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Be very  proud to be British
Because:
Only in Britain... can  a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do  supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get  their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front. 
Only in Britain... do  banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in Britain... do  we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and lock our junk and cheap  lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do  we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't  miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk
to
in the first place.
 
NOT TO  MENTION...
3 Brits  die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142  Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58  Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31  Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy  lights were plugged in.
19  Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were  chocolate.
British  Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101  people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of
the soles  of their feet.
18  Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying
on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in  their mouth.
A  massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening
bottles of beer with their teeth.
8 Brits  were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
And  finally.........
In 2000  eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

RULE  BRITANNIA!!

i have too as there is sugar in all there other drinks


are you saying that the disabled shouldnt go skating?
let alone go curling

even wheelchair users skate and play ice hockey
and britian has the world champion "DISABLED" curling team

i know it was meant as a joke but jokes with factual errors in them lead people into the wrong sort of thinking

Sorry Ironside I didn't quite get the skating rink one and I meant to delete it.

no problem had this debate on THM site a year or so ago, people think that disabled parking should just be outside hospitals and doctors surgerys, there are many different reasons for using a disabled parking bay  and most of the disabled have fantastic social lifes too (if only i could get one)

curling ?         is that what girlies play in scotlandshire?

well i think there are some scottish women that are disabled aswell you know the disabled aint all men

Always fancied trying curling. Didn't the Scottish girlies win a World Cup a few years back?

wasnt having a pop at the disabled iron

           2002 Winter Olympics

Not sure what that Olympic medal proved, other than girls are good with a broom.

i think the impressive bit is that one woman shouts HURRY HURRY  while 2 others chase a stone down the ice, brushing around it like a street sweeper on crack, then to top it off another woman with a brush stands in the target with broom in hand ready to sweep should she be needed ....  why cant the silly bints get with the times and buy a bloody vacuum cleaner :)

I could be a world champ at that, when i was in a relationship and the ex was hoovering as i was watching footy, I was always shouting HURRY HURRY ... or words to that effect :)

Mrs RED's mam is good with a broom, she can even fly upside down

Witch way?

OOOOOOOOIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! :redcard:

When we win we don't bang on about it for 40 years.

At least our World cup win is worth banging on about for 40 years ;scarymoment;

no it wasnt

it is!

Please dont delete this post...  :D :D

no winning a world cup gives you 4 years of bragging rights

the fact the english forget that and brag for 40 years is why 99% of the rest the planet want to beat the english and the reason why when not playing the english 99% of the world supports the team that is

good job scotland didnt qualify this year as i get 31 teams to support

As someone of multi-ethnicity, I have to say Ironside, that's quite possibly the silliest thing I've heard you say.

You ain't been here long LOL

dont know what your on about mate but i was born in england i am just embrassed to admit it

That was a joke BTW

As only a very select few have ever won the World Cup it IS a big deal.
I wanna know why the scots hate the English more than we hate them?

LOL

Well I actually do support several other countries as well as England and I can quite safely say that 99% of the world doesn't want England to be beaten regardless of who they play. :)

WTF?

ok 98.9% call me a lair for 100 million people or 2

LMAO! Good one.

Maybe 99% of the rest of Britain. Throw in Argentina and Germany. After that you're running a bit thin.

austraila, new zealand canada (ok lets call it the commenwealth)
large portions of the USA but hey thats mutial hate a USA v england game as i have to support the ref

most of western europe

so we are left with china (your right there is a billion of them) but then again there government tell them who they support and eastern europe but they havenet had long of freedom to know the score yet

The scottish are like heamaroids.(pyles)
 If they come down and go back up they are tollerable.
But if they come down and stay down ,they are a pain in the Arse.

Good One

Do you need a hand Ironside?

No he needs a personality transplant ;scarymoment;

nah there only english i could beat them up with one hand tied behind my back

but the difference is i cant be bothered listing to all thier guff

Coz you're a bunch of arrogant jumped-up, has beens whos press lamast your sportsmen for not winning everything. If the nations of the world were all poker-pros England would be Phil Hellmuth. Bad winners and even worse losers. It's easy to despise the English because they possess these qualities. (Individually you can still be groovy though)

The scots are on the most part funky chickens who know our place in the world and are glad to take part. When we win, we do so with grace. (Perhaps a little bit ribing will take place if we win but it doesn't last long.) When we lose we get pissed and say hey-ho. (We don't smash up the town with big sticks like you guys are prone to) Our nation gets behind our sportsmen, we're don't disown them when they don't win.

As we're so fantastic and you're so pisch it's much harder for you to despise us than the other way around. I hope this helps.

Zzz...

Its not good to be jealous of your better cousin

 :goodpost:

facts are fact and that tank can sure write things better than me

It's not so much jealousy as shame. England have a lot of things that they could and should be proud of, on the whole though their attitude stinks and ruins their worldwide rep. We can sometimes be tarred with the same brush and resent this to the extent that we're rooting for the other guys come penalty shootout time..

btw anyone think skinner and baddiel will still be around in 40 years time to record 80 years of hurt


and does anyone else love the fact that the germans have taken 3 lions to there supportors song of choice

Truly amazing what a bit of jealousy does to the colonials.
The fact that you have never won anything in the first place may affect your sunny outlook. we of course have won everything and as such can have an opinion on these matters.
Come back when you win something.......oh no you can't can ya :D

LOL, better than an entire history of hurt

we are for a few months still the olympic female curling champions

we are the holders of the aberdeen cup

and basically we rule the roost when it comes to poker as i am the current

"INTERNATIONAL IRISH CHAMPION"

Zzzz... root for the other team, as your shite team will never get anywhere near as agood as mighty ENGLAND.

My appologies, i hadn't realised you had so much to be proud of, well done.

and england is the current holders of ?

oh i forgot the rugby

but what else?

The US? They're our best buddies. Even in the sport we compete in the most (athletics) they respect us. I spoke to two huge US soccer fans this summer they love watching our league and support our teams in the Champions League.

Canada? I have family there. They're indifferent. To be honest most of them don't even know about our sports and they're the ones with family here.

Hmmm.... Western Europe hey?


The Portugese dont care whether we win or not unless they're playing us, they're very internal. All the people I know there could not only name our national team but also told me why each player was great to watch. No hate there I'm afraid.

The French want the rest of Western europe to lose, especially the Germans, not just us.

The Spanish DO care about having the best league in the world but in terms of our national team they're not bothered (unless we bring our black players to their shores). Beckham and Woodgate are well supported there. Owen was too. Benitez says everyone in Spain supports Liverpool as there second team because of the huge Spanish contingent. So do Spain want us to lose? Erm... I doubt it.

The Italians dislike every other nation when it comes to football!

Anyone else????

A lot of African people support England as their second team. (Many also support France)

Brazil and England have a huge mutual respect for each other.

Yeah the Aussies hate us - I'll give you that one.

How could you forget? They mention it on the telly at least once a week?

i forgot due to the fact they are no longer event the 2nd best team in europe never mind the world

Also, at least were are hated by some countries. Most countries in the world either take pity on poor ole soctland or just laugh at them.

Hadrian never built it tall enough.............

Scotland top elephant polo world
 
Scotland's elephant polo team have won their second world championship in a row after beating the National Parks of Nepal team 7-6.
The tournament, now in its 24th year, saw eight teams and players from 11 countries taking part in Nepal.

Player manager Peter Prentice, who scored 25 goals in the tournament, was the Scots' star player.

Captain, the Duke of Argyll, said: "To win this is a mammoth task, made more special by the amazing surroundings."
 
So there.

damm how could i forget about the elephant polo team

oh yeah because unlike the english we dont harp on about it

i am thinking of hiring an elephant from edinburgh zoo for next year

Crying with laughter.

So it hasn't been mentioned before?

That is brilliant.

takea a real man to control an elephant unlike beckham who prances about in posh's knickers

mentioned but not repeatedly every 5 minutes

So this debate is about why Scotland don't like England but England don't mind Scotland






I think somewhere down the line the opposite has been proved.

We should read the title of this thread and think about what that means.

Nighty night.

Rearrange these words in a different order to create a sentence:

Straws, clutching, your're, at.

When my son ask's me " Dad, who are the scottish?"

I will say "son, they're the world champions at elephant polo!"

takea a real man to control an elephant unlike beckham who prances about in posh's knickers
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To be fair to Becks, he doesn't seem to have a problem mounting creatures with big noses and wrinkly butts. I mean, have you seen Rebecca Loos?

Nemesis you are evil. I've just woken up half my street laughin at your last post.

Right I'm off guys. All I can say is cheers - I've been in stitches for the last 20 mins.

Remember it's like Fulham and Chelsea: one dislikes the other for being a success and the latter doesn't even know there's a rivalry! ;)

Night all!  :D :D :D

you mean there is a rivalary between scotland and england being successsfull i never knew that you english felt that way

Just incase you dont understand my scottish cousins

Fulham= Socland

Chelsea= England

Chelsea=England? You mean a foreign manager and a team full of overpaid primadonnas?

LOL

Hey, you can't get a much bigger sport than elephant polo

1967....

That's only 39 years :D

im afriad i dont even like the association between scotland and england. i for one, am scottish, not british. you know that advert that was on the tv where the guys saws scotland away from england? i wish it would come true......lol

Why not go even further, we'll cut the country into 2000 little pieces lest there be a land connection between rival villages.

What would happen to Carslisle?

Not sure, maybe it would be re-named Isle of Carsl

Hilarious

It belongs on our new child board "Best of Scottish Blonde"


BSB will have this thread, tank's 40m SNGs in a week and....and.....and....


thats it

I'm sure there will be a thread boasting of todays marvellous achievement by the Scottish national team ... They held the worl football power that is Japan to a 0-0 draw :D :D :D :D

we won the cup thats what matters