy about herself,whose probably sitting in the corner thinking "all the blokes up at the bar are saying me missus arse is huuuge" so honesty for the spouse if every other blokes amusement as if he said "No yr ass is way too big for that",she'd have the hump he'd be up at the bar with his m8's thinking well i'm gonna get a bollocking so i might as well get rat arsed with my mates and make the bollocking worth while.. I've read this twice but still don't understand a word. Is Mond posting on your account Ian? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 02:52:30 PM Gosh this is all whooshing me. Re; The Arse thing, never had a nice arse so never will have, it does it's job, that'll do 4 me. If I am told something doesn't look right on me, I take it off n return it to the shop, thanking him for telling me what I probably already suspected. Why get a monk on for being told the truth?. I want to make sure that my husband thinks i look ok therefore I am safe in the knowledge that I will get lucky when I get home, or before if the fancy takes us. I agree with you 110% Mo, but even you said it...he tells you the outfit doesn't look right on you. Does he actually come out and say some part of your body looks wrong? It's a fine line and from the sounds of it, he's a good Lad who has it mastered. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 02:53:33 PM Gosh this is all whooshing me. Re; The Arse thing, never had a nice arse so never will have, it does it's job, that'll do 4 me. If I am told something doesn't look right on me, I take it off n return it to the shop, thanking him for telling me what I probably already suspected. Why get a monk on for being told the truth?. I want to make sure that my husband thinks i look ok therefore I am safe in the knowledge that I will get lucky when I get home, or before if the fancy takes us. +1 I don't think women really do Mo - I think it's a bit of an urban myth, probably perpetuated by the Annabelle Weir thing a few years ago Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: The_nun on October 28, 2009, 03:00:50 PM Gosh this is all whooshing me. Re; The Arse thing, never had a nice arse so never will have, it does it's job, that'll do 4 me. If I am told something doesn't look right on me, I take it off n return it to the shop, thanking him for telling me what I probably already suspected. Why get a monk on for being told the truth?. I want to make sure that my husband thinks i look ok therefore I am safe in the knowledge that I will get lucky when I get home, or before if the fancy takes us. I agree with you 110% Mo, but even you said it...he tells you the outfit doesn't look right on you. Does he actually come out and say some part of your body looks wrong? It's a fine line and from the sounds of it, he's a good Lad who has it mastered. Dawn Dawn Dawn, not every outfit can look right on every body, all of us have parts we like not to display too much. I personally am getting a bit past it to worry, I go more for comfort, but depending on the nights atmo I still want to make sure he fancies me and if that's telling me it looks shit or as you put it part of my body doesn't look right then so be it. Not a lot I can do about my body now so then my suggestion would be for him to go look for a bird with the part of body I lack. There are plenty of women out there that have perfect bodies and looks and I sure as hell arn't one and never have been, I just accepted it years back and now think well hey, this is me don't look if I am not pleasing to you. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: kinboshi on October 28, 2009, 03:17:10 PM Women want men to listen, but not give answers or solutions unless asked directly.
But women, please don't try and offload about your day whilst the footy's on. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2009, 04:05:45 PM Was thinking about this some more whilst making a run to the shop. Trying to figure out how the 'honesty' post turned into a 'big bums' rant. Especially as I totally agree 100% with what you're saying Mo. Personally, I'm very ok with my body. Sure, I'm not what the lads would consider 'fit', but I'm too old to worry about what the lads think. Been there, done that...moving on. Time to enjoy life where ever that takes me and regardless of swimsuit size.
Eventually, it occurred to me. The reason for that post was because earlier in the thread a few of the Lads said things along the lines of, "Yeah right. Try telling her she has a big bum in that outfit and wait for the slap." I suppose I lost track of where I meant to go with my next post. Instead, I was trying to give those Lads ideas on how to go about being honest without putting themselves at risk of a slap. rotflmfao For the likes of you and I, it's definitely not an issue. But it must be an issue for some to say so many of the Lads came out with the same concerns so quickly. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: kinboshi on October 28, 2009, 04:09:54 PM Was thinking about this some more whilst making a run to the shop. Trying to figure out how the 'honesty' post turned into a 'big bums' rant. Especially as I totally agree 100% with what you're saying Mo. Personally, I'm very ok with my body. Sure, I'm not what the lads would consider 'fit', but I'm too old to worry about what the lads think. Been there, done that...moving on. Time to enjoy life where ever that takes me and regardless of swimsuit size. Eventually, it occurred to me. The reason for that post was because earlier in the thread a few of the Lads said things along the lines of, "Yeah right. Try telling her she has a big bum in that outfit and wait for the slap." I suppose I lost track of where I meant to go with my next post. Instead, I was trying to give those Lads ideas on how to go about being honest without putting themselves at risk of a slap. rotflmfao For the likes of you and I, it's definitely not an issue. But it must be an issue for some to say so many of the Lads came out with the same concerns so quickly. tl;dr Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 04:11:55 PM Was thinking about this some more whilst making a run to the shop. Trying to figure out how the 'honesty' post turned into a 'big bums' rant. Especially as I totally agree 100% with what you're saying Mo. Personally, I'm very ok with my body. Sure, I'm not what the lads would consider 'fit', but I'm too old to worry about what the lads think. Been there, done that...moving on. Time to enjoy life where ever that takes me and regardless of swimsuit size. Eventually, it occurred to me. The reason for that post was because earlier in the thread a few of the Lads said things along the lines of, "Yeah right. Try telling her she has a big bum in that outfit and wait for the slap." I suppose I lost track of where I meant to go with my next post. Instead, I was trying to give those Lads ideas on how to go about being honest without putting themselves at risk of a slap. rotflmfao For the likes of you and I, it's definitely not an issue. But it must be an issue for some to say so many of the Lads came out with the same concerns so quickly. tl;dr could say that about anything a woman says but being honest would get you a slap lol Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Simon Galloway on October 28, 2009, 04:15:07 PM I tried the honesty approach, it's very overated.
"Does this dress make my bum look big?" "No, the 18" pizza and the box of choccys makes yer bum look big, nothing to do with the dress at all" Apparently you have to not always be honest. And why ask what men are thinking? If you knew, there would be a lot of guys walking around with red fingerprint shapes on their faces. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Dingdell on October 28, 2009, 04:43:04 PM The clothes thing is baffling me - in my experience they don't stay on long enough for me to worry if they look any good. :dontask:
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: AndrewT on October 28, 2009, 04:51:36 PM The clothes thing is baffling me - in my experience they don't stay on long enough for me to worry if they look any good. :dontask: This is why you're barred from Pizza Express. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Dingdell on October 28, 2009, 04:53:16 PM The clothes thing is baffling me - in my experience they don't stay on long enough for me to worry if they look any good. :dontask: This is why you're barred from Pizza Express and various other venues. FYP. So true. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokefast on October 28, 2009, 04:58:07 PM I tried the honesty approach, it's very overated. "Does this dress make my bum look big?" "No, the 18" pizza and the box of choccys makes yer bum look big, nothing to do with the dress at all" Apparently you have to not always be honest. And why ask what men are thinking? If you knew, there would be a lot of guys walking around with red fingerprint shapes on their faces. This. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Woodsey on October 28, 2009, 05:46:47 PM [ ] I remember posting this............(http://www.instantsmileys.com/smileys/drinking-smiley-17.gif) (http://www.instantsmileys.com) Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokerfan on October 28, 2009, 06:39:12 PM I`ve got a 6" tongue and can breathe through my ears.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: vegaslover on October 28, 2009, 07:19:45 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: TightEnd on October 28, 2009, 07:21:23 PM I`ve got a 6" tongue and can breathe through my ears. sorry, the title of Mr Dyson is taken Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: RED-DOG on October 28, 2009, 07:31:34 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on. Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... :D Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on October 28, 2009, 07:39:28 PM Women want men to listen, but not give answers or solutions unless asked directly. But women, please don't try and offload about your day whilst the footy's on. Yeah but their mum would probably like you... :D Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: vegaslover on October 28, 2009, 07:43:38 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on. Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... :D But as i've lived with someone for the last 10 years, thats probably a good thing Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 07:54:18 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on. Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... :D not at all - it's just about finding someone that's compatible with who 'you' are. I spent almost the whole of my last marriage not being myself because that wasn't what he wanted me to be. I regret few things in life, but I regret that. Having said that, I'll probably do it again. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: matt674 on October 28, 2009, 07:58:53 PM I'm far too picky for my own good. Did i catch you on an "off" night ;D Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: G1BTW on October 28, 2009, 08:11:54 PM (http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GYndAgOwwhsEIM:http://img.tfd.com/wn/72/631D5-pickaxe.gif) Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokefast on October 28, 2009, 08:15:46 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out.
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 08:17:28 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. i am currently operating on 1st date will be a bonus Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 08:17:39 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: vegaslover on October 28, 2009, 08:20:04 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on. Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... :D not at all - it's just about finding someone that's compatible with who 'you' are. I spent almost the whole of my last marriage not being myself because that wasn't what he wanted me to be. I regret few things in life, but I regret that. Having said that, I'll probably do it again. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokefast on October 28, 2009, 08:21:51 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 08:22:35 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on. Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... :D not at all - it's just about finding someone that's compatible with who 'you' are. I spent almost the whole of my last marriage not being myself because that wasn't what he wanted me to be. I regret few things in life, but I regret that. Having said that, I'll probably do it again. 100% - trying to make a relationship work with someone you're just not really suited to is a recipe for disaster, which I repeat time and time again. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokefast on October 28, 2009, 08:30:37 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on. Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... :D not at all - it's just about finding someone that's compatible with who 'you' are. I spent almost the whole of my last marriage not being myself because that wasn't what he wanted me to be. I regret few things in life, but I regret that. Having said that, I'll probably do it again. Almost ditto but i'd like this one to work. There are some major issues to overcome though. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Delboy on October 28, 2009, 08:31:53 PM I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on. Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... :D not at all - it's just about finding someone that's compatible with who 'you' are. I spent almost the whole of my last marriage not being myself because that wasn't what he wanted me to be. I regret few things in life, but I regret that. Having said that, I'll probably do it again. 100% - trying to make a relationship work with someone you're just not really suited to is a recipe for disaster, which I repeat time and time again. and you will continue to do it, until the day you don't, and that will be the one that lasts. Nothing to worry about though. Its much better to be on the field of play than watching from the sidelines. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 08:32:15 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! oh ok, misunderstood. very sensible! Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokefast on October 28, 2009, 08:37:04 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! oh ok, misunderstood. very sensible! What did you think i meant? Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: cia260895 on October 28, 2009, 08:40:45 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: pokefast on October 28, 2009, 08:43:04 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Divorces are very expensive thats agreed. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: marcro on October 28, 2009, 08:54:57 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Divorces are very expensive thats agreed. Yep - there is a school of thought that says instead of getting married just go ahead and give your house to a woman you do not like. You will save yourself a lot of time and aggravation. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: TightEnd on October 28, 2009, 08:56:46 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Try to avoid going on Internet dating sites this time round Terry. ;). Reduces the risks of getting outdrawn by not going all in without the pot odds to do so Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: G1BTW on October 28, 2009, 09:18:06 PM For those that were divorced and got remarried, a major predictor of success the second time round was where the blame for the previous failure is laid. Those accepting some role in the failure (and probably seeking to overcome this element the second time round) faired much better.
Kind of hard if you married an axe murderer or something... Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: cia260895 on October 28, 2009, 09:24:38 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Try to avoid going on Internet dating sites this time round Terry. ;). Reduces the risks of getting outdrawn by not going all in without the pot odds to do so dont even go there just worked out how much ive paid in mortgage payment over last 6 years and get diddly squat back -10k on initial investment as well FML Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: phatomch on October 28, 2009, 09:41:01 PM don't, i brought a 2nd property with my financee in dec 07 as my house wasn't good enough as it was mine not ours, so i Brought us a prop that we would live in and rent mine out. I payed the deposit and the money to do it up (about 24k total) well in april 08 we split up as she was sleeping with one of my dealers and siad she hadn't loved me for 6 months and thought the house would bring us together ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
So she then wouldn't pay her share of the mortgage and wouldn't let me rent it out, so i had to move back into mine and try and pay two mortgages and put up with her seeing one of my cardroom staff whilst i found out my supposeed friends at work knew about the affair whilst i was away at the gukpt tours. Today i got a bill for £50,222,39 as the prop got repo'd at the bottom of houseing crash as i couldn't rent or have her help in payment. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 09:56:22 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Divorces are very expensive thats agreed. Yep - there is a school of thought that says instead of getting married just go ahead and give your house to a woman you do not like. You will save yourself a lot of time and aggravation. I'm clearly not even doing that right - left both my marriages with less money than I had before. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Dingdell on October 28, 2009, 10:00:20 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Divorces are very expensive thats agreed. Yep - there is a school of thought that says instead of getting married just go ahead and give your house to a woman you do not like. You will save yourself a lot of time and aggravation. I'm clearly not even doing that right - left both my marriages with less than I had before. Hannah is priceless though x Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 10:03:17 PM I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out. why? When/if this one goes belly up i'll not be able to afford another! was chatting to the mrs last night and it just dont bear thinking about how much i would lose if this 1 goes tits up or even if we have to sell this place has severly put me on tilt especially after the 1st bad beat divorce Divorces are very expensive thats agreed. Yep - there is a school of thought that says instead of getting married just go ahead and give your house to a woman you do not like. You will save yourself a lot of time and aggravation. I'm clearly not even doing that right - left both my marriages with less than I had before. Hannah is priceless though x yes fmp. the guys were talking about the financial cost of divorce like the women are always the ones to benefit. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Claw75 on October 28, 2009, 10:09:40 PM oh and just ignore my moaning everyone - i'm not having a good day and taking it out on you lot :D
Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: cia260895 on October 28, 2009, 10:12:27 PM oh and just ignore my moaning everyone - i'm not having a good day and taking it out on you lot :D no worries we still love ya xxTitle: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: G1BTW on October 28, 2009, 10:36:15 PM oh and just ignore my moaning everyone - i'm not having a good day and taking it out on you lot :D Video or it didn't happen. Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 10:53:35 PM what did man do to woman to make them so bitter?
apart from giving them the vote and now they have to listen to useless politicians too Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: cia260895 on October 28, 2009, 10:59:43 PM what did man do to woman to make them so bitter? apart from giving them the vote and now they have to listen to useless politicians too pass Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: Ironside on October 28, 2009, 11:14:40 PM what did man do to woman to make them so bitter? apart from giving them the vote and now they have to listen to useless politicians too pass think we should wait for dawn and jane Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: I KNOW IT on October 29, 2009, 12:29:13 AM When I asked my wife what she wanted for xmas? she said a divorce!
I told her I wasnt thinking of spending that much Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: NoflopsHomer on October 29, 2009, 12:36:02 AM When I asked my wife what she wanted for xmas? she said a divorce! I told her I wasnt thinking of spending that much (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00473/SNN2226X2G_473613a.jpg) Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: I KNOW IT on October 29, 2009, 12:40:34 AM When I asked my wife what she wanted for xmas? she said a divorce! I told her I wasnt thinking of spending that much (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00473/SNN2226X2G_473613a.jpg) yes its a christmas cracker. ps pity you never replied to my posts as quickly whilst live updating Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: NoflopsHomer on October 29, 2009, 12:57:17 AM When I asked my wife what she wanted for xmas? she said a divorce! I told her I wasnt thinking of spending that much (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00473/SNN2226X2G_473613a.jpg) yes its a christmas cracker. ps pity you never replied to my posts as quickly whilst live updating Well, I don't have the job any more so don't worry. :) Title: Re: What do women want in a man? Post by: rex008 on October 29, 2009, 03:45:00 PM What do women want in a man?
World Series tickets, apparently (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8331117.stm). rotflmfao rotflmfao What I want to know is, if she wanted tickets for her and her husband, did her husband know how she was getting them??? |