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Rocky running up the steps for the first time in Rocky

Cafe scene in The Godfather

Al Capone cracking the guy at the table with the baseball bat in The Untouchables

Indiana Jones shooting the guy with sword in Raiders of the Lost Ark

Luke Sywalker light saber fight with Darth Vader in Star Wars : A New Hope

Oh dear, here goes the afternoon....

The Asteroid Field sequence from Empire Strikes Back
The Scar scene in Jaws
The food fight from Animal House
The car chase from The Blues Brothers
Any scene from The Party (Birdie Num Num)
The giant fruits in Sleeper

That's enough to be getting on with....

cue kev with great norkage scenes..................

Pulp Fiction has many - the Jules Speech, Marvin getting shot in the face, the adrenalin injection in Uma Thurman's heart.... and for comedy, Bruce Willis selecting his weapon in the pawn shop  :D

Emmanuelle and lady friend on squash court at end of film


can't think of any others for the time being......

Kitchen table and flour scene "The postman always rings twice"

Awwwwooo  wo wo wooooo!!!!!

LOL my reputation is shot to pieces  8)

ok

the whole first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

Johnny Vegas performing in a threesome in "Sex lives of the potato men".

Burl Ives shoots his son in "The big country

Jaws.... we need a bigger boat
the warriors.. when the guys with the baseball bats come over the hill
Major League when the crowd sing  WILD THING
Star Wars... "use the force Luke" as he flies down the canyon in the death star
AND Ursulla Andress when she comes out of the water in the Bond movie  (dr No?)

the riding off into the sunset in "Shane"

Policeman being relieved of an ear to 'Stuck in the Middle' in Resevior Dogs.

The wash face with underpants, and Anorak caught on car seat scenes from "Trains plains and automobiles"

"Do you feel lucky punk?"

the answering machine scene from Swingers
Gary Oldman and Christian Slater in True Romance
The bit when they all make it safely back to earth in Space Camp

Recent film - Crash
When the Arab guy shoots the little girl by accident - I will say no more in case you haven't seen it. The only film where I have had a little blub since I was 5. It's a magnificent scene, which is built up to brilliantly - the look of anguish on the dads face is just haunting and what happens afterwards, well its just beautiful. (I was peeling onions honest...)  Top film - watch it now!

the "Where's your tool" scene with Ray winstone in "Scum"

The graveyard shootout in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Tarentino called it "cinematic perfection"!

"I am your father!"

Best. Twist. Ever.

brilliant

Farting scene in Blazing saddles

Ghostbusters, scene in mayors office

Environmental Health guy: "blah blah blah....and these men are responsible"

Dan Akroyd (Ray): "Everything was fine until dickless here turned off our system"

Mayor: "Is this true?"

Bill Murray (Peter): Yes, its true. This man has no dick"

In this scene the shootout starts on the last chime of the pocket watch. How do they know which will be the last chime?

It's always bugged me

Well that's that film ruined for me now  >:(





 ;)

No you are thinking of "For a Few Dollars More" - the 2nd in the "trilogy".

The two guys shooting out, played by Mario Brega and Lee Van Cleef have been the last two owners of the watch - so they know it's tune.

Brilliant!

Along with "ok..... so..... she's a dog"

Yes, you're right about which film it was, but the "Tune" is the same 5 notes, repeated until the watch spring runs down

"Bring out the gimp"  Pulp Fiction :)

Untouchables.
Sean Connery's final scene "trust a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight".................

The Champ.
"wake up champ, wake up" (welling up thinking about it)

Faking it scene. When Harry met Sally

Yeah that's it. Brega uses the watch countdown jobbie for every shootout everytime he kills someone, only he is unstuck vs Van Cleef as he owned the 2nd watch in the pair. The sneaky little blighter.

"You cant handle the truth!" - That whole Cruise - Nicholson scene.

Crocodile Dundee

That isn't a knife - this is a knife!!!!

It's all about the crane kick in Karate Kid. Every geezer in school did it for a week after every time it was on.

the ferris wheel scene from The Third Man


Victims? Don't be melodramatic. (He opens the door to the car.) Look down there. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you 20,000 pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man, free of income tax. The only way you can save money nowadays.

and

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly.


QUALITY

ET goes home.

It has to be where Ron Jeremy goes all....

ooops ..maybe not

A Few Good Men - Court scene
Alien - Alien popping out of chest
Deer Hunter - Russian Roulette
Goodfellas - When De Niro kills his mob (with Layla piano exit)
Heat - De Niro/Pacino cafe scene
Magnolia - frog storm
Pulp Fiction - Jack Rabbit Slam's dance contest
Scarface - 'say hello to my little friend'
Taxi Driver - final shooting scene
Usual Suspects - final revelation

the school court scene in scent of a woman
the final scene in rudy whenrudy gets carried off the pitch
star wars episodes 4-6 (impossilbe to single out a single scene)
see no evil hear no evil the fight scene in th pub

Great choices.

A great scene, sad that Richard Pryor died at the weekend, he was a great comedian.

Agreed. Stir Crazy when they first get sent to prison and try to act insane. Oh my days. :D :D :D

Has no-one mentioned the 'Nam Russian Roulette scene from Deer Hunter yet? De Niro and Chris Walken in their primes. Need I say more?

or Brando awaiting Martin Sheen in the cave in Apocalypse now?

Any scene with the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket

The big indian fella escaping in the final scene of One flew over a Cuckoo's Nest.

jack nicholson's line in Chinatown, while in a motel room with a lovely young lady

"...get on your hands and knees, stick your ass in the air and dont move until i tell you.."

hope this doesn't offend anyone

raab

A Few Good Men - Court scene

Reservoir Dogs - Ear scene

Crash - Girl shot scene very sad

Deep Blue Sea - Samuel L Jackson gets ate

True Romance - Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken scene, best dialogue ever!


Braveheart - FFRRREEEEEDDOOMMMMM!!!!!

If you like the few good men scene, check this out http://www.machinima.com/films.php?id=1154

"here's johnny"

the legendary   jack  in the shinning

red  rum   red   rum


1 2   freddys coming for you

3 4  better lock the door

5 6  get your crucifix

7 8   better stay up late

the first time you saw freddy  krugger

Ridiculously silly, yet somehow compellingly moving, speech from the President in 'Independance Day'.

OK sorry mate but I dont believe this actually happened in A New Hope. Obi wan had a lightsaber battle with vader in this movie but not luke.

Jerry Maguire - " you had me at hello"  yes I am a softie.

Shane - shane slumped over his horse riding in to the sunset.

Fantastic Four - jessica alba in that skin tight suit. 8)

Good will hunting  "how do you like them apples?"

Seven Samurai - the battle scene.

Revenge of the sith - the scene where Anakin slays all of the jedi children, My gut was wrenching.

Most of my favourites have already been mentioned, here's a few more.


Al Pacino's rant from 'And Justice For All' "You're out of order, these people are out of order, this whole god damn courtroom is out of order."

Butch and Sundance coming out shooting, Aragorn and Theoden riding out to meet their foes at the end of 'The Two Towers.'

Thelma and Louise driving over the edge of the cliff.

I enjoyed all of the above because they were 'cool'. For the ultimate tear jerker though, it's gotta be 'Forrest Gump' for me. The scene near the end where he's talking to Jenny's grave and says...

 "Momma says dying is just a part of life, I sure wish that it wasn't"

pedantic geek alert

(takes one to know one I suppose)

you always tell it so well mate! (to be honest if it wasnt bill murray it wouldnt have been as funny, the guys a legend

magic, its the wee ones like this that i forgot about, yet they are the best, not these, use the force ones, that everyone knows!

ill just add one for the moment:

The russian roulette scene in Deer Hunter, i was pissing myself laughing for ages, at De Niro

 :blonde: :blonde: :blonde:

I am a big star wars fan mate, I even questioned myself befor posting but i am right.  

Bill Murray in 'Groundhog Day' where he realises that his action have no consequences and goes driving on the railroad tracks. Ordering fast food from the Police when they finally catch up with him.

"Too early for flapjacks?"

The moment in the Usual suspects when you realise who kaiser sause is!!!

The limp dissappears, the hand relaxes, and he buggers off in a jag with the lawyer bloke.  Classic

its just as well ive seen the bloody thing then eh, what about everyone else on here tho billy lol

oops

 :blonde: :blonde: :blonde: :blonde:

I can't believe this one hasn't been said yet.... Keanu Reeves... Speed....

'I am an FBI Agent'. 

Legendary.

Oh and in the Matrix.... 'I know Kung-Fu'...  'Show Me'.

youll need to explain this one to us, i think mate?????

Yep I aggree, I just got a tree stump to do the same and I saw no real difference.

The Sequence in "Weekend at Bernies" where they have him out in the boat (dead), waving at people.

such a funny film

I always thought Keanu Reeves went downhill after his Bill & Ted masterworks.

The crying scene in Truly Madly Deeply where she sobs and sobs and sobs and it has to be real.....
You had me at hello scene with Tom Cruise
The only novice woman player in the Pokerstars PCA bahamas tournamant receiving a cheque for first prize - oh sorry - they have yet to make that film.......who will get to play the starring role? :blonde:

Ahhh another Truly Madly Deeply fan -

EVERY time I watch that film I am just sobbing like a sobbing thing... I know it's going to happen, and yet I still have to watch it every bloody time it's on.

I do like that film, so my raise to you Ms Dell, is Michael, with John Travolta, and City of Angels.. seeing as we are moving into the schmoozy film genre.

I thought the topic of this thread was 'Great moment in films....', not 'Who can name the pischest girly film'

Ohhhh!!!

Calm Down Mr Military Vehicle :)

You girlies can croon away as much as you wish. Here's one for the boys though, to redress the balance.

The Goonies when Sloth ripped open his shirt on the pirate ship to reveal a superman t-shirt before saving the kiddies from his crimbo family.

The start of temple of doom, the big boulder rolling after indiana, the natives chucking spears , the slide through the door as it closes and grabbing the hat, pure genius.

Best part is any young boy who saw it at the time stole their mothers washing line, Grandfathers hat and some doll shapes object ( usually stolen from a sister or something) and hust played it all out.

ahh good times! :D :D

One teensy girlie film... I direct you to my initial list fine Sir, where it containeth not ONE romance flick, then I just get a bit foamy about a good honest schmaltzy title, and you go all huffy, and bring out a Spielberg Dud. If you want to talk about Spielberg - let's do Duel :)

I put it to you Sir, you cried at the end of Lassie Come Home when you were 10, and have never admitted it to anyone!

Newmanseye - that was Raiders.

I have been humbled.... :blonde:

But I will admit that I did cry to lassie, regardless of which one it was, saying this I also cried to the littlest hobo on a weekly basis, soft as fondant me.

Well, I refused to watch any Lassie film, in fact I used to tape Animal Hospital and get someone to pre screen it for me to make sure there wasn't anything in it that would upset me <g>

I missed a huge moment, cant believe i missed it.

Empire strikes back, Just before han gets frozen in carbonite,

Leia " I love you"

Han " I know"

nuff said, just bloody perfect.

AND AND AND.....

Someone just reminded me of the Princess Bride....

Let's just use the whole of that film - if you haven't seen it go and buy it - fantastic film!

Inconceivable!

Tom Cruise & Anthony Edwards  "Top Gun"  in the bar scene singing  You lost that loving feeling to Kelly McGillis

happened in bars everywhere after that :)

There were a few great moments in them

Mr. Ryan: All you boys seemed to have learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
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King: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
[Air guitar]
King: Execute them!
Bill, Ted: Bogus
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Ted: Who are you?
Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude.
Ted: Oh. How's it hanging, Death?
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"Woah, this is what hell looks like"
"we were totally lied to by our album covers"

Who mentioned the Goonies.....

the goonies, when the fratellis are interrogating chunk

Francis Fratelli : Tell us everything! Everything!

Chunk : Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake Fratelli : I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Oooooh

You had a good point till you mentioned some Princess film.

Never seen it, but it's got the word Princess and Bride in it so therefore must be soppy woppy and no self respecting manny would watch it unless in the company of someone he intends to mount later the same evening.

You are allowed to like girly films I suppose Heid. Especially as you're a girl. So I'll shhhhhh up now and leave you to it.

(thought Goonies was Richard Donner, not Spielberg)

The princess bride was a great movie, quite funny. I'm pretty sure it was a mel brooks film which just adds to the appeal.

Seriously - watch the Princess Bride - it's not what you think it is - that's why it works - and the whole point of it.

Yeah it was a Donner film, but it was produced, written etc by Spielberg, and we all know what a control freak Spielberg is - Donner may have the credit for directing, but that aint what happened...  

Heid
xx

I'll give it a look if I get a chance then.

If it's pisch I'm going to come find you though.

I reccomend waring some incontinence pants for this film Tank, and some duck tape for your ribs as well

OK Geek alert... interesting story about that scene.

Carrie Fisher was heavily into her drug abuse period around the time of filming of Empire, and she kept having huge problems with her lines.

This scene was meant to be much longer, and loads more lines - after a lot (10+) retakes where Fisher kept messing up, Ford shoved the "I know" bit in as an ad lib, and it worked so they kept it!

The bit in Raiders where Indiana shoots the swordsman - you wanna hear how that happened?

.....ah go on.

Astound us with your trivia

I believe it was supposed to be a sword fight, when harrison stopped and said that his character would not figh, he would simply shoot the swordsman, they all aggreed and I believe thats how that one came about.

I wanna be a geek too.


He didn't run up the steps of the Philadelphia Art Museum until Rocky 2.

Woohooo!

Okies... so they were in Tunisia during the filming of Raiders, and the whole cast and crew got dysentry..all exhausted..the scene is supposed to be an elaborate whip/sword affair. It was the last shot of the day and everyone was feel like death.

First take, Ford tell Spielberg and Lucas to trust him ... and then ad libs the shooting, completely out of the blue.

Oh and the bit in Last Crusade where Connery tells the secret of Indiana's dog - it's true - apart from the fact that It's Spielberg's dog who was the inspiration for Dr. Jones' name.

I'm so looking forward to the Pub Quiz :)

unfortunately, the film round is now cancelled

I am replacing it with "Flora and Fauna of the British Isles"

I'll get me coat...

Opening scene of Grosse Point Blank, John Cusack takes out hitman while on phone to his PA only to hear Dan Akroyd unloading the full contents of two guns into the person Cusack wassupposed to be protecting

Heid, I am in love!

Thank God Kirshner kept the "I know" in. "I love you too" would have been too George (I'm the king of wooden dialogue) Lucas.

Too many lines to mention from Lock Stock & Snatch.

"Shut up and sit down you big bald f*ck"

SW geeks always love me :)

Nice Chewie pic btw :)

Let's all hail Kirshner as the true god he is eh?

If I'd been capable of creaming my pants when I saw SE of Empire I would have when I saw what they didn't do to it :)

I didn't think Lucas was capable of subtlety, but thank god he found it in himself for Empire..

WOOHOOO!!!! Specialist Subject.... Science & Nature

Heid likes my Wookie! ;)

That's NOT a euphemism<g>

She's not fussy

::::slaps Thighty:::::

Ohhhh yes I am :)

The limp dick scene in American Pie.

Rod, I have to point out that this quote contains too many full stops. He does the whole scene breathing in only once. Or maybe twice.


Momma, you been bad.

wasnt that in a scent of a woman (could be both but i aint seen justice for all and i remember the line)

Aww "Lassie" now that brings back some memories. I remember one episode/film where a little boy has fallen down a hillside and has broken his leg. "Get help Lassie..get help" Lassie cocks her head from side to side and gives a little whimper, she then turns round and runs as fast as her legs can take her to the top of the hill, stoping once to turn round and give another whimper, "Go Lassie Go" the little boy said. So off she goes, higher and higher, finally reaching the top. She barks and barks to the conveniently passing helicopter "Whats wrong with Lassie" says the co-pilot."Lets go find out" says the pilot. Helicopter lands, "Whats up girl" co pilot asks, Lassie barks back "Little boy has broken his leg..follow me" and points his nose in the direction of where he is. Pilot grabs his first aid kit and they both follow Lassie.

Cut to next scene..Little boy on a strecher (in the first aid kit?) being loaded onto the helicopter giving Lassie a big hug "Thank you Lassie...you saved me". Lassie is grinning from ear to ear (how do they get dogs to do that?)

Final scene...Helicopter takes off rushing towards the hospital with Lassie dangling on a piece of rope, flying through the air, strapped up in a harness 100ft below the aircraft looking like a starfish. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.


Errr what else.."The Money Pit" when the bath goes through the floor

"Porky's" ...."is there a Mike Hunt in the bar"

and for the girlies, the finale of "The Full Monty"

Haven't seen 'Scent of a Woman' but I do know it is in 'And Justice for All'

Like you say, it might be both.

Casablanca, the final scene.

Ilsa is reluctant to leave and fly away with her husband.

Rick- 'You'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life'

Ilsa- 'What about us?'

Rick- 'We'll always have Paris'

.....

Rick- 'I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world'

now that In the name of the father has just finished, i must add 2 moments in this movie:

1/ The bit when Gysepy conlon dies and they are burning the news papers out the window, the music to this scene is remarkable!

2/ the bit at the end when they are dismissed of all charges, and gerry walks over all the seats through the croud to walk out the front fookin door, and innocent man!

What a movie

The sting in ....... ummm.......The Sting.

Spinal Tap - the bass player getting stuck in the pod / the appearance on stage of the henge / getting lost on the way to the stage.

The final scene from Lost in Translation. Slim Pickens riding the bomb in Doctor Strangelove. What Debbie does to get to Dallas.

From Good Will Hunting 

When Matt Damon ridicules the Michael Bolton lookalike for belittling his friend (Ben Affleck),

If you have never seen this fill, Im full of envy, you have 90 minuteS of pure pleasure awaiting you.


Also......the best hardly ever mentioned film ever made, without doubt Once Upon A Time In America (Robert De Niro) as long as you have 4 hours to spare, magnifficent !

MISERY
When kathy Bates breaks James Caans ankles with the sledgehammer

The Crying Game
When the leading lady aint all she seems :D

The Green Mile
Quite a few in that movie.

The snowball fight in Dumb and Dumber.

totally agree mate, hard to believe it was Matt and Ben that wrote that movie when they were only in their mid 20's!Also agree about Once upon a tiime in america, ive got the special edition DVD (Cos im very special ya see!) its amazing, but yes 4 hours long, however it split into 2 discs, and its kind of like 2 different movies, as the first 2 hours are when they were 14 - 18 years old, and then the second 2 hours it jumps to when they are older (Mid 30's). So i tend to watch one one night and the next the next, if that makes sence lol

Good will hunting on in 10 mins on 5 i believe

on 4 now