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That tenalady advert is doing my head in. Chatting to your mate on the phone, lying on your bed, you laugh so much you fall off the bed, the inference being you have also peed yourself from lack of bladder control. You would not then stay lying on the floor, laughing with your mate having just peed yourself, however well the suggest this pad will soak the stuff up - it just wouldn't happen. Yuk.

The coke advert, with all the lorries lit up driving through a mid western American town delighting all the locals who come out to see the convoy of lorries. I want to see an angy motorist at the back beeping his horn and waving his fist having been held up by 2 miles of slow moving traffic.

And lastly that loud mouthed long haired idiot who shouts about half price door and windows really really annoys me. i would, without hesitation punch him on meeting him, he tilts me so much.

That is all. Thanks for listening.
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tell me about it i had to watch adverts for a couple of days when i had nothing stored on my sky + and no access to my dvd player

but sky+ FTW so you can speed through the adverts at 30x speeed

We're not listening until you post the Hollyoaks pics - that's the deal.

you aint got the cctv video yet?

This is going to be such a let down - they are wearing dressing gowns and have their hair scraped back in bands as they are having treatments. They are not looking glamourous!

so? lol its hollyoaks gals :P

Everybody loves Michael McIntyre...
Everybody loves blackjack...

Now we know!

Your missing the worst advert at the mo, the guy who looks like a **** acting like a ***** shouting 'Up your Viva!' or some complete bull****

Annoying NatWest ads with the terrible actors who pretend they like working at weekends and being nice to people. 

Then there's the Ant & Dec one for Wii.  Such toss.

That phone one where the guy says catch a goat you've pulled.

LOL weeeeeeeeee 100% agree ... like that would work on any woman, she would be more likely to call the bouncers over imo.

what you talking about i have used it 12 times so far today

Go Compare

yes!  we were discussing in work yesterday how much we would like to smack that guy in the coupon.

Where's your coupon? And will it hurt?

Any Iceland advert.

Get Scottish Dave to do it, he would only hit once in 7 years :D

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Geo

Thanks Geo. Probably will then.

(http://www.eicsd.k12.ny.us/staffweb/ksulli/images/meerkat-suricatasuricatta.jpg)

(http://itech.pjc.edu/sctag/Meerkat/meerkat_babiesx.jpg)

^^^^^^ GTFO

 Meerkats are the nuts

Which one is better? I keep looking online for a service that would allow me to compare them, is there such a thing?


Couple of guns would be handy too.

The loud mouthed long haired idiot is a native of Burnley I believe... he came down for the store opening of the company I work for as a customer, we sure didn't all shout it at him.

Second the Ant and Dec one, like they are just popping round for a game. The ones during channel 4 racing for Dubai, i think its Peter O sullivans voice. Francome and crew get on my tits enough anyway.

This

Go Compare, the vodafone shit chat up guy, and the long haired loud mouth doors and windows guy all severely tilt me from the current crop of ads. Most tilting of all though was one for Chelsea building society about changing mortgages which was doubly annoying as it had actors speaking english but they felt the need to add a cheesy voice over.

I do miss the angry Ronseal man though.

The muddy dog on the white bed.

Lollipop Lollipop Oh a Lollipop Lollipop de dum dum dum

Aimed at women ldo.

it just the advert gets played ad nauseum took me a couple of weeks before i realised what they were actually selling its on so much it integrates itself to the background

Hell yeah. Why is everything mini? 12 mini cakes this 12 mini pies that. All the food looks well cheap and nasty. Mum's gone to Iceland? Has she bollox.

I still don't know what it's selling but must've heard the ad in the background so many times, I'll look next time

That bloody advert with Kev shouting Wonga  tilts the hell out of me

(http://peppermintdigital.com/sites/envirofone/Wonga_Man_Billy.jpg)

Was there ever a better line than "Sergei will have meltdown" ("He already have worms") To which Sergei gives a barley perceptible, long suffering nod. Brilliant.

The most annoying advert ever....

(http://www.stephenbell.net/images/sheilaswheels1.jpg)

Those "Life" insurance ones with Michael Parkinson or Gloria Hunniford.

Now that your old and likely to die soon, why not start giving us x amount a week. You don't need a medical because if you die in the first year, we keep everything, and if you die after that, we keep the interest on your money and return almost the full amount of the remainder to the relatives who didn't come to see you while you were alive.

Sign up now, you may not have long left, this could be your last chance to make a major balls up with your hard earned"

PS- We'll give you a free Parker pen, worth over 49p...

This.

+1 to whoever said she'd call the bouncers too.

Terrible, terrible advert. Makes Michael Winner's "It only a commercial dear" look like a work of genius.

Comparethemeerkat was vaguely funny the first time.
Sure is funny 90th time round.

It's like the job of Car Insurance ads is primarily to irritate the hell out of you.

That betfair ad where they have fans from different clubs sitting round trash talking each other and taking paltry bets with each other is pretty tez.

LOL

WONGA!

'crocodor fridge, crocodor bin, crocodor fridge spray' gtfo

Any advert for WKD.

I can't decide whether the message behind the adverts is 'only arseholes drink WKD' or 'drinking WKD will turn you into an arsehole'

croc o der shit!

im gonna hunt that up your viva sea nut down and kill him if i see it again

we buy any car....dot com
we buy any car....dot com
we buy any car....dot com
any any any any
(repeat ad nauseum)


or that garmin sat nav one on the radio...

Cillit fookin bang. Loud gobshite.

pc world ad where the bird goes on and on about this great laptop she's bought her son and then tries to make him sound like a cheapskate 'cos all he got her was slippers. gtfo love, you admit that you got the lappy free, who's the cheap one really?

The one with Beyonce warbling' Daaahiamonds are a girls best fewwwweeend'

If you are gonna use a classic song you could at least sing it properly.

We want your GOLD, send us your GOLD, any old GOLD lying around, send it us NOW

this is my winner.

yeah, there are several of these but I particularly hate the one where the woman explains what money can be used for. apparently it can be exchanged for a holiday or a flat screen tv. who'd have thought it?

The one with Jamie Redknapp and Louise

So bad.  Why the hell is he playing football on a beach in his suit?  They must have needed some more cash for xmas or something?

Talking of xmas, the ads are bad enough.  But it's much worse when you have recorded stuff over xmas and watch it now and the adverts are all xmas related (obviously) and so even more irritating.  Thankfully, there's the fast-forward button on Sky+.

This is awful, truly cringeworthy.

Go Compare obviously, is that the best they could come up with in response to the meerkats ffs

New one from Halifax, high five, is also brutal.

The new Sky Sports ads are good though.

The one where you send Gold of in the post, The bit where that fat man says WONGER

Bump-  That new ad with Cantona in it is abs awful, tilts me every time.