What do women want in a man?

[action man]

mine is only about 6 1/2" but its about the thickness of a can of red bull is this ok or do you need bigger?

must keep you up all night.

[suzanne]

mine is only about 6 1/2" but its about the thickness of a can of red bull is this ok or do you need bigger?

i can't post my honest response on a family forum

ditto...but soooooooo want to :-x

[suzanne]

Ive had a really nice evening in Mr Phats company in the past so I know hes on a wind up :-P

[suzanne]

...and NO its didnt involve a can of Redbull LOL

[phatomch]

Ive had a really nice evening in Mr Phats company in the past so I know hes on a wind up :-P

i remember meeting you but cant rember all the night , what happened?

[DaveShoelace]

My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to. Having been with her for 5 years now I assume its paying for everything and listening to her drone on about clothes that keeps us together. 

[Laxie]

There's no point saying what we want in a man because the men think they already know what we want.  

Generally*, there are four categories of men:

1) The ones who think we want the world.  Some ladies might, but most of us are realistic.

2) The ones who think sex and the size of their willy is most important.  Sure sex is important, but it won't keep ya ticking over if the guy is generally an arse.  As for size?  That's a long running debate in its own right, but frankly if you're creative and know how to work with what you have...there's no need to worry.

3) The ones who are stuck so far up their own arse, they aren't capable of being anything more than an arse.

4) The gay guys.  They're our best friends.  They know exactly what we're thinking and what we expect from our men.  Unfortunately, they aren't interested.    



*These categories may or may not be 100% accurate and are subject to change.


Maybe later today I'll give my thoughts on what's really important in a man (from my own point of view), but it's too early yet and I've not had my brekkie.

[Girgy85]

There's no point saying what we want in a man because the men think they already know what we want.  

Generally*, there are four categories of men:

1) The ones who think we want the world.  Some ladies might, but most of us are realistic.

2) The ones who think sex and the size of their willy is most important.  Sure sex is important, but it won't keep ya ticking over if the guy is generally an arse.  As for size?  That's a long running debate in its own right, but frankly if you're creative and know how to work with what you have...there's no need to worry.

3) The ones who are stuck so far up their own arse, they aren't capable of being anything more than an arse.

4) The gay guys.  They're our best friends.  They know exactly what we're thinking and what we expect from our men.  Unfortunately, they aren't interested.    

*These categories may or may not be 100% accurate and are subject to change.

Maybe later today I'll give my thoughts on what's really important in a man (from my own point of view), but it's too early yet and I've not had my brekkie.

I'm turning gay!

[GreekStein]

My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to.

If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere!

[cia260895]

My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to.

If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere!

even on the souls of yr feet? errrrgggg

[Longy]

My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to.

If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere!

even on the souls of yr feet? errrrgggg

more like the palms of his hands

[GreekStein]

My tarty bit says a blokes hair is the first thing she is attracted to.

If only more girls took this attitude. I've got hair everywhere!

even on the souls of yr feet? errrrgggg

more like the palms of his hands

ldo - both, my tongue and teeth even have a light fur coating.

[Laxie]

"What are you thinking?" - 4 little words that strike fear into even the hardiest of men.

Why?!?!  It's not a trick question FFS!   

I'd love to be able to ask that question without facing what resembles a deer about to be crushed by the headlights of a car.  But alas, it's a rare occurrence.   

If we're just chilling and I notice a wee glint in the eye, a frown a smile or whatever, I may ask that question. 

You may only be thinking, "I've got to go to the loo, but want to wait until the next advert break."  OK, not riveting conversation, I'll give you that, but why be afraid?  We don't spend our days looking for a fight.  Yet ye assume that's what we're after.

Ahhhhhhh, but then we bring those four little words into the the mix during a real live argument.  Again, grown men revert to a state of panic.  Almost as bad as a kid who's been told there is no Santa.  Here's where it get tricky for ye Lads, but it needn't be. 

I can't count the number of times I've heard a Lad say, "I just drown her out with my own thoughts and let her get on with her rant."  So by the time you're asked, "What are you thinking?" yer basically in a world of trouble because you're planning the next week's match schedule by then and haven't a clue what she was on about for the past 5 minutes. 

FOCUS!  It's all about focus man.  For centuries, men have sat in boardrooms hours on end listening to pure rubbish, but they stay focused because their jobs depend on it.  Men have fought in battles and had to stay focused because their lives depend on it.  You lot play poker FFS!  Surely you stay focused during your play...at least most of the time? 

During one of our rants, stay focused.  You KNOW those four little words will appear at some point.  Why get yourself into more trouble by blanking out the entire conversation?

Once you've been asked, "What are you thinking?" you can let loose.  We may not be impressed with your thoughts, but we'll be damn well impressed by the fact that you were paying attention.

That's my post brekkie lesson over.  Will come up with the next one in time for your lunch.

[Longy]

We are meant to answer that honestly? The best response you will probs will get from me is " I was thinking that if City sell Hoolahan, will we invest in pacy wingers and ditch the diamond formation" and the worst will be something along the lines of " What I wouldn't do to that bird off hollyoaks".

gg divorce rate.

[Ginger]

"What are you thinking?" - 4 little words that strike fear into even the hardiest of men.

Why?!?!  It's not a trick question FFS!   

I'd love to be able to ask that question without facing what resembles a deer about to be crushed by the headlights of a car.  But alas, it's a rare occurrence.   

If we're just chilling and I notice a wee glint in the eye, a frown a smile or whatever, I may ask that question. 

You may only be thinking, "I've got to go to the loo, but want to wait until the next advert break."  OK, not riveting conversation, I'll give you that, but why be afraid?  We don't spend our days looking for a fight.  Yet ye assume that's what we're after.

Ahhhhhhh, but then we bring those four little words into the the mix during a real live argument.  Again, grown men revert to a state of panic.  Almost as bad as a kid who's been told there is no Santa.  Here's where it get tricky for ye Lads, but it needn't be. 

I can't count the number of times I've heard a Lad say, "I just drown her out with my own thoughts and let her get on with her rant."  So by the time you're asked, "What are you thinking?" yer basically in a world of trouble because you're planning the next week's match schedule by then and haven't a clue what she was on about for the past 5 minutes. 

FOCUS!  It's all about focus man.  For centuries, men have sat in boardrooms hours on end listening to pure rubbish, but they stay focused because their jobs depend on it.  Men have fought in battles and had to stay focused because their lives depend on it.  You lot play poker FFS!  Surely you stay focused during your play...at least most of the time? 

During one of our rants, stay focused.  You KNOW those four little words will appear at some point.  Why get yourself into more trouble by blanking out the entire conversation?

Once you've been asked, "What are you thinking?" you can let loose.  We may not be impressed with your thoughts, but we'll be damn well impressed by the fact that you were paying attention.

That's my post brekkie lesson over.  Will come up with the next one in time for your lunch.

Great post Dawn! sums up the reasons for most of my 'ticked off' moments here.

When will they learn, sigh...