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Title: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Woodsey on December 23, 2009, 03:56:49 PM Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis. Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget. (http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq167/Andr4w/LOLidiot.jpg) Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Sack it off on December 23, 2009, 04:10:15 PM LMFAO
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: GreekStein on December 23, 2009, 04:13:35 PM Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Woodsey on December 23, 2009, 04:15:02 PM I mean seriously WTF, if times got that hard there has to be another way of getting your rocks off?
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: G1BTW on December 23, 2009, 05:20:01 PM I mean seriously WTF, if times got that hard there has to be another way of getting your rocks off? +1 Sex with real love is going down the drain imo Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: DaveShoelace on December 23, 2009, 05:33:19 PM What an idiot, what is wrong with these people, why cant he just use a water wing stuffed between two mattresses like the rest of us?
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Colchester Kev on December 23, 2009, 05:47:43 PM Good job he had his brolly with him though, he might have got wet ... and that Would have been embarrassing :D
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Snatiramas on December 23, 2009, 05:59:52 PM What a dick
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Woodsey on December 23, 2009, 06:00:19 PM Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: TightEnd on December 23, 2009, 06:21:20 PM There, but for the grace of God.............
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Amatay on December 23, 2009, 06:49:27 PM haha, pissed myself when i read that lol Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2009, 07:19:37 PM haha, pissed myself when i read that lol if the circumference of those holes are anything to go by, I doubt it tbh Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: paulhouk03 on December 23, 2009, 07:38:25 PM I doubt this true! How can some one have a rock for so long? Hk is cheap for getting satisfied china is even cheaper. Must been on drugs imo
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Woodsey on December 23, 2009, 07:42:20 PM I doubt this true! How can some one have a rock for so long? Hk is cheap for getting satisfied china is even cheaper. Must been on drugs imo How do you know? And no, the answer of a friend told you isn't acceptable, if you say that we will assume the worst............... Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: paulhouk03 on December 23, 2009, 08:11:53 PM Been To hk and china lots of times and know the going rate.
Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: Woodsey on December 23, 2009, 08:13:06 PM Been To hk and china lots of times and know the going rate. LOL nice vague answer, I'll let you off ;-) Title: Re: A hole's a goal, or is it? Post by: bolt pp on December 24, 2009, 10:53:13 AM whats the big deal? he came out of a night club mashed, hadnt pulled then collapsed onto this bench then had a look down and though: "i'd be stupid not to"!
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