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« on: December 23, 2009, 03:56:49 PM »

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 04:10:15 PM »

LMFAO
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 04:13:35 PM »

LMFAO
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 04:15:02 PM »

I mean seriously WTF, if times got that hard there has to be another way of getting your rocks off?
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 05:20:01 PM »

I mean seriously WTF, if times got that hard there has to be another way of getting your rocks off?

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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 05:33:19 PM »

What an idiot, what is wrong with these people, why cant he just use a water wing stuffed between two mattresses like the rest of us?
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 05:47:43 PM »

Good job he had his brolly with him though, he might have got wet ... and that Would have been embarrassing Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 05:59:52 PM »

What a dick
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 06:00:19 PM »

What a dick

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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 06:21:20 PM »

There, but for the grace of God.............
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 06:49:27 PM »


haha, pissed myself when i read that lol
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 07:19:37 PM »


if the circumference of those holes are anything to go by, I doubt it tbh
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 07:38:25 PM »

I doubt this true! How can some one have a rock for so long? Hk is cheap for getting satisfied china is even cheaper. Must been on drugs imo
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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2009, 07:42:20 PM »

I doubt this true! How can some one have a rock for so long? Hk is cheap for getting satisfied china is even cheaper. Must been on drugs imo

How do you know? And no, the answer of a friend told you isn't acceptable, if you say that we will assume the worst...............
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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2009, 08:11:53 PM »

Been To hk and china lots of times and know the going rate.
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